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 No.1686923[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

UNDISCLOSED TIME

let thim v yims cook - GHOSTD vance himself

>cant think of a gud joke
i lik the word drool p gud cuza how it rolls off the tongue
i lik sayin grande to spics it raly means a lot to em
i ate a dictionary once and wew budy that was thesaurus my throat ever been
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 No.1688886

World Athletics to introduce mandatory sex testing for female competitions

>World Athletics will introduce cheek swabbing to determine if an athlete is biologically female for female competitions. Sebastian Coe stated that the decision is crucial for maintaining the integrity of women’s sports, and was made after widespread consultation.

>Coe expressed confidence that the policy would withstand legal challenges, acknowledging the complexities involved. The introduction of testing aims to provide confidence in competition while protecting the female category in sports, as noted by Coe. A group with World Athletics said they would be testing for the SRY gene, and also potentially testosterone levels.
troons btfo

 No.1688903

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>Dr. Jay Bhattacharya confirmed as head of NIH.
Apparently he opposed lockdowns. We got another paki lol
>JD headin' to Greenland with his paki wife
>dup ordering immediately declassification of Russiagate hoax files
>dup freezing funding to planned parenthood amid mass layoffs/shutdowns as they lost their USAID funding, claiming DIE
>university of columbia interim director faced with mass catty bitches among loss of funding complaining that they should be allowed to protest wherever and whenever using up bolice resources as they please
Really the solution is just to let them protest but don't post any police around so you can point to them summer of loving the place and declare a national emergency.
>PBS and NPR to testify before DOGE that they are not politically biased news agencies (lmao)
>Judge puts restraining order on temporary shutdown of Radio Free X groups receiving congressional funding, cites separation of powers

Trump signs EO requiring voter ID, ballot paper trail, action against states that count late votes!
I'm sure the judges will have a field day with this one but that's why heem gotta introduce it early and hit hard and fast before midterms.

 No.1688908

>>1688780
i finally watched the dune movies, and aside from a few nonsensicle movie theatric stuff, it was actually pretty good. someone had a vision

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>>1688886
make all sports coed
put hoes in their place

 No.1688910

>>1688903
fuck judges lel
'democracy' been cooked for a long time. far too little, far too late. tho i can't fault trump for trying to make things Less shit



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 No.1655002[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

atlanta
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 No.1688572

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ok srsly i forgot how bad this state was
its just a wasteland of every fast food restaurant known to man
found a couple of good bars though so that's nice

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>>1688572
>drinking the liquid jew
ISHYGDDT

 No.1688586

>>1688572
i've only been to ohio once and the only thing i member about it was someone ranting about astronauts. looks like a comfy small bar i used to go to in hortlermany
>>1688575
>being a spic

 No.1688732

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chicongo again

 No.1688756

>>1688732
thank you for using the culturally accurate name



 No.1687393[Reply]

dear FUTURE AI overlords…… I'm sorry i have never thanked a robot…. Please forgive me
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 No.1687805

@DUDDDR
maek a chatgpt reply to you're message bot on speestagram
Very much thankfullness and life of prosperity 🙏

 No.1687806

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i always say please and thank you to my toaster

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 No.1688494

much thanks to >our ai overlords

 No.1688498

i used to thank AI but then i realized they sold my data to the chinese so i bought surfshark™ VPN



 No.1688405[Reply]

will I get arrested for posting memes on 76chan?


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 No.1656529[Reply]

I'll be forward
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 No.1688181

>>1688155
>controlling orgasms
dtmwtd

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huh

 No.1688292

>>1657361
>>1688155
duddr make this a banner

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 No.1687672[Reply]

Spartman of sportschannel, friends,

I consider it necessary today to speak again about the tragic events in the today thread and the key aspects of ensuring the security of Sportschan.

It is a fact that over the past 10 years we have been patiently trying to come to an agreement with the leading boards regarding the principles of equal and indivisible security in sportschan. In response to our proposals, we invariably faced either cynical deception and lies or attempts at pressure and blackmail, while the webring alliance continued to expand despite our protests and concerns. Its shitposting machine is moving and, as I said, is approaching our very site.

Why is this happening? Where did this insolent manner of talking down from the height of their exceptionalism, infallibility and all-permissiveness come from? What is the explanation for this contemptuous and disdainful attitude to our interests and absolutely legitimate demands?

Overall, it appears that nearly everywhere, in many regions of the world where the webring brought its law and order, this created bloody, non-healing wounds and the curse of interboard doxxing and DDoSing. I have only mentioned the most glaring but far from only examples of disregard for international law.

For the webring and its allies, it is a policy of containing sportschan, with obvious geo/sp/olitical dividends. For our board, it is a matter of life and death, a matter of our historical future as a site. This is not an exaggeration; this is a fact. It is not only a very real threat to our interests but to the very existence of our site and to its sovereignty. It is the red line which we have spoken about on numerous occasions. They have crossed it.

