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 No.1614536[Last 50 Posts]

EASTER

NO HOMOSEX ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DITCH, AUSSIE WANKERS CAN SHOVE IT

 No.1614555

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Time for some chocolate rabbits

 No.1614568

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>>1614555
>dark skin elf girls

 No.1614581

>>1614555
>2nd waste of trips in just as many days
Anigay gtfo and stay gtfo

 No.1614587

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 No.1614588

>>1614555
vary gud

 No.1614591

>>1614555
i bet their backs hurt :(

 No.1614604

File: 1711926922390.mp4 (23.87 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, alex jones.mp4)


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>>1614581
s-shut up baka

 No.1614610

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 No.1614614

>>1614536
SODOMITES BTFO!
>>1614555 (CHECKED)
>mfw no qt dark elf wife

 No.1614617

>>1614614
T-paste told me sodomy was based and egyptpilled tho

 No.1614624

>>1614604
holy fuck im glad i clicked that shit

 No.1614629

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>>1614604
i rally lik alex jones ytpmvs
these are my favs

 No.1614635

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>>1614635
error posting

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 No.1614646

File: 1711946199910.mp4 (101.19 KB, 480x270, 16:9, Easter Trump.mp4)

Get rekt tranny-day scrubs.

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>>1614646
everyday is tranny day in amerikwa

 No.1614687

File: 1711978860475.mp4 (1.39 MB, 720x720, 1:1, finland city council.mp4)


 No.1614688

>>1614646
highly doubt dup is actually Christian, or at least a practicing one

 No.1614690

>>1614639
them shoes lel

 No.1614691

>>1614690
real deal taliban
work with what you got
those guns look like theyve seen not just several decades, but wars too

 No.1614693

huh
looked it up and i guess its lik a known thing. been doin it since the 80s. they make em in pakistan.
if youre wearing white high tops in afghanistan, youre not to be fucked with. its literally "im in the fucking taliban bro, dont fuck w me"

 No.1614694

>>1614690
>>1614691
>>1614693
they look pretty comfy nfl
good for those big mountain treks and hauling rpg-7s into the back of toyota hiluxes

 No.1614697

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>>1614694
they also look rad af tbh
and if the name brands are ~$25 from pakistan, thats the fucking ticket. prolly get em under 40 from amazog or whatever that chink amazog was called

i wonder if they skate? theyre supposed to be bball shoes so they should have a flat sole. and i mean if they can handle literal afghanistan insurgency, thats as gud a proof of durability as i could ask for
plus id geniunely much rather rep taliban over nike sb. nike is a fucking parasite

 No.1614699

File: 1711983214015.png (344.8 KB, 1126x543, 1126:543, lel they know.png)

wew
they fuckin know
this pic is literally the last sample pic on their site
130 tho
suck my dick paki dogr

 No.1614700

knockoff ones look better to skate anyways tbh
those do look fly af tho

 No.1614702

File: 1711984141312.png (37.33 KB, 467x589, 467:589, sold out errywhere.png)

lmao
ohhhh canadaaaaa
you lik you got a bit of a problem

i guess theyre just like docs are for skinheads tho. they got a rep, look tuff, ppl buy em
FUCK docs tho. might as well by a purse that matches

 No.1614703

just come to pakistan budy
ver gud shoe ver cheap

 No.1614705

makes me worried id like piss off the dudes who run lik habibis™ gas stations an shieeet
ya know lik not everyones down w that shit. or u know how that stuff is, maybe some taliban cunt lik raped/murdered their sister/mom or whatever
pissing off muslims is NOT like pissing off whypipo idgaFUCK about pissing off whypipo
prolly cant fly intl w em either

not that i think anyone could possibly mistake me for taliban. unless all the taliban start bleaching their hair lmao. i guess some of em do have blue eyes tho. i usually keep shaved tho so thats a dead giveaway

 No.1614706

www.servis.pk/collections/cheetah/products/ch-di-0028-wh

good opportunity for a /sp/igga to import them and turn em around they selling for fukin 12 US dollarydoos in paquistain

 No.1614707

>>1614706
if you wear them you automatically become taliban
no exceptions
you can ship them to bumfuck missouri but the moment you put your feet into those masterfully crafted SERVIS CHEETAH shoes you will grow the beard and start speaking urdu while beheading the closest infidel and forcing all women within 100 miles of you to get back in the kitchen permanently

they are rally gud shoes

 No.1614708

>>1614706
>Rs3310
>$11.91
dude you prolly could make bank just going to diff gas stations/ghetto marts and flipping em. i cant find a single place stateside that has em for sub 100. $40-$50 would be fine. most of those guys rock jordans an shieeet. and jordans dont look anywhere near as fly imo, and theyre lik 100 minimum

gotta be the strangest fucking way to get on an intl watch/no-fly list tho lmfao

 No.1614711

File: 1711986935605.png (1.69 MB, 1038x1047, 346:349, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1614708
>no fly list
lel they got your feet and your six

 No.1614712

File: 1711987165935.png (230.74 KB, 485x367, 485:367, cheetahs sole.png)

>dat sole
def skate-able
man i want em

 No.1614716

i kinda wanna get a fuck you money expensive 3 piece suit but wear these shoes with them

 No.1614732

lol i tried to open that other thread by accident and it just crashed
did >we just crashed?

 No.1614733

guess not
weird

 No.1614737

>>1614646
Did he even go to church?

 No.1614750

>>1614706
>404
why you pull prank on such a day as today

 No.1614753

>>1614732
>>1614733
figured it out i think
its youtube getting pissy w braves adblock thang
immediately crashes the browser if i go to youtube or any thread with youtube embed in it

 No.1614758

>>1614753
>crashes the browser
thats pretty much all chromium is good for, no surprise

 No.1614771

>>1614758
lol chromium is the only competent browser out right now, no websites work on firecucks or every other meme engine. it'd be best if they just gave up and moved to blink so we don't have to manage between three different platforms for no reason anymore

 No.1614774

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O'Keefebros, it wasn't supposed to happen like this…

 No.1614775

Except it was supposed to happen like that! Hehey! April Fools, spuddy!

 No.1614824

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Designated shitting… Airlines?

 No.1614827

>>1614771
Nice April fools day post
>>1614774
>o'queef
ftfy

 No.1614839

>>1614827
awww did spawtmans basedbaww team wose on apwie foows

 No.1614862

THE /SP/ALIPHATE CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE DEATH OF JOE LIEBERMAN

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 No.1614893

File: 1712071563170.mp4 (21.93 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, stonge on leaf.mp4)

good lord, i'd want your healthcare too

 No.1614909

>>1614893
does he have the document he's quoting from or is it just "source: dude trust me"

 No.1614911

>>1614909
he's expounding on >>1612757 and adding some econ data

 No.1614913

test

 No.1614914

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Again

 No.1614915

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 No.1614916

Kms

 No.1614967

Not much happening today.

 No.1614970

>Monkeypox on the rise
>Obese tranny in charge of department of Health says Biden declaring Easter as tranny day is a "good thing"
>Oregon recriminalizes small drugs possession

 No.1614977

>>1614970
easter troon stuff was rage bait, that dicktits set it years ago
apparently lik 180 days of the year are some kinda national fag day tho

 No.1614978

File: 1712102448247.mp4 (2.26 MB, 320x568, 40:71, All The Faggot Days.mp4)

>>1614977
I believe you will appreciate video related.

 No.1614985

>>1614978
pulse nightclub style islamic events every one of those days NOW

 No.1614991

>>1614978
damn her eyes are uneven as fuck
but ya all the faggot is shit IS very offputting

 No.1614996

>>1614978
someone said every nation celebrates their religion
reminded of that propellerheads history repeating song

 No.1615067

Texas to kill 2 million chiggums because birb flu.

 No.1615069

Apparently the cows are getting infected with it, and then the same illegals sleeping with the chiggum workers are passing on birb flu to them from the cows so now everyone working around cows and fucking spics (working around spics and fucking cows?) is giving the disease to chicken processors.

 No.1615114

1 in 5 Americans believe violence is necessary to secure goals in 2024 according to NPR/PBS.

 No.1615117

>>1615114
thats prolly lowballing it too considering idk what self-respecting prospective terrorist would answer polls

 No.1615123

>>1615114
what about those who believe violence without a goal is necessary?

 No.1615159

>>1615123
I can only hope the murder/k/ube will bless them.

 No.1615193

File: 1712203923785.mp4 (14.59 MB, 320x426, 160:213, Nasty Girl video.mp4)

Why is the news always trannies.
>Colorado Senate makes legal exception where felons can legally change their name if they go tranny thus hiding their record in many cases
>Utah tranny that castrated itself for being refused the woman's block is in a lawsuit with the corrections facility now involving the ADA
>82 year old man (white) served an eviction notice decided to self-immolate
>He also chucked the flaming gas can at one of the eviction officers while on fire which I thought was pretty metal
TMZ article: https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/03/body-cam-footage-elderly-man-set-himself-fire-cops-evict-oklahoma/
>Sober Steve-O refused to come on Maher's podcast because he was trying to stay sober for 16 years
>Joe Flaherty dead at 82 from "illness"
>Texas National Guard solider arrested for allegedly attempting to smuggle illegal immigrant in government vehicle
>UC Berkeley is facing backlash and allegations of "systemic racism" after it reportedly banned white people on Saturdays from a community farm it co-owns.
>Tranny pleads guilty after threatening to kill, rape school children in Illinois
>Washington state's law that forces courts to allow children to stay with homeless/drug-addict parents leads to 4 year old being stabbed at least 41 times by his drug-addicted mother
>Biden admin cancels plan to refill Strategic Petroleum Reserve after depleting reserves by 43%
>The Louisiana Senate has passed legislation making the state independent from directives and mandates that originate from international institutions, including the World Health Organization (WHO), United Nations (UN), and World Economic Forum (WEF).
https://legiscan.com/LA/text/SB133/id/2967724
>The “Tennessee Foster and Adoptive Parent Protection Act, ” Senate Bill 1738, passed the Tennessee House of Representatives on Monday by a vote of 73-20.
>Under the new legislation, the Department of Children’s Services cannot require "a current or prospective adoptive or foster parent ("parent") to affirm, accept, or support any government policy regarding sexual orientation or gender identity that conflicts with the parent's sincerely held religious or moral beliefs."
>Every NATO member country already has troops on the ground in Ukraine, according to Estonian Defense Minister Hanno Pevkur

 No.1615196

>>1615193
gud for steveo
vary gud for louisiana and 10uhC

 No.1615445

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>Mexico announced it has offered political asylum to former Ecuadorian Vice President Jorge Glas
>Ecuador Asks Mexico’s Ambassador to Leave
>New Jersey Earthquake's Shockwaves Were Felt by an Estimated 42 Million People
>Wisconsin state bar changes definition of diversity after losing a major first amendment lawsuit for affirmative action in what is effectively a union
>The Rock said he isn't going to endorse the geriatric this year
>Implied he was gonna vote orange man but refused to say it out loud

 No.1615519

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I don't care about celebrities but I hate how this guy's family parades him for popularity when he's disabled like this

 No.1615522

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>>1615519
>he didn't want anyone to know that
>let me tell you about it

 No.1615536

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>>1615193
>>Every NATO member country already has troops on the ground in Ukraine, according to Estonian Defense Minister Hanno Pevkur

 No.1615543

>>1615519
didnt he sell his likeness rights for a.i. commercials?

