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File: 1742953727361.mp4 (65.14 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, drink ze oil.mp4)

 No.1688924[Last 50 Posts]

BY 2030

you vill drink ze oil and zoo vill be happy -CRovernor of /sp/exas

Texas explores treating oilfield wastewater amid growing water shortage

>Texas is facing a looming water shortage, prompting officials to explore using oilfield wastewater to help solve the issue. However, treating this highly contaminated and potentially radioactive water could demand more energy than the entire power capacity of most U.S. states.

>Companies like Natura Resources and Texas Pacific Water Resources are using advanced technologies, including a molten salt nuclear reactor and filtration systems, to treat the wastewater for non-potable uses.
>Despite these efforts, treating oilfield wastewater still requires significantly more energy than seawater or municipal wastewater, making large-scale adoption unlikely until the process becomes more energy-efficient and economically viable.

 No.1688925

Rally ought to wait until the last thread falls off the front page fam

 No.1688926

<It requires more energy
Aren't the hippies bitching about not having enough powah? Why not just build more nuclear reactors and use those to do the jerb? A molten nuclear reactor is like the perfect recycling bin because it breaks things down at a molecular level into its base elements and even sorts them by weight.

 No.1688929

>>1688924
>treating oilfield wastewater still requires significantly more energy than seawater
then why not use all that water in the gulf of amerikkka ya dipshits

 No.1688932

>>1688929
It's prolly a matter of that water basically being radioactive waste and accumulating. You got unlimited seawater (more or less), but you need freshwater to make PotAsh oil drill lubricant & heavying agent. Most of it gets pumped into cave systems formed naturally from gas deposits under the surface, but when those wells run dry you're left with heavily contaminated water beneath the ground that basically sits there for 5000 yars separating out naturally. If you turn all your freshwater into chemical waste, then you are in for a bad time.

 No.1688981

File: 1742990981429-0.mp4 (5.51 MB, 540x960, 9:16, shrNrnxdsS7_SekB.mp4)

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Serial assault tranny arrested for busting a grill's head open with a bike lock
Turns out it had previously assaulted campus police twice and had even tried to take a cop's gun so it's prolly gonna get the book slammed in its face since that's Tejas

 No.1688985

Lawsuit claims Columbia protesters had prior knowledge of Oct. 7 Hamas attack

>Families of Hamas hostages filed a federal lawsuit accusing pro-Palestine protest organizers at Columbia University of aiding terrorism. The lawsuit claims protest organizers had prior knowledge of the Oct. 7, 2023, attacks in Israel.

>The complaint cited a “manifesto” allegedly prepared before the attacks and a social media post by Columbia Students for Justice in >Palestine shortly before the violence began, suggesting foreknowledge of the events.
Mahmoud Khalil, a representative of one of the groups and currently detained, denied the allegations. His lawyers argued he was exercising free speech rights.
big if true

 No.1688987

>>1688925
+1 doot

 No.1688992

lmfao fuck the police but also fuck chink nationals

>WILLS POINT, Texas — Two Chinese nationals arrested after being stopped on I-20 with $250,000 in gold bars will not face money laundering charges and have been turned over to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, the Van Zandt County District Attorney said Monday.

>The county used some of the gold to pay the suspects' attorneys as part of a civil settlement and will use proceeds from selling the rest for law enforcement purposes, DA Tonda Curry told WFAA.

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/crime/no-charges-for-two-men-with-250k-in-gold-bars-but-north-texas-authorities-will-keep-their-gold/287-88cfdb7f-1a5e-4d1c-9519-6738ef3f782f
https://archive.ph/WWWD2

>take the gold

>acknowledge that it is rightfully the chinx by using it to pay for their attorneys
>put the chinx to ice cuz lol
>sell the rest for hookers and blow or whatever gay shit they want for the force
looooooooooool
wonder if havin to meny golds is a deportable offense

 No.1689003

File: 1743005252969.jpg (313.08 KB, 1049x700, 1049:700, Amy_Coney_Barrett_0.jpg)

>Supreme Court just upheld Biden's rule requiring serial numbers, background checks for firearm part kits.
>7-2. Alito & Thomas dissent

 No.1689005

>>1689003
raly gud pick dup nobody picks justices like you you do such a good job picking the best people believe me nobody can pick justices as well as you do

 No.1689006

>>1689003
>7-2
>just posts the well known traitor whorb
you're forghetti'ing gorsuch and kavanaugh

 No.1689007

>>1688985
sounds p fake and gay tbh
i mean on one hand, its not lik it was some unknowable seekrit. it was literally the 50th anniversary of the start of the yom kippur war.
even IDF noticed things were moving prior to the attack, but obv bibi needed the babies to get pulled out of le incubators, so they got ordered to do nothing instead

on the other hand tho, surprise military plans arent exactly the kinda thing you tell random college fags. even if he was literally only here as a jihadi shill which isnt out of the question, would you consider a guy whos job it is to rile up college kids as being on a "need to know" basis for such intel? cuz i fuckin def wouldnt, thats just a huge potential risk for a leak that you dont need to be taking

it sounds lik some gay lawfare shit to me
theyre trying to spook him to get him to plea guilty

 No.1689008

>>1689005
i dont think the don gives a flying fuck about gun rights outside of paying 2Aers lip service during campaign times
in fact im not even sure ive ever heard him talk directly about it at all, in either direction

 No.1689009

i know kash is p pro-gun
almost comically so, given what his job is now lel

 No.1689019

File: 1743012579116.png (77.95 KB, 917x270, 917:270, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1689006
i lik whorb abusin
>>1689009
saw this sayin patriot pajeet was gonna move 1000 gaytf agents to the fbi, but isnt atf under the doj now?

 No.1689021

File: 1743013256358.mp4 (12.3 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, gill npr.mp4)

npravda in congressional hearing for funding
this gill dude owns

 No.1689022

File: 1743013601330.mp4 (19.3 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, airphorb.mp4)

how do you approach?