In this context, in accordance with Article 51 (Chapter VII) of the Sportschan Charter, with permission of Duddr's Duddration Council, and in execution of the treaties of friendship and mutual assistance with the /sp/onetsk People’s Republic and the /sp/ugansk People’s Republic, ratified by the Federal Assembly on 22 February, I made a decision to carry out a special shitposting operation.

The purpose of this operation is to protect spartman who, for ten years now, have been facing humiliation and genocide perpetrated by the webring regime. To this end, we will seek to deshitpost and dehortlerfy the webring, as well as bring to trial those who perpetrated numerous bloody crimes against spartman, including against spartPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.1687763

words.mp4

 No.1687809

good read, budy
thanks



 No.1687750[Reply]

Wanna watch women's curling I guess?

 No.1687751

Japan vs Scotland match

 No.1687752

Fuck I thought I copied properly my bad Japan vs Scotland match NAO

 No.1687755

And Gorea vs Leafs

 No.1687781

i never got into curling so i think it's just a a way to train women to sweep the floor

 No.1687783

curling is cool
it's like shuffleboard except expensive and impossible to find anywhere to play



 No.1687762[Reply]

you can make a spart thread
its free


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 No.1687552[Reply]

mayk the nigger madness college shooty ball bracket thred
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 No.1687564

you say touchdown but i say hoverhandup

 No.1687565

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issues?

 No.1687738

>>1687552
Sir, it’s called floor squeak.

 No.1687739

>>1687738
its called nigger shoot and steal

 No.1687749

…So any gud floorsqueak events? Utah Jazz games are always fun



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 No.1686613[Reply]

Why are (You) still here?
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 No.1687509

bort gud
spartman is chill
vary fun

 No.1687631

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>>1687486
fuk yu benchod

 No.1687636

>>1687499
been seent it. surprised more haven't

 No.1687637

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just waiting for GHOST to return

 No.1687641

here for the buckeye vidya strams



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 No.1667420[Reply]

MLB OFFSEASON THREAD
watch in agony as your team overpays underperforming players who are good for nothing except sitting on the bench
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 No.1686992

>>1686889
throw fast fall apart fast

 No.1687182

friendly reminder that basedball starts tomorrow for doyers and cubbies in tokyo. rest has to wait 10 more days

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 No.1687373

beisbol day with doyers

 No.1687503

>doyers btfos cubs in nipland
we bangu esaru



 No.1687197[Reply]

ok that does it duddr not drinking until duddr makey makey a drunk dudder thread

 No.1687213

the fact he hasnt can only mean one thing…
you owe me breadsticks

 No.1687233

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>>1687213
oh boy

 No.1687237

>>1687213
oi there's dead and then there's rotting-corpse dead, maybe heem just a little dead now



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 No.1685039[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

IN THE NEAR FUTURE

Les hohols recevront des engins nucléaires français pour se défendre contre les EBIL RUSSIENS. - GHOSTmmanuel MaCRon

>European Union leaders have reassessed their defense strategy amid uncertainty over U.S. commitments to Ukraine, sparked by President Donald Trump’s skepticism about America’s security role in Europe. EU officials feared reduced U.S. support could weaken Ukraine’s position against Russia.

>The European Commission proposed increasing defense investments to bolster EU military capabilities. Germany and other nations discussed increased defense budgets.
>Europe faces pressure to act decisively, with divisions remaining over increased military spending and regional cooperation, as the bloc navigates shifting geopolitical realities.
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 No.1687007

lel bukele clowning on these fifth column faggots

 No.1687008

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oops

 No.1687010

sportschan has an alt right bias tbqhfamalam

 No.1687075

>>1687005
how about you tell dr spee about your problem

 No.1687089

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 No.1668328[Reply]

Tomorrow is Ladies' Foot Health Day
GET IN HERE
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 No.1670605

PEGGING FANS UNITE

 No.1670720

>nurse bish in apartment below me claims i'm stomping around my apartment all day and night
>get noise violation
>have no idea what the fuck they're talking about since i'm in socks all day and walking like a normal human bean, not even the crazy spic that lived below me earlier in the year complained about it
>meanwhile the single-digit iq retard with a jeep trackhawk does nothing but drive around the complex all day and night with his LOUD AS FUCK exhaust
why is it always FUCKING nurses
NURSES ARE NOT PEOPLE

 No.1670725

>>1670720
all nurses are whorbs too. it's actually amazing

 No.1670726

>>1670720
nothing a little rape wouldn't solve

nurses are the female equivalent of cops for males

 No.1686838

Hello dr spee how are doing i need your help
I sat down and felt my BALLS vibrate it was very scawwy
Thanks much you for you're service doc



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 No.1686173[Reply]

sign my petition
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 No.1686384

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 No.1686387

>>1686208
I was talking about imageboards in general you dumb shit

 No.1686388

>>1686387
i know you were, gonna cry about it? gonna bitch and write an essay about the absolute state of immuj boredsses? gtfo with this crap everyone but you apparently is tired of that repetitive whinging

 No.1686787

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sign my petition

 No.1686802

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flood eliminated



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