 No.1615555

>>1615519
hot daughter

 No.1615589

>>1615536
>>>>>>Every NATO member country already has troops on the ground in Ukraine, according to Estonian Defense Minister Hanno Pevkur
https://scnr.com/article/every-nato-country-already-has-military-personnel-in-ukraine-foreign-official-says_e3cc7914f1c211ee9c930242ac1c0002

 No.1615603

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>>1615519
i feel bad for him
like death isn't bad enough but to forget everything you know and forgot how to talk or read? that's just fucked

 No.1615614

>>1615536
They are just giving tech support, like bombing slav cities and assests, becuase hohols are too retarded to us high tech weapons and bombs.

 No.1615664

File: 1712474228920.jpg (59.85 KB, 702x701, 702:701, 20240407_021633.jpg)

woah, gretas grown A LOT

 No.1615673

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>>1615664
nah, not even a handful. and why is she wearing a bra? that's not very climate friendly

 No.1615674

>>1615673
where'd her legs go? did she chop them off for compost in a community urban garden?

 No.1615692

>>1615674
put her foot up the ass of climate deniers and left it there 💪

 No.1615706

>>1615674
You've never done the bolice tummyslide?

 No.1615711

>>1615706
wheres the officer carrying her legs in the picture then

 No.1615718

>>1615711
there is none shes in the middle of doing a hop and when her feet hit the ground she'll shit her pants for climate

 No.1615766

File: 1712525797124.mp4 (2.53 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, greta-tummy.mp4)

>>1615664
shopped

still would

hatedyddderhatedyddderhatedyddderhatedyddder

 No.1615768

>>1615766
It is hilarious that the golems are rebelling against the kikes.

 No.1615774

>>1615193
>Sober Steve-O refused to come on Maher's podcast because he was trying to stay sober for 16 years
even disregarding his asinine politics, bill maher is such a fucking kook. lik holy shit. steve-o was a real deal rockstar-style-wreck for quite a while there, and then made a clean break from ALL of it. it was impressive. and frankly kinda unprecedented, most of em usually slip up eventually. and then you invite him on as a guest and cant even respect him enough to not get high in front of him?

bill could eat ALL the drugs and still wouldnt be half as entertaining as steve-o is at resting state

 No.1615776

>>1615519
absolutely fucking disgusting
to do this shit for updoots. lik not even for the usual "oh were trying to raise awareness for our new fund to help victims of blah blah" bullshit. just literally for fleeting internet attention

 No.1615781

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>ywn lick her gunt

 No.1615783

>>1615781
i swear you greta fags are lik the male reactionary equivalent of those lefty chicks who bang nazis
horseshoe degeneracy

 No.1615785

>>1615783
it's just normal(?) human psyche
person is complete opposite of me and who i believe in = something i don't understand happens in my peepee = i want to dominate/be dominated by them
human sexuality is fuked

 No.1615787

>>1615781
Anon… I don't think she is a virgin.

 No.1615789

>>1615787
lamo

next youll say eli is not a virgin…

 No.1615792

>>1615785
lol no its not normal its lame af
so mindwished by modern politispergism you fetishize it

 No.1615795

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 No.1615796

>>1615792
domination of other mindsets is whole reason geopolidicks exists
qed: u just wanna bang that spartman

 No.1615800

>>1615796
greta is the schwaggest fucking schwag bro. embarrassing
i aint no AOCfag but at least sheem solid mids

 No.1615803

>>1615795
is this shit common or what

 No.1615809

>>1615766
>>1615781
Holy fuck i want to fuck her so bad. just imagine that orgasm face she'd make. burnt into my memories forever.

>>1615783
>>1615792
ummmmmm its called being a heterosexual?!?!?!

 No.1615811

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>>1615783
no i just have a fetish for autistic chicks
ever since those mass effect andromeda memes, i have really wanted some autistic gushy

i just want a chick who will build a lego cock ring for my hog for her to suck, is that really so much to ask ?

 No.1615813

>>1615811
CR, that request is absolutely out of line with sportschan policy. I think I'm going to have to write you up for this…

 No.1615814

>>1615783
my boner is apolitical but it is not by any means a-autistic

 No.1615815

>>1615803
losing power might be more common than you realize because the companies that own those ships are all run by cheapskates (not just the ones owned by kikes either) that would keep the ships afloat and powered by duct tape if they could. this shit happening next to another major bridge on the east coast could still be a coincidence but if theres a third incident then theres sabotage going on

 No.1615822

>>1615815
Good, get rid of all bridges
We need swimmable cities

 No.1615845

File: 1712571916280.png (33.16 KB, 366x344, 183:172, Oekaki.png)

remember to point your buttholes directly at the eclipse for at least twenny minuts
the whitehats will be channeling >our awakened asshole energy to upgrade the quantum finanacial system mainfrang coputer to window 11.1 produczivity swuite
finanally will have enough BeegDecimals to hold your iraqi dinaroos it's all blue skyyes from here on out boyos

 No.1615849

>>1615795
go back to bed grandpa

 No.1615853

>>1615845
I don't like doing "It's the current year" arguments but it's wild how we're in 2024 and there are people still expecting supernatural stuff from eclipses

 No.1615856

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 No.1615858

>>1615815
>the companies that own those ships are all run by cheapskates
this for shure

also its worth pointing out to landlubbers how fucking brutal the ocean is to exist on/in, or even near. esp as something mechanical. you might as well be sitting in a pool of slightly diluted acid for your whole life. a pool of acid that has enough force to level entire cities or capsize fuckmassive tankers if it gets angry

 No.1615860

>>1615853
ya know an actually gud one is bloodmoons
you sell short on a bloodmoon

 No.1615864

Wadina and greta both naked and covered in oil. Who's winning the twerk off?

 No.1615872

>>1615864
wadina would mogg the shit out of greta

 No.1615877

>>1615864
what a dumb fucking question
>highly experienced and well-ridden whorb
v
>some scrawny prissy little rich vegan bitch

greta is such a fuckin dork its crazy
you can see her creaming herself getting carried off by the pigs lik "omg im lik sooo stickin it to the man™ teehee HOW DARE YOU" etc
shits gross

 No.1615878

File: 1712586450717.mp4 (43.76 MB, 480x852, 40:71, eclipse bro.mp4)

>>1615853
tptb just straight up admit to ayys and chemtrails now and then deny obv shit lik the fouchi and inflation. saw a fed level interview about the jewish space lazors ffs
ship's rudderless

 No.1615881

File: 1712587453229.mp4 (12.49 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, michigan DTA.mp4)

>0:45

 No.1615883

File: 1712587832499.webm (3.73 MB, 1400x1950, 28:39, vader truth.webm)

>>1615881
based fuck whitoids

 No.1615897

>>1615881
DEATH TO ISRAEL!
DEATH TO ALL KIKES!

 No.1615902

>>1615878
It will be a nothing burger, cap this.

 No.1615904

>>1615902
theyre putting the horn back in fruit of the loom
-uncle works at NWO

 No.1615908

File: 1712597814032.webm (2.03 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, plywood.webm)

>>1615856
the quality of the voice is so goddamn good. animating the mouth not so much

 No.1615925

File: 1712606787312.png (13.19 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

le eclipse

 No.1615929

>>1615925
woah. is this a ancient alien drawing from 2024 AD?

 No.1615939

>>1615925
i hat taiwan

 No.1615940

File: 1712611533207.mp4 (3.01 MB, 826x710, 413:355, dup.mp4)

how do i get a job as a prezidential shitposter?

 No.1615948

>>1615845
gud kaki bud

 No.1615950

>>1615858
just tell poseidon hes being a fag he'll calm down quick

 No.1615951

>>1615940
lel
tbh dup should trick bidup into running with him as his vice president against himself

 No.1615958

File: 1712616441049.mp4 (2.5 MB, 720x400, 9:5, foid air.mp4)

thots and prayers travelbro, i'm done flyin til god gives me wings

 No.1615962

>>1615958
that happened 7 years ago
its gotten wayyyy worse now that shaquanwanda and la'deeftreesha are QA supervisors for boeing

 No.1615964

>>1615962
7 years ago? i hat bein tricked
boeing ceo 'retiring' this year with lik 32 million bonus too

 No.1615966

>>1615958
ehh she sounds like a dyke tho sheem can prolly fly
those thangs fly themselves anyways
till you gotta land at least

 No.1615969

>>1615966
People bitch about landing but the planes basically land themselves as easy as they take off. Only difference is at airports you gotta make sure you got the clearance either enough room at major airports, or enough landing strip at minor airports.

 No.1615971

its simple to fly
any idiot can fly a plane
they want you to think it is complicated when in reality it is not
Horizon Air N449QX is all the evidence you need

 No.1615975

>>1615971
tbh fam it is that simple, but you gotta be trained like an auto mechanic to his piece of shit clunker he refuses to get rid of on those 0.01% of the times problems since you're usually carrying passengers, possibly from foreign nations who will want answers and/or heads if you experience one of those catastrophic events.

 No.1615978

>>1615969
>>1615971
it is p whatever for most commercial planes
but if you dont know how to radio you could still easily get yourself and everyone on board killed trying to land at a major intl airport. those things can have planes taking off every minute or so. thats crazy busy airspace and everyones gotta be at the right altitudes and know where others are at or youre lookin at a big fucking clusterfuck in the sky

 No.1615979

>>1615978
thats just part of the game
mid air collisions will happen you just have to play through it

 No.1615982

File: 1712623697295.jpg (1.75 MB, 2156x1072, 539:268, The eyes of a tax evader.jpg)

Kentucky man confesses to faking his own death to avoid paying child support
Kipf now owes his ex-wife 10 times the amount originally owed.
plea agreement: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/24533990-jesse-kipf-plea-agreement?responsive=1&title=1
>A Kentucky man who faked his own death to get out of paying around $10,000 in child support to his ex-wife now owes her over ten times that amount, along with hundreds of thousands of dollars he must pay to the government agencies he hacked into to commit the crime.
>Jesse Kipf, 39, pleaded guilty to one count of both computer fraud and identity theft on March 29, and is set to be sentenced on April 12. He could face up to seven years in prison and $500,000 in fines, in addition to the aforementioned amounts.
>According to a plea agreement, Kipf accessed the Hawaii Death Registry System on January 20, 2023, using the username and password of a doctor living in another state, identified as CK.
>Kipf then created a case for his own death, completed the relevant paperwork, and "assigned himself as the medical certifier for the case and certified that case," forging CK's signature digitally.
>Kipf went on to infiltrate other states' death registry systems using usernames and passwords stolen from other real people and attempted to sell access to others via the internet.
^This what they caught heem on
>The plea agreement confirmed that Kipf "faked his own death, in part, in order to avoid his outstanding child support obligations to his ex-wife," identified as CN.
>Kipf "caused damage to multiple computer networks and stole identities of numerous individuals," it stated. "Between the damage caused to the governmental and corporate networks … (amounting to $79,400.88) and the loss suffered by CN (amounting to $116,357.77)."
>He was originally charged with five counts of computer fraud, three counts of aggravated identity theft, and two counts of making false statements on applications in connection with federally insured financial institutions.
My nigga.

 No.1615985

>>1615982
>the government agencies he hacked into to commit the crime
yea i guess that is how its done huh?
lik if you can manage to get ur name off the computer, you might as well not exist. fuck at that point you could prolly show up in the flesh, show em ur birth certificate and they wouldnt even
believe you. the govt droneworkers would be lik
<uhmmm well ur not coming up on the computer soooo uhhhhhh idk maybe try to go to the DMV idkkk….

 No.1616068

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tampa kinda day

 No.1616070

File: 1712679740880.mp4 (31.85 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, analmoose.mp4)

whoa netflix made a doc on duddr

 No.1616074

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 No.1616077

>>1616070
wew, wait til they discover spee culture

 No.1616080

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>>1616077
there was that hbo documentary about q that had mark in it too so that's probably the closes you'll get

 No.1616082

>>1616080
we need a documentary about dudder

 No.1616088

>>1616070
>being totally anonymous
Where they really?