 No.1689024

>>1689021
lel that boy havin fun up there
>>1689022
sometimes u just gotta start rapin. tho i bet she wouldnt consider it rapr if sheem was bein honest
also dont take drugs you arent familiar with before goin to the dam airport sheesh

 No.1689027

>>1689022
that's the same terminal i was stuck in when that derricho swept through houston last year, dallas got the edge of that and fucked everybody up, gate switched like a dozen times across terminals.
when did airport security become such pussies, i was in laguardia once and lik 6 port authority jerkops tackled some nig for stealing earbuds without hesitation

 No.1689030

>>1689022
this is normal behavior before departing to or arriving from a florida airport

 No.1689035

>>1689027
cuz dey racis an shieet its honestly prolly just bein scared of her rich daddy suing them for raep or whatever. crazy naked white grils on drugs are always rich for some reason

 No.1689036

>>1689035
>crazy naked white grils on drugs are always rich for some reason
i was fuggin the wrooong women :(

 No.1689037

File: 1743019738882.png (684.22 KB, 1511x803, 1511:803, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1689035
dis bich being identified as Samantha Palma, an attorney in Texas

 No.1689039

File: 1743020311490.jpg (48.31 KB, 680x366, 340:183, in cages.jpg)

>>1689037
>for a large insurance company
completely inappropriate, immediate beheading then deportation

 No.1689040

File: 1743020367454.png (77.17 KB, 300x221, 300:221, post your FUNK face.png)

>>1689022
>ask her why she wants to get up to mischief
>ask her why she won't get down to a funk off
>unfold wheels in heelies I prepared for this eventuality
>remove breakaway pants to reveal silver sparkle shorts
>enter Jamiroquai
>disco ball out
<TIME TO FUNK

 No.1689041

File: 1743020592433.mp4 (3.38 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, turner hud.mp4)

>no more illeagles receiving FHA home loans
>no more HUD for illeagles
these existing at all makes me rabid

 No.1689042

>>1689037
yea now whats her dad do?

 No.1689043

>>1689041
big win for nogs
imagine your whole life, getting stuck in some crackden tower projects where ppl are nodding out in the hallway and pissing in the elevator, then juan comes over and within the month hes got a fucking mortgage
gtfo here

 No.1689045

File: 1743021794395.mp4 (19.46 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, massie lolberts.mp4)

>>1689043
>Committee passed my bill requiring FBI to provide demographic data of persons ruled ineligible to purchase a firearm by NICS (the Background Check System).
>This data will show that thousands of false denials per year disproportionately affect racial minorities.
literally cannot stop winning

 No.1689046

>>1689008
Because he's not. Everything he knows about 2A is his kids in his ears telling him to stop being a nigger, he's even gone on the record saying as much, as have Don Jr. And Erik.

 No.1689048

>>1689022
Honestly a contestant for correctional rape, or at bare minimum sexual assault. Would probably have cooled her temper tantrum real quick if a stranger grabbed her tiddies/smacked her ass

 No.1689049

File: 1743022449724-0.mp4 (2.19 MB, 922x516, 461:258, dup fertilizer.mp4)

File: 1743022449724-1.mp4 (2.07 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, dup ynbaw.mp4)

still a hit machine

 No.1689052

File: 1743024580324.png (841.48 KB, 1022x1028, 511:514, ClipboardImage.png)

NO SPONGEBOB NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 No.1689054

>>1689045
so is this a bad thing to you? lik i get it "muh oreshus nigger cattle" but if it neuters bg checks then that's a huge step for 2A rights. the nigger felons are going to get their hands on weapons no matter what i want to be able to get them too w/o worrying about being denied by this faggot system that doesn't actually stop crime
keeping an eye on HR 645 too btw that one is a lot better

 No.1689055

4 American Army soldiers killed in Lithuania during training exercise

>NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte said on Wednesday that four U.S. service members were killed in Lithuania. Rutte said he did not have exact details on the incident just yet.

>The announcement of the deaths comes after a search and rescue effort when the soldiers were reported missing during a training exercise on Tuesday.
>They were reportedly training roughly 6 miles from the Lithuanian border with Belarus.

 No.1689058

>>1688924
how the fuck is the water getting radioactive?

 No.1689060

>>1689052
They makin bikini atoll a resort?

 No.1689061

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>>1689054
just tryin to wind up jaja braun, massies smert n gud on guns
ya budy 645 would be sweet. they need to fast track it, dup already said he'd sign

 No.1689065

also that silencer case ruled that they're not protected by 2A as "arms" to skirt the bruen ruling, but it went back for 30 day review. up on 4/20
hopefully SHUSH act goes somewhere i wanna can my P322 but its dumb as shit that silencers and mags ARENT guns so that means theyre dangerous, ding dong bannu. k. fuck off

 No.1689070

>>1689061
>jaja braun
lel i think i liknthat one better than hortler
>>1689065
yah man i get you, i've long since been desensitized to gun grabber logical contradictions. lik at this point all of them including the voters know gun control is ineffective horseshit and are clearly just clinging to it out of spite but it seems like maybe the youngins are wising up to all of this faggot shit a bit. even though they're still cringey and gay af but no ones perfect

 No.1689073

>>1689022
>stabbed multiple people with pencils
>Had her 8 year old daughter there as well
>reportedly has medication that she did not take prior to this incident
how the fuck do you get to be a faggot lawyer for 10 years even though shit like this was always brewing in the background? Where the fuck is the father of the kid? She's gonna show up to court go "teehee im a woman!" and get a slap on the wrist. More rat utopia bullshit.

 No.1689076

>>1689073
bruh lawyers are some of the most unhinged people in amerigay. think about it it's a whole career where you stand up in front of a bunch of people and basically perform kabuki theatre to try and fool them into giving you a verdict you want regardless of if you think it's moral/ethical or not, only literal actors are bigger scumbags
lik a lot of them will even tell you their job is more about creating a better story than the opponent than actually properly interpreting the laws of the land. a lot of them are at least chugging shit like adderall too which only compounds everything
when you realize this the fact that so many judges are super partisan lunatics starts to make a lot of sense

 No.1689077

File: 1743032607221.png (268.98 KB, 578x857, 578:857, ClipboardImage.png)

>big marge is a consponsor
man that woman is wild i didnt expect her to be on the "name em" wagon too

https://archive.ph/Pw3TT

 No.1689078

File: 1743032751609.png (3.23 MB, 1856x2048, 29:32, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1689077
oops should included this

 No.1689080

>>1689073
>>1689076
not just a lawyer but a lawyer paid big bucks by big insurance corporations to defend them against whatever bullshit unethical tactics they are getting away with

sheem turbo crazy and decided to go bonkers at that moment

 No.1689083

File: 1743034997831.jpg (70.82 KB, 840x1640, 21:41, lawyers per capita.jpg)

>>1689076
psychopathic shameless wordcels per capita
oh look, who'd have guessed

 No.1689086

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breaking news i had a giggle

 No.1689089

>Judge rules South Gorean green card holder can't be deported because she came over as a kid
Ok, so what about all the (hundreds of) South Korean babies who were brought over illegally after the Korean war and deported in their middle ages for not holding US citizenship?
Fucking rules for thee but not for me bullshit.

