No.1685614[View All]
SUMOharu basho (spring tournament) started today, budys!
we're watching it here:
https://cytu.be/r/endcornereveryday for the next 15 days
stram starts around 11:00 AM CT
if slov provides source for the videos that is
hopefully he does
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>>1688922woah, that thang looks kinda smart
No.1690998
standing in the kitchen
slapping my belly
No.1691016
>>1688914for one, cant laugh too hard cuz these dudes would actually rape me
two, its kinda brutal if you think about the logic behind it. the reason theyre short is to make grapples even easier, from basically any position. looks lik they sometimes tie ropes on em too to make it even easier. lotta flips.
also, just imagine the sheer intimidation of some screaming mongolian barbarian, runs up to you, looking str8 out of a gay porno, then just judo flips you onto your ass by your panties or your bra before you even know what happened. p brutal
i honestly wouldnt even know how to begin to defend myself if i was caught out in just my lingerie and fuck-me-boots, and here these guys are making it look ez
No.1691032
>>1691016>lingerie sissy is afraid of flipslatex bodysuit cuck chads win again
No.1691051
>>1691032true
nothing screams combat supremacy lik a man in a full gimp suit, covered in water-based lubricant
No.1691053
>>1689679nah that thing
RARTED ,
No.1691145
>>1691070man i recognized this was a castlevania monster and went and looked it up bc i forgot which specific game this sprite was from and then i saw the name lmao
No.1691230
>>1691219nice i bet thats a rally gud time
No.1691238
>>1691145i only remember him cuz thats how you get the muramasa in aria of sorrow and theres one room with lik a thousand of those guys flying around
No.1691244
>>1691238yah they were a fuckin pain in the ass to deal with too, as soon as i got the bat spell i'd just fly past them every time after i collected the soul or spell or whatever it was called that every monster had in that game
No.1691462
>>1691219that one budy gonna make it to next basho?
No.1691560
>>1691462if you meant me no. i'm poor and dumb so it'll be awhile before i ever make it to nippon but it
will happen
unless i die first lel and i will sit there and be autistic in the background while big japanese meatballs throw each other into the crowd
No.1691589
>>1691560>not being smart, wealthy, and attractive like mey not budy?
No.1691591
>>1691589becus
i was born str8 No.1692650
>>1691016>make grapples even easierthe job of mawashi
tho
manry japanese pantsu > mongorian sissy suit
No.1692652
>>1691219best gumbai at gyoji
>02 09must be one of the exhibition bashos
No.1692693
got fucked over by these slanty eyed fish faced demons today
Got to Tokyo as early as I could. Dropped my shit and raced to the sumo event at yasukuni around 10:30 for a 12:00 start
Line of people waiting to get in. Line up in the back and am immediately told "the line is finished" by their guards or whatever. They keep letting japanese people line up but every time a foreigner tried to get in line we were told capacity was full, no entry, go away…
They let at least 100 gooks through after I showed up
No.1692705
>>1692693shit dude i knew they hated foreigners in nippon but that's still a bit on the nose
lik why even let outsiders in if you're just gonna do that
No.1692707
>>1692705That particular shrine is known to be super nationalist. They portray war criminals as heroes and enshrined as gods or some shit there. US, China, and worst gorea all have given the nips shit when their president goes there and by proxy supports the glorification of war criminals.