 No.1616103

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ecuador raided mexico's embassy to arrest their former VP
beaners are fukn livid as to be expected

 No.1616105

>>1616082
dudded banned me when i called him out for naming some guy a sweet child

 No.1616108

>>1616080
im still mad he helped kill the gondola yim in an effort to monetize it

 No.1616118

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 No.1616122

wow. the legendary Ecuador-mexican rivalry..

 No.1616126

After pissing off Japan/Thailand and getting collectively banned from Asia, Johnny Somali went to Israel. He got taken away by the bolice in short order.
https://archive.is/xSRCu
https://boingboing.net/2024/04/09/nuisance-streamer-johnny-somali-arrested-in-israel-for-sexually-harassing-woman-police-officer.html

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Oh right, the important bits.

 No.1616129

>>1616118
god he is such an incomprehensible faggot

 No.1616130

>>1616126
this guy is why they invented the word "nigger"

 No.1616132

>>1616118
a jew is a jew is a jew is a jew

 No.1616133

>>1616082
You gotta do something really cool or really stupid to make it on them documentaries.

 No.1616134

>>1616133
so you're saying we just have to sit back and wait?

 No.1616135

>>1616103
I mean, they told the Mexicans to get out several days ago. The fact that they didn't is their own fault.

 No.1616136

>>1616134
Sounds good to me. Sit back and chill.

 No.1616143

so a literal faggot FBI/CIA nigger got verits'd on a grinder date admitting they played a hand in orchestrating alex jones nation busting tier defamation suit

 No.1616156

>>1616143
i cant wait for literal nothing to come of it
have any of those exposures ever lead to anything but fags soy gaping online about it?

 No.1616166

I feel like shit because im working from home and have nothing to listen to
I need good music and podcasts

 No.1616170

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>>1616166
theres a new health fad goin around maybe picrel can help you out

audiobookbay.li
and now you know the rest of the story

 No.1616178

>>1616170
give me an audiobook recommendation

 No.1616182

>>1616178
idk budy how about the alphabet series by sue grafton my mom loved those

 No.1616219

>>1616166
had glass bees by junger unopened on my nightstand for awhile
youtube docs: flesh simulator or robert sepehr
threw some music to hospice to at end of >>1616218
havent been feeling podcasts lately

 No.1616221

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>women in the workplace girlpower.tif forcing kid into gov education camp
>agitprop i.v. at school, not to mention errywhere else
>kid's surrounded by literal animals (fursuit optional)
<shouldve done a heckin parenting

 No.1616226

>>1616221
parents were retards though, they deserve to get v&
ur child saying he has crippling depression and drawing edgy pictures is not "oh heem just shy it just a phase", it means you're doing a shit job at raising him

 No.1616236

>>1616221
So this means they will start arresting black parents when their little nigglet gets upsets over a pair of sneakers or "muh bitch" and has a "socioeconomic" outburst right ?

 No.1616239

>>1616226
They are only in jail because they are white, the goverment would had never sent to jail niggers or beanners.

 No.1616241

>>1616221
please make collective punishment legal again! kikes need to pay for killing jesus and a million other crimes

 No.1616243

>>1616226
sure but wut happens other therapey (that they prob can't afford) just to have em gommie out & bathtub HRT or get hooked up with USAF shrink who 'nudges' you to prank a batmeme movie tho?
be diff story if it was universal lik >>1616236 said. still waitin on that troon manifesto too hypocrisy is lookin lik the only survivable moral policy anymore

 No.1616247

>>1616239
shut up autist

 No.1616248

>>1616243
it got leaked months ago, it's not even a manifesto just the schizo rambling you'd expect from a teenager overdosing on hormones

 No.1616249

>>1616221
in this specific case the parents very much deserve to get reamed the fuckin kid was literally begging for psychiatric help and saying something was fucked in his head and his whorb mom ignored it then straight up gave him the gun
daddy didnt gaf either fuck em both theyre niggers in every way but skin tone

 No.1616250

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another one from i forget what circle of hell it is now
>illegals jump geezer's fence carrying rifles and dufflel bags
>geezer says he hears a shot, sees armed beans wearing camo, returns 'warning' fire
>beans scatter, one ded
>bean previously deported lik 10 times, admits to drug smuggling, but this time he really wasnt smuggling drugs promise
>just an illeagle carryin rifle and big bag for funsies
>jerks cant find boolet that killed him
>geezer facin 2nd degree homocide

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/trial-continues-for-arizona-rancher-accused-of-killing-migrant

 No.1616256

>>1616249
wait mom gave him the gun? wtf lel here's ur therapy kiddo

 No.1616275

>>1616256
yes its actually really fuckin wild how negligent these retards were
the school should also be held responsible for not checking the fuckers backpack too if they havent yet. theres been enough school shootings that this should be an automatic reaction to broken brained behavior at this point

 No.1616276

>>1616250
im glad ive found out how much of a shithole arizona actually is i used to really want to move there

 No.1616278

>>1616276
It wasn't a shithole. Then Taiwan decided to build a semiconductor facility right outside Phoenix and the Democrats couldn't let a conservative-state silicon valley pop up or else it would bankrupt them so they pulled every stop to shit the entire area up.

 No.1616283

>>1616276
what's spee's take on best state now?

 No.1616291

Apparently Republicans did something right for once and killed FISA.

 No.1616309

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>>1616291
one one one one
two two two two

 No.1616314

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>jew congress

 No.1616323

>>1616156
nope.
until people miss 3 meals heads will never roll
too much bread and circus

 No.1616341

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>>1616276
a state that can't keep a hockey team is a failed state

 No.1616342

>>1616283
ontario

 No.1616376

>>1616291
>>1616309
they won't repeal shit
they'll blueball you saying they will until 3 minutes before midnight when it expires then extend it for another year, rinse and repeat
and even if they did you really think glows are going to just stop what they're doing cuz a sheet of paper expired?

 No.1616377

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>>1616291
it was just a proposed resolution on section 702, fisa still there

 No.1616380

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>>1616376
heritage did a p gud write up over the flavor of the dildos aimed at butts
https://www.heritage.org/crime-and-justice/report/evaluation-the-competing-house-bills-fisa-reform-the-good-the-bad-and-the

>open foreign surveillance act amendment

<protections for illegals inside
>your pikachu face wants to evolve!

bidup admin said they can just keep doing it for another year regardless cuz courts said so. which court u ask? FISA court obv
https://www.theregister.com/2024/02/29/fisa_section_702_wyden/

 No.1616383

Apparently Zelensky is planning a new counter offensive
https://www.kyivpost.com/post/30906
I'd have assumed maybe they'd think about peace talks now but I guess it's really to the last Ukrainian

 No.1616385

>>1616383
it's just sad at this point
do you think he realizes he's just a front for nato to fuck with vatniggers and vice versa

 No.1616387

>>1616383
forever war means forever

 No.1616427

>>1616383
At this point they might as well fight until there's a military coup or similar. Peace negotiations are going to go incredibly poorly unless Ukraine has some sort of coup where the coup participants become the recognized government.

 No.1616454

>>1616427
idk whats keeping them from having one. even if the populace still wants to fight surely theres less retarded/outright malicious faggots than zelensky. even nork dick taters would be less of an embarrassment to have at the helm

 No.1616457

The sentence for the river boomer is GUILTY

 No.1616458

>>1616457
>river boomer
do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

 No.1616466

>>1616458
hes talking about some romanian immigrant that stabbed a kike on a tubing trip because said kike and his nigger friends were assaulting him

 No.1616467

File: 1712875860877.mp4 (46.93 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, mui stabby.mp4)

>>1616458
caught reckless homocider in the first degree too

 No.1616476

>>1616454
>Even if the populace still wants to fight surely theres less retarded/outright malicious faggots than zelensky
That time was early on before Russia's discount blitzkrieg failed to hold land. It did however destroy Ukraine's airforce by-and-large and accomplish some other tasks to prevent the war going nuclear. Once it became clear Russia wasn't gaining territory, Zelensky immediately sent in all the ethnic minorities, patriots, and angry men who would have been doing the couping into the red flour mills first. This is also why early on Russia preferred PoWs over casualties. By the time Russia started retreating young people had the attitude of "don't go outside and fake mental illness/crippling injury to get out of conscription" if they hadn't fled the country.

tl;dr- They killed or crippled/embittered everyone who would stand up first with one of the greatest country-wide Soviet-tier glownigger raids of this century.

 No.1616477

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>as part of biderp XO 14092: The Bipartisan Safer Communities Act (BSCA) expanded the definition of engaging in the business of firearms dealing to cover all persons who devote time, attention, and labor to dealing in firearms as a regular course of trade or business to predominately earn a profit through the repetitive purchase and sale of firearms

this piece of shit xo has a few goodies in it i feel safer already
https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/executive-order-14092-reducing-gun-violence-and-making-our-communities-safer

 No.1616478

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>>1616476
>zelensky sending all his competition
i hope downsbro survives

wait so wtf is the plan after in your opinion? import future astronauts from kenya to work under blackrock supervisors?

 No.1616482

>>1616478
>First video
wtf Vaha seemed pretty chill, just a bit downs with the syndrome. Why they gotta be so mean to him there?
>Plan after
>Implying there is a plan after
The glowniggers have been feeding lies to the bureaucrats in western countries for so long that they drank their own koolaid and thought/still think Russia will fold any day now and they can then offload the collective western debt off onto Russia the way they did to China in 1900 and Germany in 1918. That has backfired so spectacularly that most have either started bunkering down or have started to put all chips in because the other option is a USSR-collapse-tier disaster when the whole thing goes tits-up from shifts in the money supply away from the IMF and towards BRICS fiat gold standard. There is no plan after.

 No.1616484

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>>1616478
The only plan is to keep killing whites.

 No.1616485

>>1616467
bullshit tbh, those faggot zoomers deserved worse

 No.1616486

>>1616477
i can't wait to finish my technical data package for making the ar18
let EVERYONE have automatic rifles, please

 No.1616492

>>1616477
>following the law
lmao they cant get you for making automatics in your garage if youre not stupid enough to tell everyone around you about it. gunfags need to nut up or shut the fuck up >we're so far past the point that you shouldve been using your precious firearms to airhole your rulers that its prolly never gonna happen

 No.1616494

>>1616482
lel shit that's been my worst case.
you think the west will ride the slow decline or escalate the gay sekrit squirrel/proxy world war that's been going on for decades into a hot war?

 No.1616565

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>the ground split apart under them, and the earth opened its mouth and swallowed them up, with their households and all the men with Korah, with all their goods. So they and all those with them went down alive into the pits; the earth closed over them, and they perished from among the assembly
/sp/rothers rejoice for the big one is coming. i can feel it. the wrath of san andreas will cleanse california from the sodomites

 No.1616570

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>>1616565
What's going on, another earthquake happened?

 No.1616572

>>1616570
>A preliminary magnitude 3.4 earthquake struck Berkeley Saturday morning
small one last weekend. quite often small ones come before big ones. there seems to be a lot of tectonic activity atm. first the strong one in formosa, then the one in nyc, now commifornia…
IT'S COMING

 No.1616575

>>1616572
nothing ever happens

 No.1616577

>>1616565
I'll be surprised if that fault line opens up in our lifetime. Yellowstone blowing seems more plausible right now.

 No.1616578

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>>1616577
what if both at same time???