 No.1689090

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>>1689021
thats "katherine maher" right?
- wef "young global leader"
- "fellow" at the dem's truman project
- some bullshit position at the "world bank"
- was doing some anti-assad media-op on the turkish side of the al-nusra/al-qaeda-controlled syrian border in 2012 (middle of the civil war)
- former head of jewkipedia
- then npr censor of sorts
- installed at the board of "open technology fund", offshoot from "radio free asia" (aka "radio cia", funding recently suspended by dup)
- installed at the board of directors of "signal", the encrypted comms application (funded in part by the govt, including by the mentioned "open technology fund")
- also put to head "web summit" a yuro tech conference replacing the then ceo (2023) patrick cosgrave was pushed out by a yid smearing campaign after he stated the obvious fact that israeli military had committed "war crimes"
- under bidup, member of the state dpt's "foreign policy board"

very likely a dem glowniggress now trying to dodge the banhammer

yea well done by gill

 No.1689092

>>1689090
did you just look all that up or did you already know a bunch of shit about this whrob? ive never even heard of her

 No.1689094

>>1689092
i knew it already but i did look up in my notes to refresh my memory

 No.1689096

>>1689077
woooahahhhhhhh
THIS IS ANTI SEMITICICCC AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 No.1689097

>>1689022
i'd be getting close up HD of her snatch lel
this bitch would never escape her nudes i'd be posting everywhere

 No.1689099

>>1689021
lmfao this is pure circus

 No.1689100

File: 1743040569596.png (2.5 MB, 5000x2813, 5000:2813, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1689094
doggone budy yu rally dont lik her vary much huh
pic unrelated

 No.1689101

>>1689003
>Gorsuch, meanwhile, wrote the Gun Control Act…
fuck these traitors, the GCA isn't even fucking legal

 No.1689110

>>1689100
>louisiana
>all that red
>vermont is nothing apparently?
>virginia is a clusterfuck despite being full of sekrit jewery
so what's the correlation here bc i'm p sure no one gives a shit about louisiana and the fact virginia has gotten exponentially more kiked in the last decade doesnt seem to match up like there's no fuckin way the richmond and charlottesville areas dont have jewpac influence of some sort
vermont looking gud tho if i'm looking at this right. too bad the state sucks tho

 No.1689116

File: 1743048803732.png (870.48 KB, 1439x1304, 1439:1304, ClipboardImage.png)

educate yourselves

 No.1689137

>>1689110
>vermont is nothing apparently?
the crunchies are usually lik way pro-palestine ime
after all, its not lik you need jews to make a place into a democratic socialist hellhole. they just help

 No.1689140

>>1689089
its all bullshit tbph
do >we rly need to be deporting dumb faggot college kids who, being unnaturally susceptible to "i support le current thing", found themselves pissing on the intl 3rd rail? no, of course not, theyre allowed to protest whatever tf they want in theory
doesnt matter, theyre gonna do it anyways because its a zionist occupied govt

 No.1689148

>>1689116
>muhssia shit again
the one gud thing about bidup's term is i wasn't hearing this drivel every other day
i think the thing i hat most about these people is the shitty dramatic flair they try to put into their posts as if they're a character in a capeshit movie or something. you're not more believable because you act like a pompous retard ffs, i hope they all have a sudden brutal moment of self reflection that causes them to cut their wrists and jump into shark infested waters out of sheer embarrassment.
sometimes i imagine they're all part of a psyop just to make dup way more likable in comparison despite his zionist cocksucking

 No.1689150

>>1689148
>sometimes i imagine they're all part of a psyop just to make dup way more likable in comparison despite his zionist cocksucking
in any other case, if he wasnt doing some shit lik that, id be shocked. thats so many internet attentionwhorbs bread and butter right there.
not in this case tho. theres just no need to reinforce it: its automatic. orangemans ability to generate gossip + the collective mindfuck MSM psyop of 2016 broke these ppls minds. and all the kings horses and all the kings men are off huffing spraypaint under the bridge somewhere

 No.1689157

>>1689110
its about national offices, senate and house. so any captured politician is just as gud as any other

 No.1689158

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 No.1689160

File: 1743082157217.jpg (261.02 KB, 3430x1338, 1715:669, dup approval demos.jpg)

>>1689070
>maybe the youngins are wising up
i gotta lot sympathy for the zooms & on in general tbh, this made it a lot easier
worse than wahmen by more than half is some military grade dummy ray'd parents

 No.1689161

>>1689086
gud giggle
>guess we doin cancer now

 No.1689170

>>1689160
>zero asians approve
wut. how's that possible?
>>1689158
the artist credit is a nice touch.

 No.1689173

>>1689140
>do >we rly need to be deporting dumb faggot college kids who, being unnaturally susceptible to "i support le current thing", found themselves pissing on the intl 3rd rail?
Yes.
I agree it's rarted as fuk but it sends a clear chilling effect down the entire education sector to cut that shit out. I know how bad education was when I got out in 2017 and took a few foreign language courses in 2020 only to get kicked out for not jabbing myself.
Fuck education. Fuck foreigners from Chinr/Saudi Arabia and poorfags on FAFSA subsidizing that entire shitshow.

 No.1689174

>>1689170
only rang one laundromat in the sauna i guess, pollin be pollin
latest atlas was 2550 people fwiw. age demos been consistent

 No.1689175

>>1689170
SEA is considered pacific Islander so "Asian" refers almost exclusively to Korea/China nationals, which both hate dup by a large margin for sending them back/cutting out their ponzi schemes. Basically the "Asians" are the businesses that have been fucking over America.