No.1692717
>>1692707oh so they're doing the right thing
go to gym btw chinrcel
No.1692728
>>1692726yes
it's called war budy the only crime is losing lmao
the victors never hold themselves accountable for that type of shit, deal w/it
No.1692731
>>1692728>victors never hold themselves accountable for thatjapan won ww2
TIL
No.1692734
>>1692731not saying they did im saying the allies did all the same kind of monstrous shit especially the soviets
its gud that nippongols are saying fuck you gaijin >we're idolizing our past too. "war crimes" is one of the gayest pussy things to come out of modernity youre supposed to brutalize your opponent if your at fuckin war with them only retards get upset about it especially almost a century afterwards
No.1692738
>>1692734so war crimes are gay because they are hypocritical
but what you are really saying is that victors also shouldnt try to hold those they defeat accountable for it
but if theres no deterrence anything goes and there should not be any kind of rules of engagement or escalation ladder either… its total war from the get go… not sure military strategists agree with that
No.1692748
right
its a yakuza thang
yakuza hate gaijin
bummer
youre prolly lucky they didnt try to extort you or somethin
i member hearing that used to happen to bands a lot back in the 80s/90s. yakuza would show up at the airport and basically commandeer your tour, and take most of your money. the alternative obv being they tell you to gtfo the fucking island now, and the tours cancelled
No.1692754
>>1692738i don't care about your pedantic strategy horseshit it's been 80 years sunce the war ended and they had two nukes dropped on them if there's a point where people should stop bitching bout them being totally worser than >us it was when they had like 250k people wiped out in the span of minutes and who knows how many from the aftereffects
keeping on kicking your opponent well after they're defeated and telling them they should hate their existence is psychotic and is also what leads to future wars
No.1692762
>>1692754>was when they had like 250k people wiped out in the span of minutes and who knows how many from the aftereffectsso there is this other deterrent which is not the war crime legal prosecution and opprobrium, its just far bigger war crimes
are you suggesting thats a better, less hypocritical, more broze-age-warrior approach? should other cunts get their eye-for-eye retribution in too?
>they should hate their existence is psychoticoff topic
this would be what (((>we))) did to west germany (and the soviets did not do to east germany): a thorough cultural deconstruction of the national character seeking to promote guilt, shame, and self-hate (in addition to the "war criminal" thing ofc, that the soviets did do)
this was not done to japan and criticism over the matter of "worshipping" of "war criminals" is not equivalent in any way (just need to compare the health of character of east vs west germans)
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>>1692762i'm not reading all that nigger i stated my point and i'm sticking to it go resume the argument in the fagolics thread if you want
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>>1692754>also what leads to future warsthis
this is big reason why you dont do warcrimes
its not about bein such a nice guy or loving ur enemy or whatever. its literally just saving ur grandkids from having to fight the same fucking war in lik 60yrs
No.1692772
>>1692769i'm not getting back into the argument because of a halfassed misrepresentation of a simple statement you petty bitch
No.1692776
japan should bar niggers and all the other ricenigger mudraces from sumo
even bar yuros sure
but americans should always have access as victors over their dumb little chink imperialist attempts
drop a third nuke on these retards if need be to prove a point that america defeated them and will always defeat them
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>>1692693>2023>Reddit managed to get in but spartman couldn'tMaybe it's a new thing in retaliation to the recent disrespectful tourists acting like idiots in Japan.
No.1692789
>>1692694Those things seem to artificial and touristy. Really wanted to see actual sumo. Maybe one of these trips will line up with a tournament.
I only had that one day in Tokyo and I specifically made a day trip there for this sumo event. I'm in Komatsu the rest of the week.
>>1692782I don't think they would have turned me or other foreigners away if I got there much earlier before there was a huge line of people.
I had no option to get there earlier.
The tourists acting like idiots is getting worse each time I come here.
No.1692791
>>1692789>huge line of people.Might be that. The national past time is lining up early for anything.
>KomatsuKomatsu in Ishikawa prefecture? I've visited there once. Home to Komatsu constructions. Just near Komatsu station is a small park showcasing all the big trukrs of komatsu, it's pretty neat. The city also has a motorcar museum and a baseball museum which could be fun to check out.
No.1692796
>>1692791Yeah
I'm here visiting Komatsu corp
No.1692844
>>1692693ur from wrong cuntry budy
>>1688080 No.1692846
>>1692844It's been about 80 years since they were taken down a peg. Long overdue.
A chinese nuke will probably fukushima the whole island soon.
No.1692883
>>1692846a chinese nuke would prolly explode in china
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>>1692769>>1692777>cunts at war doing horrible shit>vs cunt that isn't at war with another cunt that is supposedly its ally attacks said cunt with zero provocation in an attempt to draw them into a waryou know why that's a retarded comparison right? like you're just pretending right?
No.1692888
>>1692885you are foolish to think the kikes and their rabbis haven't already honored and glorified the kikes who attacked uss liberty
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>>1692888it still wasn't a "war crime" it was just a straight up crime is the point
guess this confirms youre an actual retard tho read more books to improve your reading comprehension
No.1693317
>>1692883whole world is chiner
muh urse liberdy