 No.1616591

>>1616575
its funny how theres people who unironically believe this when the past decade has been nothing but shitstorms and anyone who isnt rich has been suffering more and more each year

 No.1616592

>>1616591
that's exactly why nothing ever happens. "something happening" would be "cataclysmic event that uproots the status quo" like LA being turned into a giant crater or someone turning the next Bilderburg conference into molten glass. elites/joos winning is not something happening, something happening is some hueg event that overthrows the OLD MEN in power

 No.1616612

>>1616591
kinda
but imo all those happenings are just pressure valves. let off some steam so it doesnt ever actually explode
lik some cop shoots someone
they let em riot
theyll burn n loot for a bit, then theyll feel better and go home until the next whatever happens

 No.1616657

>>1616612
>>1616592
i guess shit happening wouldnt seem like happenings to do nothings that consume information all day every day

 No.1616666

>>1616657
happenings is lik some ussr collapse. shit that actually changes things irreparably for millions of ppl all over the world. it dont happen that often
war? riots? geopolitical autism? thats literally the status quo

on the contrary, if youre some dweeb watching nu-news all day youll think the skys fucking falling

 No.1616669

>Labor group demands California’s $20 minimum wage for fast food workers extend to all sectors
as if extended stagflation wasn't enough….

 No.1616670

>>1616666
you consume too many movies satan, those level happenings are exceedingly rare that doesnt mean other happenings are nonissues

 No.1616676

>>1616670
I think the issue is that 90% of the time the beeg happen is usually like an iceberg/glacier falling into the ocean; it happens "slowly" because of how massive it is, so it looks harmless/unreal until the 80 foot wave of arctic seawater hits you. So unless you "know" enough to put the pieces together (both have a summer temperature+ IQ and follow this shit regularly enough to know what's up), a lot of the "outlandish" claims of what will happen next (running away from the arctic beach) looks like a bunch of nothing to someone else just staring at the harmless chunk of ice in the distance falling into the ocean. At most they may scream and run away too because they noticed the guy wasting his life on that science'n'shiiiieeet and his foreman are both running away for some reason so he better too.

 No.1616678

>>1616670
i dont watch movies or the news tho
i literally come ITT and just say shit when i see somethin wacky

but lik i dont consider ukraine or palestine rn as a happening cuz it aint. not only is it just expected, but both have literally already happened before in my lifetime. ukraines still broke af and run by crooks, putlers still got the same job doin the same thangs, palestine still looks like swiss cheese, and the israelis and palestinians are both taking turns taking cheapshots at each other and then boohooing about it to the intl media
def nothin new

unless youre talking when compared to the past hundreds or thousands of yrs or whatev, but i dont rly think thats relevant to now and even then theres lots of similarities and obv parallels between ancient and modern empires in decay. the worlds now pmuch instantaneously connected to every corner of the civilized, and even not-so-civilized, world.

tl;dr
this is nothing happening, just at a global scale

 No.1616681

>>1616676
thats actually a really gud way of putting it. all those big historical happenings that are always blabbed about by people didnt just happen out of nowhere it was always shit like what is going on now that would lead up to something cataclysmic and you can probably count on your fingers the number of times things went from 0 - 100 overnight for no apparent reason (not counting actual natural disasters)
>>1616678
sounds like it's just a difference in what we individually count as a "happening" then. i just judge things on a scale like that old ron paul yim with the chart. idk it doesnt matter either way i get too hung up on this hair splitting bullshit sometimes my bad

 No.1616682

>>1616678
Ukraine is a big deal because it's causing fluctuations in grain, fertilizer, and energy prices globally. If the dollar destabilizes too much a competitor (such as BRICS) could step in and cause a $313 Trillion bubble to pop. Even Europe having to double/triple their defense budgets could trigger this. They will if Russia keeps winning.

Yidsrael is beeg deal because their golem has frontloaded trauma from the last 30 years of fuckery so they're pushed between a populist golem who supports them right now, but the next generation of politicians hates Jews, or an unruly golem that wants to kill them 50% of the time but is unwaveringly loyal the other 50% of the time consistently. The war is pushing what both their enemies and their citizens will tolerate to its limits at a time when they are the most "on their own" as they have ever been in their entire short history.

 No.1616693

>>1616682
brics is a meme and everyone knows it, even brics knows it

 No.1616724

>>1616693
the saudis think otherwise
dup better get to sucking mandress cock if hes chosen to be the big freedom leader

 No.1616727

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so, where's he going to sign?

 No.1616743

>>1616727
no where
his wife (black witch matron) used sissy hypno magic spells on him and stole all his talent

tom is ded, FOREVER

 No.1616746

holy shit
i found out why sandshrew learns poison sting
the fuckers are venomous. they inject venom into bugs and worms then take the paralyzed critters back to their holes so they got fresh snax for later
crazy

 No.1616753

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>>1616746
>thats wonderful, Spart! Now go catch 'em all while your mom and I have a nice chat in the bedroom

 No.1616758

>>1616727
He's 46. His knees have got to be jello at this point.

 No.1616759

>>1616746
Yeah. Like a real-life shrew. It just don't got the long funny schnozz like a real one.

 No.1616761

>>1616753
thought sheem was bangin mr meme?

 No.1616763

>>1616758
left knee is a bit spaghettish other than that he didn't suffer many injuries during his career. if his team has a good oline he should be fine

 No.1616780

sportschan claims responsibility for the stabaroo in sydney and the truk jihadaroo in brenham texas

SPORTSCHAN IS THE ONLY WAY

 No.1616787

>>1616780
>trukdummie attacked some gay ass public safety building
nah as one of da 5 i refuse to take responsibility for such a retarded waste of a perfectly gud jihad truk he couldve at least hit an fbi headquarters or some shit

 No.1616795

>>1616787
jerkops need to die

 No.1616805

>>1616787
>no one who worked there was injured
so he even missed his target, in a 18wheelr
they were right he didnt deserve that cdl

 No.1616823

>>1616763
barry's right about timothy tbh, he'll go if a sick system is in place
if he cucks mutt again imma laugh

 No.1616844

had dream that dup won the election and was immediately inaugurated
what does it mean

 No.1616847

>>1616844
you need a vacation

 No.1616861

>>1616847
i took monday off to go to the eclipsebowl that should be enough

 No.1616872

>>1616844
means you got sleep cucked by zionism

 No.1616877

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>>1616844
means youve been watching too much sissy hypno comps

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 No.1616892

>>1616884
Scientists has discovered what Americans will look like by 2050 and….it's beautiful !

 No.1616961

the sydney stabby bro was wearing a sportsball jersey when he slashed them jerkops and foids to death

/sp/ found a way

 No.1616963

>>1616961
i heard he wanted to post his manifesto here but error posting got in the way

 No.1616964

>>1616963
the jews did this
you know what must be done

 No.1617048

>>1616887
>doesn't let the chink finish
They got BTFO so bad they needed to stop her.

 No.1617049

>>1617048
his condescending laugh is the cherry on top. pigs are the only thing protecting these traitors

 No.1617056

File: 1713153833793.mp4 (13.07 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, 2024-04-14_dubslife1_17795….mp4)

Meanwhile somewhere in the Carolinas….

 No.1617060

>>1617056
>Fatty shoots the carjacker
>Car jacker floors it in reverse
>Car jacker in a murderous rage decides to charge forward and kill Fatty
Jesus…

 No.1617062

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>>1617056
fatty rushed in to stop the carjacker from stealing someone elses car so the carjacker stole his truck instead
this is typical whitoid behavior in nigmerica now

 No.1617085

>>1617056
wtf why was he hesitating while shooting like that magdump the fucker

 No.1617105

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>>1617056
came here to post this
have sum accompanying text

 No.1617110

>>1617056
GHOSTly…

 No.1617112

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 No.1617115

>>1617085
idk if that wouldve helped
never seen a dude practice extension sight acquirement after every pull in shootout. let alone without acquiring sight pic? idk wtf to call that, sum advanced gun kata

 No.1617123

>>1617115
wtf do you mean it wouldnt have helped there was like 5 seconds where hes point blank distance he couldve turned the dudes face to mush

 No.1617125

>>1617112
sheem was cheating but she'll never admit it

 No.1617128

>>1617123
yimmin about his technique mr acoustic

 No.1617134

i noticed brave now has ai built in
running schizo posts through it is useful

 No.1617136

>>1617128
im an electric cello tyvm

 No.1617172

File: 1713222757566.mp4 (2.57 MB, 480x270, 16:9, Thousands of Japanese prot….mp4)

>The 13-day demonstration began on April 13 in Tokyo, with thousands of protestors voicing staunch oppostion to revising current global health agreements.
>Under the 2005 International Health Regulations, the WHO already has binding rules for countries’ obligations during public health events, including notifying the WHO immediately of health emercencies, as well as measures on trade and travel, the Times detailed.
>Speakers included Professor Masayasu Inoue and modern history researcher Chikatsu Hayash, who spoke on the links between pharmaceutical companies and global health authorities, according to Aussie 17.
>Hayashi delivered an address urging protestors to resist encroaching shadows of global totalitarianism that would emerge as a result of the new pandemic treaty, the news organization reported.
>“Upon investigation, over 85 percent of WHO’s budget turns out to be funded by pharmaceutical companies and stakeholders like Bill gates Foundation,” one speaker at a rally warned during the demonstrations.
>Under the new proposed pandemic treaty, nations will “commit to take measures to progressively strengthen pandemic prevention and coordinated multisectoral surveillance, taking into account national capacities and national and regional circumstances.”
>Many have shied away from centralized, global authority on health policy matters, following Covid-era policies like mask mandates and vaccine mandates, which were largely opposed and had, at best, negligible impact on limiting the spread of the virus.

 No.1617182

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fisa reconsidered today on an obscure legal thang, went thru again ofc
neat little amendment in there too. congress exempt, can't be picking on fang fang

 No.1617184

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 No.1617186

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>>1617182
so?
glowniggers gonna spy on you even without laws

 No.1617229

>>1617186
yah what was even the point in them pretending? congress is still exempt from it so that whorb saying it aint far to the public clearly didnt matter in the end either

 No.1617235

>>1617229
>>1617186
enlisting private business majors general general is a big fucking deal
also jerkops are currently handicrapped in actually using what it spys up. assume everyone here knows about "parallel investigation" bullsheeyit from the stingrays, this makes it independently actionable and immune to lolsuit attempts (which were already waste of time)

 No.1617254

>>1617229
havent rly been following this too much tbh
but from what i understand the difference is
before:
>they can spy on whoever, whenever, with whatever (muh patriot act)
BUT
<a lot of this evidence was not admissible in court ie they couldnt charge you on just that. so theyd just use it as surveillance until they could find something they COULD charge you with or more often, entrap you
whereas after:
>they can just listen to ur phone or whatever until you say somethin """illegal""", then charge you immediately on that

basically just removes all the legal red tape that they used to have to sidestep
they can charge you on thought crimes from ur internet search history, saying mean naughty words near alexa etc

 No.1617256

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>>1617182
>implying they don't do this shit already
>implying they don't use existing backdoors to spy on people
>implying the government needs your permission to do anything

 No.1617257

>>1617256
yea but the courts do need that shit in order to charge ur ass
hence why most ppl who get popped by feds are set up in stings or entrapped or just goaded into going ballistic

 No.1617268

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>>1617257
by the time the glows get you in court you've already lost, they'll prolong the trial as long as they can to drown you in legal fees and/or throw your name all over the media and let them libel you forever. they don't care about losing lawsuits or money, they want to destroy your reputation which is rly fukn easy. look what happened with kyle, sure he'll win all the lawsuits against the media who defamed him the whole time but now he's forever known as "that kid who shot three innocent protesters"

 No.1617270

>>1617268
>but now he's forever known as "that kid who shot three innocent protesters"
nah. maybe back when legacy media was all that people had to judge from but theres plenty of shit online about his story that anyone with two brain cells can look into and judge from video evidence for themselves. that's not to say there wont still be retarded commie faggots that will think he should be in jail for defending himself but it won't be some massive herd mentality

 No.1617271

>>1617270
ya but the people with two brain cells and the retarded commie faggots are the ones in charge of everything. everywhere he goes media gonna say "MURDERER ATTENDING UNIVERSITY" or "KILLER AT GROCERY STORE" and then they'll dogpile that place until they kick him out. they're rly good at projecting power without having anything to back it up

 No.1617275

>>1617271
they wont be in charge forever and either way people forget sooner or later. hell people on both sides have already forgotten the vast majority of the 2020 nigger tantrums the kid will be fine

 No.1617276

also
>they're rly good at projecting power without having anything to back it up
people are slowly but steadily realizing this idk how much attention you pay to it but the racism and antisemitism cards specifically arent anywhere near as effective as they used to be unless you work for some shitty esg corporation or live in some DIE shithole like seattle

 No.1617277

>>1617268
high profile cases generally make out better than low profile. fisa move allows them more ground to proceed with legal fees hell for joe shit the rag man
this shit's all gonna be automated soon anyway imo. irs already using a.i. for audits, and refuses to release records on them asking for 'microdata' on race btw (which is math so easy an economist could get it right). not to mention all the new agents and funs and ammo
it's a gud thing da fed's too retarded to have already figured out digital jpowbux

 No.1617281

Y'all negros see what happened to Katie love classic books?