 No.1689178

>>1689160
big support by the race commonly known as other
>spic approve
huh

 No.1689180

File: 1743090439074.jpg (249.06 KB, 1290x1753, 1290:1753, priorities.jpg)

>>1689140
your deportations, sir

 No.1689181

File: 1743091052676-0.jpg (170.35 KB, 1110x992, 555:496, never learn.jpg)

File: 1743091052676-1.jpg (22.9 KB, 333x498, 111:166, reward.jpg)

LEL

but more importantly

LMAO

 No.1689184

>>1689178
>huh
spics here legally fuckin hate the illegal ones for dragging them through the mud with their drug dealing child raping bullshit

 No.1689185

File: 1743092391209.webm (12.66 MB, 720x720, 1:1, al mawt li israil.webm)

>>1689181
this is just how dup brain works
either you're on your side or you're da enemy, simple as
also >soyjaks

 No.1689186

rly all you need to do to get souf carolinians to oust that rino fuck is to remind them when their state was getting destroyed by the hurricaneb owl yidney grahamstein was demanding they send more money and aid to isntreal

 No.1689187

>>1689186
I rally hope they primary him out but I think the MAGA mee-mas are going to vote him in regardless

 No.1689188

🇺🇸/🇻🇪 Trump’s Threat of ‘Secondary Tariffs’ Invents New Trade Tool

>President Donald Trump appeared to invent a new economic statecraft tactic on Monday by threatening what he dubbed “secondary tariffs” on countries that buy oil from Venezuela to choke off its oil trade with other nations.


>The move was meant to pressure Venezuela for the “tens of thousands of high level, and other, criminals” that Trump said Venezuela has sent to the US.


>“China is the main actor this is directed at because it’s essentially the black market for Venezuelan oil. They would not have to do secondary tariffs if it wasn’t for China.”


https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-03-25/trump-s-threat-of-secondary-tariffs-invents-new-trade-weapon
https://archive.is/ZIeUf

 No.1689190

>>1689150
i need to find that bridge sounds like a gud time

 No.1689192

>>1689190
it's the hrbt in hampton roads
vary cursed place

 No.1689199

>>1689192
oh in that case i need to find it so i can set it on fire and make everyone's hour delayed commute into a week delay
fuck hampton roads

 No.1689201

File: 1743094955810.mp4 (10.39 MB, 1102x1080, 551:540, kang charlie.mp4)

☪️😌🙏

 No.1689202

>>1689201
charlemagne screaming in his grave

 No.1689211

>>1689201
>hello fellow peasants, I hope you are treating the muslims peasants with the respect that they derseve

 No.1689214

>>1689201
Well the little respect I still bad for Charles just got thrown out with the bathwater.

 No.1689218

File: 1743100644440-0.mp4 (1.65 MB, 640x360, 16:9, maher truth.mp4)

File: 1743100644440-1.mp4 (1.59 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, maher npr.mp4)

File: 1743100644440-2.mp4 (7.69 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, eric schmitt ngos.mp4)

>>1689090
damn drag her ass. only knew about these vids
this bish is the project monarch demon from mccarthy's sleep paralysis huh?

yeeting gay race mind raping miteb #1 on my wishlist for dup 3.0 tbh. between the npr hearing and that 'censorship industrial complex' one it looks lik he's on it

 No.1689220

File: 1743100963650.gif (191.51 KB, 232x198, 116:99, QUI??.gif)

>>1689218
>third vid
QUI?

 No.1689223

File: 1743102155097.jpg (26.1 KB, 750x534, 125:89, IMG_20250327_150120_236.jpg)

bounty on the original banger pic

 No.1689224

>>1689223
please god if one of these yims is real let it be this one

 No.1689225

>>1689224
jd seems like the kinda guy that can handle people taking the piss out of him so i wouldn't be surprised but i bet it's just an edit and the original shows aerial views of yemen being bombed

 No.1689227

i have found

 No.1689228

File: 1743102890127.jpeg (142.97 KB, 1290x1322, 645:661, GmsOpXUXcAAK0gU.jpeg)

>>1689227
uhhh hrm ha ha

 No.1689230

>>1689228
jd yimmadome, owner of the yimsdale yimmadome

 No.1689233

File: 1743103921065.png (627.3 KB, 738x896, 369:448, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1689224
edit but this is legit

 No.1689234

File: 1743104356929.mp4 (868.62 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, worse ford.mp4)

GET IN THE BUNKERS THIS IS NOT A DRILL AHHHH

 No.1689236

File: 1743104998476.jpg (77.82 KB, 517x650, 517:650, The Leaf.jpg)

>>1689234
TOTAL LEAF DEATH HE JUST DECLARED WAR YOU HEARD HIM

 No.1689237

>>1689234
oh yeah you fuckin canuck piece of shit?
i hope dup declares actual war on leafland so i can sign up and shoot canadians i hat them almost as much as i hat mexicans

 No.1689240

I just want good maple syrup

 No.1689246

File: 1743108499797.mp4 (69.64 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Autistic Girl Rubs Peanut ….mp4)

>>1689240
peanut butter is much healthier

 No.1689247

>>1689240
>>1689246
PROTIP:
put both of em, and a banana, in oatmeal
boom: actually stay full all day off of oatmeal and it tastes lik fucking candy its sick af

 No.1689254

>>1689228
That’s a tall hat y’all got there, padna.

 No.1689255

>>1689234
sounds like he said “licked paint”

 No.1689257

File: 1743109684175.mp4 (3.11 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, A FUCKING LEAF.mp4)

>>1689234
dukes up dougy you fat crackhead faggot

 No.1689261

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Declassified CIA files reveal psychic effort to locate the Ark of the Covenant

>In 1988, the CIA’s Project Sun Streak used psychic techniques to locate the Ark of the Covenant, employing “remote viewing” methods. The effort was part of a Cold War-era program exploring extrasensory perception.

>Remote Viewer No. 032 described the Ark as a wooden, gold and silver container with winged figures buried in the Middle East.
>Experts cautioned against interpreting the session as proof. They emphasized the need for physical evidence to substantiate claims.
https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R001300180002-7.pdf

 No.1689263

>>1689234
>If they hurt us it's not us inflicting the pain
Such political backspeak lol I want this trade war so bad supermarkets in America already dumping Canadian products in the clearance bin while commie businesses are showcasing Canadian products in their windows
It's like they're shit testing themselves lmao

 No.1689264

File: 1743111368843.jpg (391.35 KB, 1669x2048, 1669:2048, ark viewing.jpg)

>>1689247
steel cut oats gang rep
>>1689261
tl;dr for not goin to cigay dawt gub

 No.1689266

>>1689240
you can find gud maple syrup made in amerigay just fine it's not like maple trees are exclusive to cantada

 No.1689268

File: 1743111905281-0.mp4 (5.9 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, carnie trade.mp4)

File: 1743111905281-1.mp4 (3.78 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, carnie trade1.mp4)

>>1689263
crazy how adjusting the spigot down a bit sets leafs and most of yourope's hair on fire
gud luck with all those socialized gibs >we were actually paying for, cuz if you shut em off its gonna be waaay worse

 No.1689270

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>>1689268
>we won't back down
yes you will lmao

 No.1689296

>>1689234
this is an invitation to kill canadians openly and freely

 No.1689299

>>1689264
>"… and explainations [sic] of what is accomplished by our project"
>explainations
the more you get exposed to 'super secret' whatever govt shit, the more you realized everyone is just as retarded as everyone else

 No.1689300

>>1689158
why isn't that trans xenomorph molesting minors???

 No.1689301

>>1689246
forgot about this vid
wonder wut she's up to now
can't wait to cum HARD to this again right after i work out

 No.1689302

>>1689246
this bitch is so fuckin hot

 No.1689303

>>1689246
>doesn't go for the PB
also lel the dog is autistic too

 No.1689308

>>1689299
yah the main thing that sets glowniggers apart from everyone else is how psychopathic they are. like you have to be a hollow shell of a person to do the evil shit they get up to

 No.1689351

File: 1743164159939.mp4 (15.69 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Building COLLAPSES as thou….mp4)

A magnitude 7.7 earthquake rocks Myanmar and Thailand, brought buildings down

 No.1689358

File: 1743167128349.mp4 (6.4 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, carney.mp4)

lel one moar carney vid
this absolute faggot is hanging post it note affirmations in the mirror lik a 42 year old divorced whorb lmfao

 No.1689361

>>1689358
all >we wanted was for you to stop charging tariffs out the ass on our dairy, why did you make us do this
but whatever if it means that all the filthy leafs that made it their life's goal to shit up every politics thread have to pay $50 for half a gallon of milk then sure bring it on, day of the rake

 No.1689362

also that reminds me of that time my friend appeared on canadian television
>someone posted on /v/ that cbc kids was hosting some minecraft event and it would be streamed live, anyone can join
>i didn't play minecraft but my roommate did, show it to him
>he logs on with his deadpool skin in a server filled with children
>so many people were joining the server kept crashing
>watching the cbc steam on my phone, the very clearly autistic girl who was hosting it was on the verge of a breakdown
>friend gets back on and somehow gets ahold of a barrier block
>starts blocking everybody in spawn so they can't leave
>gets b&
>all this being broadcast across canadian national television
leafs deserve suffering

 No.1689364

>>1689358
>Canadians have agency
As their unpopular government installed a European in as their head honcho without a vote lmao

 No.1689366

lik if Carny was just there as an interim guy in name only i might have sympathy but the guy is literally a WEF asset who's only had Canadian citizenship for 6 months and he's trying to direct national policy like heem actually lived and worked there ffs

 No.1689367

>>1689366
if they keep being as rarted as they are the cuckservative party will probably win, so he would be interim

 No.1689370

>>1689261
i know who has the ark of the covenant
the houthis do. got it stuck in some cave somewhere in the desert so it wont get destroyed

 No.1689371

>>1689367
I think you underestimate how much Leafs will vote to cut off their own nose to spite their face.

 No.1689379

>>1689371
leafs will cut off their own nose so it will win

 No.1689384

File: 1743178829195.jpg (84.25 KB, 640x480, 4:3, fuck bitches get money.jpg)

Musk to go to Wisconsin ahead of judicial race, hand out $1M checks

>Elon Musk plans to hand out two $1 million checks to voters in Wisconsin. He’ll be there Sunday, ahead of the state’s high-stakes Supreme Court race.

>Musk’s political action committee has already spent over $20 million to support conservative candidate Brad Schimel, who aims to regain control of the state’s Supreme Court after a 2023 victory by a more liberal judge.
>The billionaire’s recent actions, including offering money to voters and signing petitions, have drawn criticism, with opponents accusing him of attempting to buy votes and engaging in corrupt practices.

 No.1689396

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File: 1743184443984-1.png (167.79 KB, 798x814, 399:407, ClipboardImage.png)

anhero speedrun 100%

 No.1689397

>>1689366
da wiki says he was born in canada tho? Where are you guys getting that he ain't a canuck shitizen? He is indeed a central bwanker niggerfaggot however. Also got 85% of the vote, are all the jeets they imported allowed to vote?

 No.1689398

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>Hooters’ notorious “bikini nights” are set to be axed as the raunchy eatery attempts to avoid bankruptcy and be more family-friendly.
>“I’m calling it re-Hooterization,” Neil Kiefer, CEO of parent company HMC Hospitality Group

 No.1689400

>>1689398
make them wear burkas too so that muslims can enjoy their wings in peace

 No.1689412

>>1689384
bad bad-ger

 No.1689414

Ahhhh Friday night!

Time for some R & CR

 No.1689424

>>1689396
>Selling your steel company to a foreign adversary
>Carbon taxes
>Trying to decarbonate STEEL which is literally carbon and iron
>Unions
>All the eggs in one basket
Lot to unpack here and I don't even know where to begin lmao

 No.1689426

>>1689397
He was born in Canada and then his family moved to Europe/he has lived in Europe the majority of his life. He was in Europe until about 7 or 8 months ago.
>He was voted in
I always forget most cunts that claim they have "democracy" don't actually directly vote on their representatives but rather they vote party and then the party leadership decides who they want in charge. In any case there wasn't even a direct primary/caucus process he was just put in by party leadership.