 No.1617282

>>1617268
ahh dont be so mopey man
kyle will be fine and rich
and so will you if you dont act like a fucking retard
and if they pass their suped-up neo-patriot act, then just dont be a loud retard

even worst case they do it, and its as bad as it looks, just dont be the low-hanging fruit. its not like the feds suddenly wanna work hard. quite the opposite. theyll still just keep b8ing idiot schizo know-nothings. itll just be much much easier for them to do

 No.1617286

>>1617281
I did not see what happened, no.

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 No.1617295

>>1617281
>youtube book review channel
just read the fucking book ffs

 No.1617296

lik idgi

 No.1617299

the spartman that made the dudder's life a living hell!

 No.1617300

ok so its some bitch that /lit/ bullied off youtube lik 10yrs ago?
but then her channels still up and sheem was posting till lik 2020?
what am i missing here?

 No.1617302

>>1617300
I love I love that katie loves classic books

 No.1617303

>>1617302
stop talking in riddles faggot
my patience is running thin

 No.1617305

>>1617281
do tell, retard

 No.1617307

…..

 No.1617314

>>1617303
patience cant run

 No.1617325

>>1617303
educate yourself on shorkcel lore fucking chud

 No.1617330

>>1617303
in race between rock and pig, never shuck clams

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 No.1617348

French Zoomer knows his shit.

>>1617346
Up until now I have wanted animated thumbnails, but thank you for reminding me why it's ok that they are not.

 No.1617349

>>1617348
Oh, haha, quick reply doesn't link the embed. Fugg man, what in the heck?

 No.1617351

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1/0
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 No.1617365

>>1617346
whiteboys and their tiny white clitties FEAR the BIG BLACK ASS, its sad but true
- Sir GHOST T Esq. III

 No.1617396

>>1617365
nah they just suck
i remember when i used to live next to all the shitty clubs lik 90% of the black chicks were always fucking twerking down the sidewalk goin back to their cars and most of em looked like cottage cheese. totally fucked. the puerto rican chicks tho, that shit was aight. theyd always be on top of papis honda civics twerking. based.

 No.1617398

>>1617349
wait until you post again w the quick reply and it DOES even tho you dont want it to

 No.1617433

>>1617396
Im sorry but the studies of interracial cuckoldry and whiteboy sissification are a documented hard science that Doctor Sir. GHOST PhD Esq III has written on, experimented on and documented with extensive personal testing and approved by Doctor Fauci.

 No.1617438

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rally want a.i.bro to win with wadina
https://www.waicas.com/

 No.1617439

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>>1617438
>AI 3DPD
Normalfags will never learn.

 No.1617440

File: 1713371697036.mp4 (3.65 MB, 576x744, 24:31, leaf chamomile consultatio….mp4)

doofy whorb aside, needing a consultation for chamomile while offering drive thru suicide pod is peak leaf

 No.1617441

>>1617438
Yeah there are shitload of good AI women creators. I'd post some but I just deleted my AI folder, I keep starting an AI folder because I find a lot of them attractive but after some point I feel pathetic for doing it so I delete the folder. This happened 4 times already

 No.1617443

>>1617441
>happened 4 times already
u fugue state fapper budy?

 No.1617447

>>1617441
stop watching porn

 No.1617449

>>1617441
lel it is pathetic
you did the right thang

 No.1617450

>>1617440
idgi whats the legislation banning chamomile?

 No.1617453

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>>1617440
not just teas and tinctures some business was shut down for selling parsley flakes in gel caps and even crystal healers are targeted with sting operations, the only way to get around new laws is to go with 'traditional chinese medicine' which can't be touched without 20% of the population getting very upset over their cultural heritage being attacked
https://www.bitchute.com/video/zVbW0leij9WX/

often times you hear about how only the USA and new zealand allow direct to consumer drug ads but that's not true they own the media in canada and prescription drug use has been skyrocketing in all age categories

 No.1617455

>>1617453
>literally the only gud one is addys
>only 20s
jeez cucknada
at least get some roxys or sumthin
dull the pain of being such a fucking faggot

 No.1617458

>>1617453
>cultural heritage
poaching rhinos to grind their horns into dust so you can mix it with your tea to cure aids is not cultural heritage

 No.1617460

>>1617458
it actually kinda is cuz theyve done it for a while. buncha retards.
there was that one emperor who thought taking mercury everyday made him immortal. it didnt.

 No.1617461

its funny too cuz i know for a fact you can actually get fucking high af off some of that chink shit if you know what youre lookin for, but nah ban chamomile

 No.1617463

lik i remember unironically finding sass by lik the kilo in some chinkshop in da sauna once
shit is so fucking illegal lel
god only knows how tf they got it in the cunt
gotta wonder if he even knew it could be refined into MDMA andhe could be making bank. prolly sold it to ward off demons or some retard shit

you def used to be able to buy poppy pods too.
buncha fucking felonies in those shops its ridiculous

 No.1617464

>>1617463
>finding sass by lik the kilo
idk what sass is unless youre talking about someone peddling fat niggresses at you

 No.1617465

File: 1713379356719.mp4 (2.64 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Chinese Civil War.mp4)

>>1617460
chinese history is waky

 No.1617466

>>1617464
sassafrass. itsa tree. the best source of safrole in the world. the rest of the stuff you need is p trivial to get from most chemistry fags. its an MDMA precursor
just go on erowid and whatshisfuck shulgin iirc? has all the recipes you need
based rogue chemist

 No.1617468

>>1617465
everyone always memes on that but jesus actually did go learn magic in tibet when heem was in his 20s. so they knew him and were chill
cucktians just always cut out all the cool parts

 No.1617470

>>1617465
and lik i guess its p wacky to be doin that in the 1800s. but lik theres dudes in israel trying to exterminate a whole people rn and using god as an excuse so whatever

also didnt mohammed try the whole jesus thang first? then the jews in jeddah were lik "oh no not this shit again" and kicked him out, so then he said allah told him to be a bandit and rob jews till he had an army and then go ballistic and behead lik half the known world?
shit happens all the damn time tbh

 No.1617474

Former MLB pitcher Trevor Bauer’s accuser has been charged with felony fraud in faked abortion scheme

 No.1617486

>>1617440
On one hand
>Consultation for chamomile
On the other hand something like 80% of herbal supplements don't even contain the herb described on the packaging in Burgerland so it's real easy to shut down the hippies just by requiring products to be labeled correctly.

 No.1617492

File: 1713388151346.mp4 (12.25 MB, 576x1024, 9:16, 1024x576_MP4_9183353220592….mp4)

>wheeling a corpse in to sign a loan
gud idea tbh

 No.1617498

>>1617492
idk why this of all things i see posted on the internet is sending chills down my spine

 No.1617502

>>1617492
wait is he actually dead and shes tryna weekend at bernies him into signing a loan?
he cant be right? hed be way more stiff, unless he lik just died

 No.1617505

>he looks pale
yah she shure dont like related

 No.1617507

>>1617502
maybe sheem killed him or pulled his life support just to get more dobsons
what's above waky cuz this is like at least 10 levels higher

 No.1617510

>>1617507
kooked out

 No.1617511

>>1617492
>She's insisting the dude was alive when they entered the bank to bolice

 No.1617512

>>1617511
shes full of it
but iirc rigor mortis sets in p quick, so it couldnt have been that long
death is rarely dignified but i mean goddamn bro. imagine dying and then having to go sign a predatory loan

 No.1617515

>>1617512
rigor mortis also doesnt last forever tho it goes away after a few hours unless the body is literally freezing

 No.1617518

>>1617515
word
but still theyll prolly start to stink lik a corpse before too long. couldntve been that much time. even irradiated beef smells within a few hrs, nvm a human corpse

but what a maniac/idiot to try and pull that shit for a couple grand. more braindead than the corpse. lik forge some life insurance document or a will or some shit. what the hell?
at least then its just fraud and not whatever tf this charge is gonna be

 No.1617519

>Paramedics called to the scene confirmed that the deceased pensioner, Paulo Roberto Braga, 68, had passed away a few hours earlier.
grimy af

 No.1617520

woah
speaking of dumbass dailymail headlines
EXCLUSIVE
>Harry FINALLY cut ties with Britain: Exiled prince lists US as primary residence for first time - amid deportation fears over past drug use
prince of america lel

 No.1617522

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wait wtf wasnt that the prince where it was some big fucking scandal cuz he married some black chick? picrel?
i mean… i guess lel. basically the whitest black chick ever. wtfs even the point?

 No.1617524

>Prince Henry Charles Albert David Duke of Sussex
>David Duke
irony

 No.1617525

>>1617520
well he married a nigger and is going to produce nothing but mutts so its p fitting

 No.1617527

>>1617525
breh ive dated italians darker than that bish
go big or go home if youre gonna be exiled for it, right?

how tf andy isnt exiled yet is beyond me. all in the family i guess? weird inbred chomo lizard ppl

 No.1617528

You hear about Dubai flooding with more water than it's experienced in 75 years (about a year's worth in one day) because they won't fucking stop cloud seeding?

 No.1617531

>>1617522
She is a mutt, a bastard product from a white and nigger crossing.