 No.1689427

>>1689398
I just don't see this working unless they go Tilted Kilt and keep the outfits racy enough to drive in a crowd but tame enough that dads can bring their sons there. Even tilted kilt my classmates were bitching about a decade ago for being "demeaning to women."
And nah, that headline is bullshit it ain't the infamous bikini nights that killed 'em it was hiring niggers and uggos to be waitresses.

 No.1689430

literally just vote third party

 No.1689432

File: 1743206646986.jpg (258.41 KB, 750x725, 30:29, Third Party.jpg)

>>1689430
have fun with that budy

 No.1689433

>>1689430
thatd be funy
then theyd prolly all have to pretend its russia or somethin and save democracy™ by calling off the erection results. or maybe theyd go for the "its a dup proxy" cuz whoevers running would presumably be campaigning on the ezest meatball pitch in politics. amounts to basically just "be any less retarded/hysteric w dup than the lelbruhls".
ez win for whatever literal who tries for it

 No.1689434

>>1689433
nah im sekritly hopin the turbolefties break off into their own batshit insane party, or hijack an existing one and split the vote
free wins for decades

 No.1689436

>>1689432
>you're allowed to vote for whoever you want in a democracy
>no not like that!

fuck red vs blue

 No.1689439

>>1689430
>>1689432
>>1689436
are you talking about cantada or amerigay here? bc cantada has a parliament like a lotta yurocunts there's more than two parties involved in the gorbermint but unlike in amerigay the smaller parties are just "right/left but more" instead of full on tardical centrist like lolbergs

 No.1689440

shit i accidentally implied cantada is a yurocunt i meant they have similar set up to shitholes like pedophile island or germoney

 No.1689446

File: 1743210693791.png (243.25 KB, 520x388, 130:97, LUDICROUS JEW.png)

Fraudsters stole $100B in government funds, they just got away with it

>The statute of limitations for COVID-19 relief crimes expired March 27. Anyone who stole funds and hasn’t been charged will now go unpunished.

>The Government Accountability Office estimates fraudsters stole between $100 billion and $135 billion.
>The Department of Labor said only $5 billion has been recovered.

 No.1689455

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>>1689446
am i supposed to feel gud about tryin to be a honest guy T_____T

 No.1689456

>>1689433
Ha ha ha!
I, too, saw Romania

 No.1689461

File: 1743217657970.jpg (187.64 KB, 600x610, 60:61, GIAFN.jpg)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.1689494

Boomers naws:
>dup ends collective bargaining for federal administrative workers
>Senate introduces bill to end the TSA
>GOP moves to defund NPR
>Education secretary tells Newscum to abandon gender ideology or face defunding
>Three Texas Teens try to stab their mom to death over turning off wifi
>Judge backtracks on tranny ban, refuses to rescind it and says trannies are special snowflakes and have more rights than autistics

 No.1689495

>>1689494
>ending TSA
should i buy airline stonks? this might singlehandedly boost all of them if it happens

 No.1689511

File: 1743258722620.jpg (221.59 KB, 1240x786, 620:393, trash home.jpg)

State Department formally dismantles USAID after court overturns block

>The Trump administration officially shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) after an appellate court overturned a lower court’s ruling. Secretary of State Marco Rubio cited inefficiency and fiscal irresponsibility as reasons for the closure.

>The State Department will assume most of USAID’s functions, with the administration aiming to focus foreign assistance programs on benefiting American citizens.
>Opponents argue the closure weakens U.S. relationships with foreign allies. Meanwhile, the administration highlighted alleged wasteful spending on projects like diversity initiatives in Serbia and a DEI musical in Ireland.

 No.1689529

>>1689511
>weakens U.S. relationships with foreign allies
p sure the DIE and general meddling/toppling of other cunts' governments was doing that already. at least now >we might get some actual infrastructure work done unless it just gets funneled to piss hell

 No.1689534

>>1689495
>end tsa
>buy airline stocks
does your cranium give you headaches?

 No.1689540

>>1689534
would getting rid of a huge pointless annoyance during air travel not have an impact on airline stocks?
sure i get fuckin headaches and im a dumb retard shit eater you mind explaining i was asking because i don't know not because i'm super sure otherwise i wouldn't have

 No.1689541

File: 1743272319251.gif (73.08 KB, 112x112, 1:1, groovy terrorist.gif)

>Senate introduces bill to end the TSA
terrorbros we are feasting

 No.1689543

like why is the tsa even necessary all you need is xray machines and metal detectors not have some angry nogs yelling and telling you to take your shoes off and then somehow letting a bunch of shit slip through anyway

 No.1689545

>get called a retard
>spankees get 3 home runs in a row
fuck this

 No.1689549

if my moon phase prediction is correct hortlerfag will have another rageposting session between monday and tuesday
let us see

 No.1689551

>>1689534
>>1689540
this is why you don't give compliments on the internet

 No.1689553

>>1689549
if he's the same nog as the nog who's been haunting smug he's already begun

 No.1689554

>>1689541
They can't stop them 80-90% of the time already from audits. The airports would be responsible for handling their own security, but it would all be private so they could get sued out the ass for groping women and shit.

 No.1689556

>>1689495
Airline stonks will see an initial dip from the news if it passes, buy then. If it don't dip then it's not trustworthy and someone is manipulating stonks. After the dip it'll shoot up in a few years unless they fuck up and get sued to oblivion for letting some nig nig someone's panties like they do right now

 No.1689557

>>1689549
the only sperg is (You) shaddap and get back to trukr or MLB

 No.1689560

>>1689549
>everyone who gets mildly upset at being called stupid is the spicler
shut the fuck up moron youre every but as responsible for the board being shat up a week ago as him
>>1689556
that's what i was wondering there's no way you do anything to an organization that literally gatekeeps the airports without it affecting stocks

 No.1689562

>>1689557
>>1689560
take it easy budy im just making an observation

 No.1689563

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Satanic Black Mass at Kansas Capitol building ends in four arrests

>Four people, including the leader of a group of self-described satanists, were arrested Friday after the group held a Black Mass at the Kansas Statehouse in Topeka. The event was met with several hundred counter-protesters, one of whom was punched by Satanic Grotto leader Michael Stewart when he tried pulling a script from Stewart’s hands.

>The Satanic Grotto had initially obtained a permit to hold its demonstration inside the Statehouse, but Gov. Laura Kelly later moved the event outside following public backlash.
>The event was meant to highlight the separation of church and state, as well as what the Satanic Grotto considers the state’s favoritism toward Christians, who regularly hold prayers and worship meetings inside the government building.

 No.1689564

File: 1743278340183-0.mp4 (17.76 MB, 672x848, 42:53, IMG_4267.MP4)

File: 1743278340183-1.jpg (276.87 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, IMG_20250329_145800_986.jpg)

>Powerful 7.7 quake rocks Myanmar and Thailand and kills more than 150 people
>>1689563
pic related was at that thang

 No.1689578

File: 1743286464277.jpg (79.36 KB, 833x833, 1:1, LIVE FROM THE SCENE.jpg)

OFFCICAL /SP/ALIPHATE RESPONSE

 No.1689586

File: 1743290880210-0.png (19.59 KB, 489x235, 489:235, lol.png)

File: 1743290880211-1.gif (959.62 KB, 220x231, 20:21, 433.gif)

kirtaner is finally going to prison

 No.1689594

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United States Unseals Charges for Theft of Texas Republican Party Data

For Immediate Release

>U.S. Attorney's Office, Western District of Texas

>AUSTIN, Texas – The Department of Justice announced the unsealing of charges against Canadian national Aubrey Cottle, 37, of Oshawa, Ontario, in connection with the theft of data relating to the Texas Republican Party in 2021. Canadian authorities arrested Cottle on Wednesday and are pursuing charges under Canadian law.

>A criminal complaint filed in the Western District of Texas alleges Cottle gained unauthorized access to a third-party hosting company’s computer system to deface and download a backup of Texas Republican Party’s web server, which contained personal identifying information. The information was distributed and made available for download online. Cottle allegedly claimed responsibility for the attack on social media. A search of Cottle’s electronic devices revealed he was in possession of the data stolen from the Texas Republican Party.


>Cottle has been charged with unlawfully transferring, possessing, or using a means of identification with the intent to commit, or aid or abet, or in connection with, unlawful activity under state or federal law. If convicted, he faces a maximum penalty of five years in prison.


>Acting U.S. Attorney Margaret Leachman for the Western District of Texas made the announcement.


>The FBI Austin Cyber Task Force is investigating the case, with valuable assistance from the Ontario Provincial Police and the Durham Regional Police Service.


>Assistant U.S. Attorney G. Karthik Srinivasan is prosecuting the case. The Justice Department’s Office of International Affairs also provided significant assistance.


>A complaint is merely an allegation, and the defendant is presumed innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-wdtx/pr/united-states-unseals-charges-theft-texas-republican-party-data
lmao what a faggot, bubba gonna enjoy his company with that faggy hairdo of his

 No.1689595

File: 1743295534235.mp4 (4.11 MB, 640x670, 64:67, rip bozo packwatch.mp4)

>>1689586
higher quality

 No.1689605

>>1689586
>A fucking leaf
Heh always is

 No.1689617

rtarded or fall guy??

 No.1689631


 No.1689654

>>1689586
were the gay NYT articles worth it kirt?

 No.1689657

>>1689617
kirt was 420s admin
hes kind of just a drug-addled loser tbph. his big "claim to fame", other than creating one of the only successful 4chins offshoots, has been bragging to the MSM since a few yrs back that heem was 1337 hax0rman lik 15yrs ago cuz 420 used to host ra/i/ds for a bit in late 00s

kirt being a blowhard attentionwhorb is well-documented, so if i had to hazard a guess, theyre prolly just trying to put the squeeze on him and get him to squeal on his more careful associates who dont go on twatter to post about their epic US govt hax shenanigans as if its difficult to play a fucking confidence trick on some, presumably, literal boomer at the texas GOP. i could do that shit ffs and i hardly know how to change CSS without breaking everything

 No.1689667

>>1689556
>>1689495
i'd watch the trade wars regardless of tsa news, stonks aint got much reason to green if consoomer spending takes a hit for a bit (it will)
tsa bill wouldnt end it til 2026 anyway while they shift to private or state sec

 No.1689670

>>1689617
This will tell you all you need to know
https://edramatica.com/Kirtaner

 No.1689685

lowest common denominator leftists are absolutely losing it lmao
this mkultra shit is off the fucking rails
https://www.wral.com/video/on-cam-tesla-driver-attacked-on-road/21936007/

 No.1689688

File: 1743360303561.mp4 (14.39 MB, 960x540, 16:9, On cam: Tesla driver attac….mp4)

>>1689685
very sane people

 No.1689690

>consoom teslas to own the libs
is clownworld officially at the stage?

 No.1689691

>>1689690
'Yes' (no)

 No.1689693

>>1689688
so funny seeing the biggest losers on the planet
as if driving a cavalier in the 90s wasnt bad enough
imagine driving one of the worst cars of that decade in CY+10

 No.1689694

>>1689690
uhoh can already feel the tesla hating spergottry incoming

 No.1689695

>>1689688
>non-cutoff jean shorts
always thought that was more of a redumblican thang tbh
i guess thangs are gettin kinda blurry what w all the milquetoast lefties going full dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed cuz the tv man said so

 No.1689696

hi. new here :)
do the vibe/dildo reviews go in this thread or should i make a different one?

 No.1689698

>>1689694
youre the one that flips the fuck every time but whatever makes you feel better

 No.1689699

lik do you rally think >we just forgot the past couple weeks or that time you went on a homo fapfic rampage about it?

 No.1689700

File: 1743362393097.jpg (54.97 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Future Mass Shooter.jpg)

if you complain about teslas or people that complain about teslas past this point you are a homosexual

 No.1689701

>>1689700
true^^

 No.1689702

heh
got em

 No.1689703

TIME PARADOX

 No.1689704

>>1689700
nothing can stop someone who lusts after balding sissy hole this much, not even being called gay
regardless the tesla opinion flip flop from these people is wild like less than 4 years ago these same types were getting red in the face trying to shill electric cars including teslas but now it's nazism to have one
it's a strong argument for bringing back voter tests because people this temperamental and easily manipulated shouldn't have a say in anything

 No.1689705

>>1689704
thats not fair tho cuz then the actual retarded ppl will get fucked out of being able to vote just cuz some """normal""" ppl decided to have a tardout

 No.1689707

its lik blackface, but for being rarted

 No.1689708

>>1689688
this is why we need national stand your ground/castle doctrine laws so that people can solve this problem au naturale with the final solution

 No.1689709

>>1689695
Lefties have been doing the whole
>Hello fellow human beings
shit for a while now. I got one who kept gossiping about our coworkers like that was something normal people did so I started playing anisong and death metal when filing paperwork to break his brain since he's latched onto my like an STD

 No.1689710

>>1689696
Given the sperges in this thread you should post them here budi

 No.1689712

>>1689705
I'm pretty sure a captcha would unironically remove those sorts of voters, even the simple "click all the food items that are sweet" or "click all the images containing horses" ones.
Retards have less issues solving them than people with brain problems.