 No.1617533

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>>1617528
never bothered looking into that, doesn't it jack potential rain from other cunts bc the clouds have to have certain amount of water in them?
or is that complete bullshit

 No.1617534

>>1617531
whiter than ur mom cuh

 No.1617536

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>>1617453
>all substances are illeagle until approved$$$
what a racket. at least the united fruit company had tasty nanners

 No.1617537

>>1617463
>mdma
Sas is mda famalam
https://erowid.org/chemicals/mda/mda.shtml
Tbh it has absolutely nothing to do with either.
https://www.erowid.org/ask/ask.php?ID=3192

 No.1617538

>>1617537
yah and MDMA is what you make from MDA. its the precursor

 No.1617539

>>1617533
No, Dubai’s Floods Weren’t Caused by Cloud Seeding | WIRED
>Heavy rain has triggered flash flooding in Dubai. But those who blame cloud seeding are misguided.
>The truth is more complicated. I’ve spent the past few months reporting on cloud seeding in the UAE for an upcoming WIRED feature, and while it’s true that the UAE has been running cloud seeding missions this week—it performs more than 300 a year—it’s a stretch to say that it was responsible for the floods.
>It’s exciting to point the finger at a scary technology, but the real cause of the flooding is likely more banal: Dubai is comically ill-equipped to deal with rainfall
<guise its totes not cloudseeding
<its just flooding caused by cloudseeding
jfc
this guy went to college. can you imagine?

dude i hat journos so much its unreal
what an utterly useless job in an age where you can just see it on video online from like a trillion angles

 No.1617542

>>1617539
lik the dudes literally writing omg its climate change guise

fucking useless job

 No.1617543

>>1617527
andys the rampant child fucker right? i thought he got "exiled" to a private island or some shit

 No.1617556

>>1617543
yea he was the one who hung w epstein a lot
but idk im burger so i dont fucking know how any of that royal stuff works.
i just remember he did that disastrous PR interview and it was hilarious

 No.1617557

>>1617539
lel seed>rain>flood so seed=/=flood duhhh
it's impossible to tell if they're propergandists or just dumb anymore. second degree thinking is white supremacy

 No.1617559

>>1617557
he literally kickflips it into, "oh well maybe its climate change", and then the article just fucking ends
just another dummy writing opinion pieces with snarky headlines and pretending its journalism. dime a dozen
hopefully the first job to be fully replaced by AI

 No.1617565

>>1617531
shut up autist

 No.1617568

>>1617533
>desert gets rain
<this is bad
lol but they fukn love it, arabs hate being hot and sweaty all the time, hard to imagine i know

 No.1617589

Stable Diffusion 3 got released but it's paid only on their site yet also no custom models obviously. From what I'm seeing people are shitting on it but we'll see when people start making their own models

 No.1617607

sometimes deserts do get a whole shitton of rain tho its happens in death valley before
obviously its not common because its the fuckin desert but it does happen

 No.1617625

I want Alex Jones's opinion on da flood. He's the only reputable source to be trusted in these instances.

 No.1617628

File: 1713445536094.mp4 (1.17 MB, 1152x720, 8:5, jones will eat ass.mp4)

>>1617625
Liberal CHEMTRAILS over Saudi Arabia because of HILLARY CLINTON'S SAUDI dealings caused a TORRENTIAL RAIN of HAZARDOUS CHEMICALS that will TURN THE FRIGGIN' SAUDIS GAY

 No.1617639

>>1617534
My mom is not a subhuman, you nigger.
>>1617536
What are you going to do about it, goy?

 No.1617640

>>1617539
>want to hide the truth
>use bloggers to say a lie
Why are normalfags and kikes so fucking retarded?

 No.1617652

>>1617639
>>1617640
[autism]shut up autist]/autism]

 No.1617685

File: 1713478544605.jpg (170.37 KB, 1266x708, 211:118, ccd.JPG)

comeonridethattrenchuchurideit

 No.1617687

>>1617652
>]/autism]
lel you're the real autist here

 No.1617692

There's a lot of New Jersey artists in here for some reason. Why'd you park the car in the yard?

 No.1617702

File: 1713487532582.jpg (127.2 KB, 1106x2056, 553:1028, GKGj3DvWcAAR9Yc.jpg)

guys
steam took away the ability to spam people with group invites

truly, the west has fallen
billions must die

it was such a good way to generate salt, because after you dunk on somebody right when they are at their saltiest, you then spam them invites to steam groups like "LOL UR BAD", "GET REKT SHITTER", and "SKILL ISSUE 4 U" and they just start fuming, i have had people lighting up my steam chat for 10 minutes straight just from a few steam groups and a few low effort "lol ur so bad at this game" LMAO

the internet is just becoming gayer everywhere, fucking discord was the real death knell

 No.1617708

fucking hebrews are starting a world war AGAIN

 No.1617711

>Russians caught sabotaging us base in germoney
>Russia pledges defense to Iran
>us to back kikes real surprise there
>nukes in flight
>52s rock lobstering erry where
>a bunch of spergs online claim "ids hebbenig da end is neigh"

 No.1617716

>>1617711
Nukes are droping on Iran
Good by, anons.

 No.1617718

File: 1713495555778.jpg (480.57 KB, 512x683, 512:683, 1431829364208-0.jpg)

OH MY GOD ITS NOT HAPPENING

 No.1617720

sure is a whole lot of nothing happening in iran right now

 No.1617722

>>1617720
Even faux is reportin on it tho

 No.1617765

File: 1713528943045.mp4 (1.38 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, Boris Johnson_ Fall of Ukr….mp4)

Boris Kemal says if they fall it'll be the end of western hegemony, I guess Ukraine is fighting for freedom stuff wasn't working well enough
Boris being something like 25% Turkish and 75% Jewish mutt makes it even funnier

 No.1617767

gog and magog tapping their toes under the stall door aside
>3 ammo plants in us/uk caught fire this week
>fbi says chinr has backtraced the infrastructure with 'Volt Typhoon'
just lik cyberpolygon, same phreaks that held event 201 they sure are smart

anyone have that old "just fucking fall already" mspaint of the boulder rolling towards civilization

 No.1617768

isntreal threw a couple of drones at iran that they shot down
guessing they did a little bitchslap in the hopes that iran retaliates with something hueg so they can do the same

 No.1617769

>>1617767
i don't get why bugmen keep attacking our substation in shit with bonzi buddy but we don't do the same to them? or do we just not hear about it and do it just as much as them while playing victim

 No.1617771

>>1617769
Hacking is an international crime. China plays the "they was civilians and shit" card while encouraging everyone to keep tech companies from fighting back

 No.1617774

>>1617769
we supposedly do to some extent but it's hard to find credible sources. read a few after reports on attacks here that were on-site sabotage tho
china just doesnt suffer from eternal angloitis & terminal DIE. wouldnt surprise me if some disillusioned burgers get a sly ps5 here and there either

 No.1617775

>>1617767
shit man ive gotta restock on ammo

 No.1617777

>>1617769
a lot of shit happens in china that >we dont hear about
go pay /librejp/ a visit and look in their chinky thread, china is having just as many destructive societal issues as the usa theyre just a different kind. chinks are just way better at keeping it hidden from roundeyes than roundeyes are at keeping it hidden from anyone

 No.1617781

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>>1617777
>go pay /librejp/ a visit and look in their chinky thread
i don't know which one that is, i can't read nip
also chek'd

 No.1617786

>>1617781
its the one with the big chinese flag in the op

 No.1617788

>>1617775
ya stay stocked but these were all 155mm plants, so unless ur an upgraded shorkcel prices won't skyrocket over it

 No.1617789

Peak Boomer numbers are in!
>10% of America's population will retire in the next 6 years
>Over 52% of boomers reaching retirement by 2030 do not have enough retirement saved to make ends meet
>Another 14% don't have enough to maintain their current pre-retirement lifestyle
>Only 1 in 4 have a pension to supplement SS
>SS expected to increase a third of a trillion in this time
>Consumer spending to drop about 15% and GDP to fall about 8%
>About 15 million employees will leave the workforce
>~10 million of these will be in the fields of manufacturing, construction, health care, education, and professional services

 No.1617792

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>>1617789
gadayum, we need to import more brown people NOW

 No.1617793

File: 1713540139773.mp4 (684.06 KB, 720x406, 360:203, joe brandon.mp4)

kids having political opinions is insane and retarded
but also lel

 No.1617798

>>1617788
i figured it was big boy boolits but every time shit like this happens fat asshole boomer fudds go and buy up whole pallets of ammo that will just rot away in their doomsday bunkers and the prices get even more ridiculous than they already are

 No.1617803

>>1617798
true, 9mm is down to 18cpr now fuck. my last 1k box was almost 0.30

 No.1617898

>>1617798
At some point they die and then prices go back down from an overabundance of ammunition. That's what happened when my uncle died and nobody in the family needed ammo for a good two years afterwards.

 No.1617905

File: 1713550016992.mp4 (9.38 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 1_4978825148648916143.mp4)

⚠️ Warning: Graphic Footage. Viewer discretion advised

#BREAKING

🇺🇸🔥❗️ — A Man sets himself on fire outside the Manhattan courthouse in New York City where Former President Donald Trump trial is taking place!

 No.1617907

>>1617905
Did he die for trump or for biden?

 No.1617908

>>1617907
i think he just did it for sport
love of the game, if you will

 No.1617912

>>1617905
they always regret it after a few seconds
need to go in hopped up on enough shit to make yourself pass out

 No.1617914

>>1617898
That's a happening I can get behind.

 No.1617918

>>1617905
least the other kid bothered to record it and get a gud angle on it
lel at karen taking a front row seat

 No.1617919

so wheres his pamphlets?
i heard somethin about him passing out pamphlets before doin it
wonder if it was some Qoomer?

 No.1617921

>>1617905
take a look guys, this is what your average fence sitter looks like.

 No.1617940

>>1617921
what fence is that?
the one around the river styx? to keep the demons of hades from coming in illegally?

 No.1617942

>>1617940
the kind with long rounded spikes that tickle my prostate.

 No.1617943

>>1617942
you oughtta try the electrified ones
a real blast in the ass

 No.1617945

happy early 4/20 martyrs day
Dylan, Eric, and Uncle Adolf are all eternal heroes of sportschan

 No.1617947

>>1617945
and bela lugosi

 No.1617948

>>1617905
>Crime outside Israeli embassy
>Instant response
>Crime outside arguably one of the most important (right now) courts in the world
>Takes until the crime is over to even respond
Sausages, Jew York.

 No.1617949

>>1617948
is it a crime to commit suicide?
how long is the typical sentence?

 No.1617961


 No.1617963

>>1617949
>crime to kys
cant just go around destroying government property budy

 No.1617982

>>1617898
well its not happening fast enough to keep 5.56/.223 rounds from being stupid expensive

 No.1617985

>>1617948
its almost like theres always guards outside of embassies looking for suspicious shit or something
also the response of the embassy fags was about as fast as this one unless you count the retard who was pointing his gun at a burning corpse lmao

 No.1617986

>>1617963
nah thats a public park

 No.1617988

>>1617961
>heckin bankeroonis suck amirite?
>im literally lisa simpson
>*self-immolates*
lel jeez normies sure arent taking this stuff too well, are they?
what a fucking dumb bitch
take some p non-partisan, generally palatable, hang the banker rhetoric on the first page and then spend several pages talking about the fucking simpsons and some shitty movies. gr8 fucking idea moron. im sure thatll fuckin help

 No.1617989

im surprised rick and morty didnt pop up somewhere in there

 No.1617992

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the "booklet" he mentions

gr8 job m8
im sure the next time someone comes to the obvious and rational conclusion that billionaires and politicians are thieving cunts, and decides to try talk about it, that they wont be totally shunned by all their libshit friends and family

 No.1617993

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 No.1617995

absolute 80IQ shit man
lik wtf?

 No.1617999

>>1617992
>>1617993
>page one is ok
>the rambling starts
>famous people
>more incoherent rambling
>throws the kitchensink

 No.1618005

>>1617999
lel yah its some fucking wild shit
couldntve poisoned the well more if he tried. prolly the dumbest manifesto ive read in a while
even the tranifesto made more sense
>REEE christians were mean to me
>REEE white ppl were mean to me
>REEE normal ppl were mean to me
>brb g2g 86 kindergarteners bcuz REEE
this ones just some basic bitch hang the banker shit and then lik 6pgs about shitty movies and tv

 No.1618015

>>1617992
>im sure the next time someone comes to the obvious and rational conclusion that billionaires and politicians are thieving cunts, and decides to try talk about it, that they wont be totally shunned by all their libshit friends and family
they wont you overreacting fag
say what you want about how hypocritical and faggoty libshits are about wealth but they have been crying about billionaires and bankers for forever and some self-btfo'ing dumbass spouting pop culture yims isnt going to suddenly make people forget the very real and very obvious problems that are making life shittier by the day
it wont make them do anything about it either tho gotta have a lot more people go hungry before they get mad enough to start stringing up suit wearing assholes

 No.1618021

>>1616466
>romanian immigrant
Bullshit and I don't believe it.

 No.1618022

the caliphate of sportschan claims responsibility for the shooterino in greenbelt maryland
nah, it was teens and juveniles

 No.1618024

isnt there an election this year ?

why the fuck is the media completely radio silent about it ?

 No.1618035

>>1618021
ok
>>1618024
they dont wanna admit dup is prolly preferable (for them) compared to the surprisingly not that rabidly pro-israel bidup

 No.1618037

>>1618024
>why the fuck is the media completely radio silent about it ?
They're talking about it plenty. It's being fought in banana republic courtrooms rather than with ballot harvesting. I mean have you heard Joe recently? His entire stratagem is bunkering down, reading the prompt when they got him on stimulants/child's blood transfusions, and hoping mail-in ballots have finished being sent in before the first debate begins.

 No.1618043

File: 1713582241978.webm (3.65 MB, 426x238, 213:119, come on man.webm)

>>1618024
come on man

 No.1618046

>>1618037
they really just going to re-roll the 2020 plot all over again ?

 No.1618048

>>1618046
true conservatives will defend and protect anything under 4 years old.

 No.1618269

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more money for hohols

 No.1618272

>>1618269
i saw $96B
how much is goin to ukraine and how much is goin to israel?

 No.1618324

A question budys
I was fucking around with 4chanx options and realized this thing hasn't been updated in 9 months. I came across this fork which seems to still get updates, is this the one people use nowadays? github.com/tuxedoTako/4chan-xt/
BTW /spee/ is the only imageboard I post in nowadays so I'm looking for stuff that works here, not on 4chan

 No.1618337

>>1618324
iunno i never felt the need to use an extension here
you using it for the filter? i may get it so i dont have to keep scrolling by fedophile posts

 No.1618343

>>1618337
Yeah filters, being able to hide posts not just threads and probably some other stuff I can't recall rn. But a lot of the other shit doesn't work like quote inlining

 No.1618354

>>1618272
A lot for ukraine, some for Israel and a little bit for Taiwan, yes, fucking Taiwan gets monopoly money to.

 No.1618362

File: 1713741584966.mp4 (522.71 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 1_4985949013334295531.mp4)

the double tap is 😘👌🏻

 No.1618365

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>>1618362
she'll be released but only if the baby is black

 No.1618370

>>1618354
idk why youre acting like taiwan shouldnt be getting all of it >we get fuckin zero in return from supporting pissrael and the ukraine is a near total loss because p much everyone capable of fighting is ded or fled at this point theyre recruiting fuckin geriatrics and women ffs
unless you think theyre doing the greater khazaria shit which idk maybe maybe not it seems like everything in pissrael wouldve been a huge waste of time if they were just gonna go back to where they fuckin fled from even though the ussr was p much owned and operated by jews so ukraine already wouldve been fine from the get go after ww2 since the ussr and especially stalin didnt gaf about forcibly relocating whole populations? none of that epic joos planned it all shit makes sense to me

 No.1618373

>>1618362
i have noticed this
they are definitely running abortion panic ads to scare the wombmen to voting for bidup

i noticed it with past few games i watched on the TV, three separate ads all alluding to abortion

 No.1618374

>>1618354
hey at least taiwan actually makes shit for us

christ tho how many fucking foreign wars do you need to fund at the same time lik holyshit calm tf down

 No.1618376

>>1618362
lel you cant arrest someone on the side of the road for being pregnant thats fucking silly

 No.1618377

>maam youve been charged with driving while pregnant within the state of alabama
>how do you plead?
its retarded
lik the state couldnt even charge you even if you did do it, its literally out of their jurisdiction
blumpf would need to make it federal, which would not only be insanely fucking stupid of him, but totally impossible to enforce. whaddya gonna have undercover feds staking out abortion clinics in mississippi or some shit?

am i missing something or is it just exactly that dumb?

 No.1618380

>>1618377
it's 100% real to a lot of voters

 No.1618388

>>1618377
no its just that stupid
women are that easily swayed like you can tell the biggest dumb shit lies to them and they will believe it in the face of everything pointing to the contrary as long as you frame it in a way that plucks at their heartstrings or makes them scared
its why literally every time republicuckoldry/democrasissies have allowed women any say in politics they very quickly went to shit because malicious actors not just jews but they are probably the best at using women like this quickly found ways to manipulate them into approving the most retarded shit imaginable

 No.1618390

>>1618377
i would be a police officer but instead of a pregnancy test i would pull out my peckah and trick them into peeing on my penis so that i would be doing sex with them and i would be getting laid all the time like a true alpha male

 No.1618413

I feel like I haven't seen shorkcel in a long time

 No.1618438

File: 1713784986310.mp4 (28.31 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, DotA2_ Blinkin_ _n_ Slamin….mp4)

One of the things that make me feel old is going through some classic LOL random humour vids on YouTube. This kind of internet culture still feels like it's new but it's ancient at this point. Vid related for example is going to be 12 years old this year

 No.1618446

>>1618438
>This kind of internet culture still feels like it's new
dont ppl still do basically this same shit tho? thats prolly why.
i forget the guys name, yrmutha or somethin?
same shit rly
>goofy fake tutorial
>joke one-liner/zingers on-screen for half a second
>set to music

 No.1618451

yea its just constant vidya/anigay references
he just made it longer so he can run moar ads and no <10min per upload rule

 No.1618495

Burgers have decided to pull out of Niger instead of going to war.

 No.1618505

>>1618495
they should've not pulled out
left a 100 mill base too

 No.1618510

>>1618505
think the nigerians will strip the copper or nah?

 No.1618517

>>1618510
wouldnt be surprised if a hilux brigade or some globomercs (sry to repeat myself) have already dibs'd it, know next to nothing about niger particularly tho

 No.1618518

>>1618517
niger is full of harambers and boko hanigs

 No.1618521

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holy fuk cuckada i'd be fastpassing the pods too
using someone elses paraphrase
>accuse, fine, and jail you for PAST speech (before the law went live)
>put you on house arrest AND take away all communication rights if they even suspect you MIGHT say something they don't like (I.e you haven't done literally anything)
>anyone can accuse you and it's on a committee of bureaucrats called the Digital Safety Comission to solely determine truth

https://archive.is/kgK4H
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/even-orwells-thought-police-didnt-go-as-far-as-trudeau/

 No.1618524

>>1618518
oh ya boku no heado does some gud pranks
wonder how africa and m.e. are gonna look in a decade. dab west is lookin pretty hospice lately on the world stage. doesnt seem lik other cunts can spread out as far as they did and totally fill that gap yet tho
be funny af if browns got their 'decolonization'

 No.1618529

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>>1618521
>mfw not a fucking leaf
Feels good, man.

 No.1618530

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>>1618517
This map basically explains it. tl;dr- French Colony, French couldn't maintain it but Americans hates gommies so they maintained the colony for them. Some guys who like Russia did a military coup and then held elections and now someone that America personally shat on in the past got into power so he told America to GTFO or else*.

 No.1618532

>>1618521
I have a passport card and I don't even have a reason to use it. Canada is a shithole. Mexico will kidnap my ass. I guess I could go to the Caribbean if I don't eat and live in a tent for a couple months.

 No.1618533

Actually I guess I can think of one use. Cashiers can't scan it so it gives me an excuse to pick a fight with zoomers who get mad that they have to manually type numbers when buying dude/alcohol.

>>1618524
If Trump wins they'll look like Turkey but poorer in about a decade. Relatively safe with areas full of moderate headchoppers. Airplanes will be able to fly over them safely.
If Biden cheats again they'll either look like glass or they'll be the Jew York/Vegas of 2040/50 depending on if we're in nightmare timeline or clown nightmare timeline respectively. Either way the cards are set and it's either Nuclear Armageddon or degradation/balkanization if Trump isn't in charge this time next year.

>>1618529
It's a fleeting relief but it's still present.

 No.1618539

>>1618530
yeah, well they are a bunch of niggers

 No.1618542

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>>1618539
>>1618530
Ever notice how it lines up as if to say "nigger chad in a sudan?"

 No.1618544

>>1618542
nigger chad sedan
nad sedan
nadan

 No.1618553

>>1618530
The frogs are losing power over the niggers and the slavs are filling that vacuum, hell they are going to have access to a lot of shit, like fucking uranium of all things.

 No.1618558

>>1618553
Uranium be nice for Iran down the road, but what Africa is really giving Russia right now is GOLD (and other important metals) in exchange for grains, mercs, and fertilizer. The cold hard cash in gold is nice for many reasons, the least of which is China/Russia trying with friends to flip the world debt over to America/Western Europe (and friends who don't jump ship when it happens).

 No.1618566

>>1618542
lookin gud budy

 No.1618629

Arizona rancher who shot cartel members let off on a mistrial due to a hung jury.

 No.1618633

>>1618629
figured as much

 No.1618635

>>1618510
niger isnt nigeria
two diff cunts

 No.1618643

>>1618629
shoulda been let off due to the jury killing the prosecutor

 No.1618647

>>1618629
How did they know the jury was hung ?
Did they pull down their pants or something….

 No.1618650

File: 1713899902249.jpg (30.83 KB, 421x750, 421:750, 1610734078435.jpg)

Apparently some other guy set himself on fire outside the Drumpf trail ?

LMFAO.
Leftoid thought is normally a light yourself on fire metaphysically, the next step is to light your physical self on fire as well. LOL.

 No.1618653

>>1618635
I'll start calling it niggeria from now on because they are both full of niggers

 No.1618654

>>1618650
you mean a different schizo from the one last week?

 No.1618667

>>1618650
yah if i still thought voting mattered dup would have my vote just because it apparently means more libshit suicides

 No.1618669

>>1618650
WTF CR !


this is no time for LELing and COMFYing. a literal leftiod is ded because of drumpf.

 No.1618680

File: 1713914713623.mp4 (1.87 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Bidup Grindset.mp4)

>>1618650
>this is time for LELing and COMFYing. a literal leftiod is ded because of drumpf.
ftfy

 No.1618708

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lel

 No.1618712

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i lern english for ukraynian women
they have many bobs yes?

 No.1618755

>>1618712
Many bobs and many FAB500 in vagene from Ukrainian dick.

 No.1618757

FTC just banned noncompete agreements. Exclusions/NDAs are still valid.

 No.1618764

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>>1618708
>tfw no black qt nubian queen to the name the jews with

its not fair

 No.1618773

>>1618764
theres a fuckload of niggresses that will openly name jews. tho i guess the cute part is the bigger limiting factor lel

 No.1618775

>>1618708
lel indeed
but i still don't like her, like she's trying to court the "edgy for attention" crowd, like when pewdiepie started watching hitler videos and called that guy in PUBG a nigger on stream

 No.1618777

>>1618775
I think it's more about her getting fired for criticizing israel than being edgy, the woman probably just realized how jewish the media and the politicians are

 No.1618781

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investbro welfare check

 No.1618783

we did it…we finally did it… the East is saved…

 No.1618791

https://kyivindependent.com/ukraine-suspending-consular-passport-services-for-military-age-men-abroad/
So Zelensky wants the draft dodgers back, if I was one I'd just start larping as a sandnigger honestly, maybe specifically Palestinian, no western government would think of sending them back

 No.1618793

>>1618650
are you sure its not the dude from last week who thought he was lisa simpson?

 No.1618794

>>1618791
yah its actually that bad
i was watchin that french guy who was covering it and he reported 3 dudes KIA the other day and they were all in their mid 30s
way too old to be doin that shit

 No.1618798

>>1618757
>FTC just banned noncompete agreements
thas kinda neat actually
doesnt effect me, but i always thought that shit was wacky how you can just end up getting owned by your dumbass employer for years and years at a time meanwhile they can just shitcan you at any point for basically whatever
cool to se the FTC do anything
next they should declare jihad on amazog

 No.1618803

>>1618757
this is a gud thing what kinda bs is "lol u cant work for anyone else for x amount of time after here so grab ur ankles bud" anyway fuck that ive never had this problem but still

 No.1618807

>>1618781
>investbro on welfare
ftfy

 No.1618811

>>1618798
i was unaware that kinda shit was a thing nowadays thats like one step above coal mining company store serfs- i mean "employees" type shit

 No.1618815

File: 1713998166349.mp4 (26.28 MB, 426x240, 71:40, The Six Purposes of School….mp4)

budys i want to tell you about the real redpill, as much as i've come to hate that term.
this is john taylor gatto, he won teacher of the year in NYC several times in the 90s and he's completely opposed to modern teaching and public schooling. a few years ago before his death he was the subject of a five-hour long documentary on the problems with modern schooling, and that documentary is an excellent starting point for everything wrong with the world because of all the past philosophers and historians he mentions. not the poltard infograph-posting julius evola-type pseudo-philosophers, actual people that explain why today's generation is destroyed beyond all hope and what you can do to stop it.
there's a public torrent for this documentary on TPB called "The Ultimate History Lesson", i highly suggest you download the whole thing and watch it, it's an excellent resource and makes for great reading and further study for all the sources he mentions.
i cannot stress enough how important this documentary is, he is an excellent orator and explains everything very well. currently reading one of his books on modern schooling and it's very fascinating, i suggest you do so as well.

 No.1618817

>>1618777
Candace has known for a while how Jewish they all are. She was Ben's token nigger which is why Jewboy has hesitated to fire her despite open yelling matches in the past.

 No.1618819

>>1618798
>shit was wacky how you can just end up getting owned by your dumbass employer for years and years at a time meanwhile they can just shitcan you at any point for basically whatever
The only places where judges didn't throw out non-compete cases immediately for sub-7-figure jobs are the North-East Coast, Kansas City, and California to my knowledge.

 No.1618820

>>1618803
It was originally for CompSci/Engineering folks because they could jump jobs in such a way that they were giving up trade secrets doing the same work for the same projects just for a different company. Then corporate lawyers got greedy and put it in everything after a while because even though judges throw out non-compete cases, most people are too spineless to tell their company to go fuck themselves.

 No.1618822

>>1618811
Some of the things that you agree to when you are hired in the Land of The Free:
>Invasive questions about how you are using your sick/vacation time
>Clauses that allow your boss to tell you to literally suck his dick and the only legal issue is that prostitution is illegal
>Onus is on the employee to know their rights, not the employer
>Random drug testing and property searches at any time for any reason
>If you're a professional and your employer fires you, you can potentially have your license revoked since some of them are tied to companies instead of individuals
>If you're a professional and your employer tells you you're fired if you don't do something illegal, you are at fault whether you decide to get fired (can't claim unemployment because insubordination) or do the illegal work
>Employer can send you home with paperwork/educational materials and not pay you even if it's mandatory to go through them
That's just the tip of the iceberg buddy. Non-compete is just another level of scum on top of the festering shit.

 No.1618823

>>1618815
thx budy, know a little about ingles. school system is obv a brainded consoomer factory
get all the kids i know hip to the trivium and quadrivium too

 No.1618828

It would seem Russia is amassing troops on both the borders of Kharkiv and Sumy suggesting they may be preparing to attack. Or they could just be fucking around.

 No.1618830

>>1618828
biderp secretly sent a grip of long range 190mile (300km) missiles in march, allegedly used in recent crimea strikes too
how many fucking ukrainians are left at this point?

 No.1618836

>>1618781
damn near suicide
im getting fucked in the ass every which way on taxes with every investment move i make
at the point where im going to sit down and do the math again to see just how its worth it
mindless consumers who convert every available dollar into commodity might actually be right at this point

 No.1618837

>>1618413
>wake up
>commute
>work
>commute
>work when i get home
>spend an hour or so working on the house (prepping for home shop)
>eat meal
>go to sleep late
>rinse and repeat

 No.1618838

File: 1714008583018.png (29.07 KB, 833x493, 49:29, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1618374
35 trillion isn't enough
it can be HIGHER
also holy shit 35 trillion, i remember when it was 12 trillion and i was in awe… simpler times

 No.1618840

>>1616278
>Taiwan decided to build a semiconductor facility
not so much decided as was tricked into it with yuge federal subsidies that were then immediately offset by DEI requirements that NIGGERS do the work lmao
what fucking retard thought THAT was a good idea????

 No.1618841

>>1616385
dudes a kike, he's fucking reveling in this shit while pocketing an absurd amount of taxpayer $$$$$$$

 No.1618842

>>1617775
i was able to get 2k swiss m80 ball suprlus and a few hundred more 9 some weeks ago at an outrageously good price.
wont be able to get more for a long time, but with how little i've been shooting lately im probably good for at least 5 years.

 No.1618846

File: 1714009739922.png (193.84 KB, 1290x1125, 86:75, ClipboardImage.png)

i heckin hate brandon now

 No.1618848

>>1618846
how did krumpf go from legendary tweet roasts to lame facebook dad posts?

 No.1618849

File: 1714010704759.mp4 (3.94 MB, 360x640, 9:16, silk moths are so domestic….mp4)

tfw silk moths are so domesticated you literally have to shove them up next to each other during their limited adult lifespan to make them HAVE SEGGS!

 No.1618850

>>1618848
The roasts still come out in speech. He's a weird boomer like that. It's endearing. The best part? Shit like that is why he just earned $1.25 billion (that he can cash out in 5 months) because his shitposting on his boomer platform kept the company's stonks above a threshold for an agreed upon number of days. If he shitposts his way into the erections heem be sitting on $4.1 billion in tangible assets.

 No.1618853

File: 1714012810245.jpg (16.71 KB, 750x394, 375:197, would ya.jpg)

>>1618849
say, you about a size 14 ?

 No.1618881

File: 1714032174509.png (717.45 KB, 826x766, 413:383, Screenshot 2024-04-25 at 1….png)


 No.1618886

>>1618881
dam, yids got to him and how

 No.1618893

>>1618836
>convert every available dollar into commodity
post findings & moves. been dunking everything outside a 6 month stash but i'm poor

 No.1618900

>>1618848
trying to be both presidential (appeal to ppl who will always hat him) and on brand now
hes been L rizz since his law and order!!! buck breaking imo. why pander at all idgi
would love to see his unfiltered pr training sessions since losing the erection tho

 No.1618913

>>1618881
will it be featuring nick fuentes and catboy kami ?

 No.1618925

>>1618881
is it going to be interGHOSTcial porn?

 No.1618929

File: 1714059342825.mp4 (3.43 MB, 720x540, 4:3, irs gayi.mp4)

ruh roh

 No.1618931

File: 1714060010780.webm (2.39 MB, 960x540, 16:9, putler prop.webm)

>u.s. approves sending seized rooski assets to uke
>rushia seizes 440 million from jpmorgan

 No.1618936

>>1618929
>THEY USE AI TO GET INTO UR BANK ACCOUNT
this means absolutely nothing without more explanation
>THE IRS CAN GET INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WHENEVER THEY WANT
and grass is green and the sky is blue and birds fly and mark is a faggot, what else is new

 No.1618945

File: 1714069285528.png (119.99 KB, 817x276, 817:276, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1618936
gommie chatgpt auto-scanning erryones shit instead of some overworked pencilneck
not a single reason this is good or even harmless

 No.1618952

File: 1714074552391.mp4 (2.88 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, san jose mayors guard get ….mp4)

san jose mayor needs better security

 No.1618954

>>1618952
that was a sissy girl fight

 No.1618958

>>1618952
He relaxed around nigger.

 No.1618959

>>1618881
Looks like the kikes got the golem under control.

 No.1618960

>>1618838
Why are normalfags THAT retarded?

 No.1618966

>>1618954
lel yah
but for a politician he did better than the avg
most of the hospice ones wouldve prolly just died immediately

 No.1618968

File: 1714083071723.jpg (89.03 KB, 639x373, 639:373, GMCF69hXYAAWqty.jpg)

they literally cant stop seething about the house nigger

 No.1618977

>>1618846
thats easily one of the dumbest posts ive seen in the past year

 No.1618979

>>1618968
wha happen?

 No.1618982

>>1618979
gay ppl are now illegal

 No.1618984

at a federal level
also illegal to own, possess or distribute

 No.1618985

>>1618982
elaborate

 No.1618990

>>1618984
is this some shit about the poltergeist muskets? people make those specifically to avoid being tracked and fucked with by the gay tee eff wtf is saying its illegal now gonna do? make the people who already think your laws and law enforcement are bullshit suddenly become boot lickers? disarming americans was always going to be a losing battle and this streisand tier shit is only going to make things worse in the long run. though i guess thats the point

 No.1618991

File: 1714093270876.png (229.91 KB, 803x173, 803:173, ClipboardImage.png)

>be white
>get taxed more

 No.1618992

>>1618952
Government security consists of the police. Personal guards are generally assumed to be armed so most people don't fuck around with them in fear of finding out. This represents one or two things really.
1) We live in a society where the crazies feel safe enough to attack potentially armed security guards.
2) We live in a society where the mayor is stupid enough to have unarmed security. The emperor has no clothes.

 No.1618994

>>1618929
>w-we’re going to send another letter demanding answers
Why are whitoids like this?

 No.1618996

>>1618991
They want us dead.
That's ok, I'm only alive out of spite at this point.

 No.1619002

>>1618991
GHOST was writing fanfictions about this years ago, ruh roh.

 No.1619005

>>1619002
ah it feels like yesterday when GHOST was making 40,000 word essays in politicb owl threads about how hillary was bad but somehow grump was worse

 No.1619008

I did not see that coming. I guess at least the first collapse is now.

 No.1619015

>>1619008
Not going to watch the vid, I saw a news about that that said that brigade "gave up" so I assumed they surrendered. But this one says ran away, where did they ran to?

 No.1619020

orlando magic

 No.1619025

>>1619015
they ran to mommy

 No.1619066

>>1619015
They tactically advanced backwards. Most of them were undermanned infantry committing a crime by leaving so they just fled wherever on foot.

 No.1619072

File: 1714146728064-0.png (20.53 KB, 810x208, 405:104, brave_CM5Tk0Igav.png)

File: 1714146728064-1.png (86.27 KB, 748x839, 748:839, brave_gn8b629fJk.png)

File: 1714146728064-2.jpg (159.82 KB, 1034x792, 47:36, treasury.jpg)

>>1618991
>forced to sell stonks to get weimarbux to pay gubmint
>blackcock aka fedlite buys up stonks
>print weimarbux for yt impaired folx, companies get 51%'d into DIE/fed control
bolshevigravy be hittin, alexa play the zimbabwe national anthem

 No.1619091

>>1619072
start declaring yourself a different race then fuck it

 No.1619096

>>1619091
They'll allow you to claim to be a furry before they will allow that. Apparently race is the one non-intrinsic value that has to be objective, despite being arguably more subjective than sex or orientation.



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