 No.1689723

File: 1743369682076.png (154.79 KB, 660x1443, 220:481, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1689710
forget all the thrusting lifelike dragon dildos, and all their nipple-sucking meme-attachments too
literally all you need right here
find me a girl that hasnt at least owned one of these in her career
PROTIP: you cant

dont buy into the lies propagated big-dildo
if you need more, youre just being an whorb

 No.1689725

🇵🇪 An Indigenous community in Peru has built one of the largest informal copper mines in the world. Annual revenue: $300 million

It’s not entirely legal, yet its copper flows to top commodity traders.

https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2025-copper-conflict-peru-indigenous-mining/

https://archive.ph/aPAA4

 No.1689726

File: 1743371048724-0.mp4 (3.35 MB, 640x1138, 320:569, VID_20250330_131855_631.mp4)

File: 1743371048724-1.mp4 (3.35 MB, 720x720, 1:1, Q8cmt_kv3eWm8MlZ.mp4)

now with video

 No.1689728

the National Review in australia will pay you 6 mil dollars if you can prove the germans killed 6 mil yids
ez money aint it

 No.1689737

>>1689696
post tits whore

 No.1689738

>>1689700
fuck tesla, run by a literal oligarch turning the country into russia as you faggots stan for him

 No.1689739

>>1689726
>Vid2
That went about 42 seconds longer than it needed to.

 No.1689740

>>1689738
Fuck Tesla because Eron is a snake oil salesman, but also not even close lol

 No.1689741

>>1689709
play balkan turbofolk, shits guaranteed to turn your brain into mush after hearing the same indistinguishable song for the 10th time

 No.1689742

>>1689740
>>1689738
aaaaand heres the spergottry 😒

 No.1689744

>>1689741
That's probably got a lot to do with Islamic influence than anything else tbh

 No.1689745

>>1689742
You didn't even post in the MLB thread shaddap

 No.1689746

>>1689712
just have them beat the cupman intro level under a minute or something

 No.1689747

>>1689741
the CS bandit theme is literally a parody of turbofolk, and yet somehow manages to far surpass the entire rest of the genre

 No.1689748

>>1689747
Gopnik stronk

 No.1689751

>>1689022
would

error posting
error posting
error posting

 No.1689754

File: 1743378752816.jpg (45.62 KB, 460x459, 460:459, 8 Years.jpg)

Trump’s ‘not joking’ about potential 3rd term, despite constitutional barriers

>President Donald Trump maintains he’s serious about running for a third term, suggesting there are methods to bypass constitutional limits. He does say it’s too early to discuss details.

>Legal expert Derek Muller points out that if Trump is ineligible for a third term under the 22nd Amendment, he would also be ineligible to serve as vice president, according to the 12th Amendment.
>Steve Bannon, in a March 22 interview, confirmed efforts are underway to explore ways for Trump to seek a third term, with plans to make public announcements in the coming months.

 No.1689757

File: 1743381066625.png (189.29 KB, 1180x1668, 295:417, OAMERICADEATHT.png)

say it with me folks
DEATH
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DEATH TO AMERICA
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DEATHTOAMERICA
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MERICADEATHTOA
ERICADEATHTOAM
RICADEATHTOAME
ICADEATHTOAMER
CADEATHTOAMERI
ADEATHTOAMERIC

 No.1689789

File: 1743403288705.mp4 (1.4 MB, 464x848, 29:53, IMG_0291.MP4)

pokemon go to the riots

 No.1689837

File: 1743434608936.jpg (28.86 KB, 600x400, 3:2, le peen.jpg)

ladies and gentleman, we got her

 No.1689846

File: 1743437993280.mp4 (38.09 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, aj yook update.mp4)

aj does decent segments when he stop sperging

 No.1689854

File: 1743438772163.png (2.04 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, soldier and demoman defend….png)

Hegseth pushes unified combat standards for men and women in military

>Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is directing the military services to establish uniform combat arms standards for men and women. In a newly released social media video, Hegseth announced that he is signing a memorandum to ensure equal standards.

>The move aims to eliminate gender-based differences in combat roles and promote a single, high standard for all service members.
>The Pentagon will review and update its policies to ensure compliance with the new directive.
only 6'0" 200lb tomboys will be allowed from now on

 No.1689898

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last july i guess, completely missed it tho

 No.1689909

>>1689846
Always has, spro.

 No.1689910

Boomers news:
>dup threatens to nuke Iran unless they sign a nuclear deal with America
>dup floats 20% global tariff after realizing just how much shit's fucked
>Hegseth to require men and women to meet the same PT standards moving forward
>58% of voters still approve of dup's deportation program
>Chinese government blocked Hong Kong firm from selling the Panama Canal to BlackRock
<Hong Kong firm told them it's too late the deal was already approved weeks ago
<Hong Kong firm disappeared overnight for antitrust and Chink government says they never existed so how could they sign a deal on behalf of the Chinese people?
>Seattle had a nearly 50 million dollar payroll deficit
>US unofficially declares war on Yemen to bolster their Saudi affiliates, says it's for Yidsrael

 No.1689914

>>1689854
Well at least they won't have to worry about the soliders fucking each other no more ayyy

 No.1689917

>>1689909
ya but he's been off the rails for awhile
dont blame him i prob would've tapped out but glad to see hes getting fit and refocusing
crowns his if he takes it and heem def earned it

 No.1689919

File: 1743461886472.mp4 (11.44 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Ben Folds Five - Battle Of….mp4)

>>1689910
>Hong Kong firm disappeared overnight for antitrust and Chink government says they never existed
ck hutchinson? link me? also
>blackcock v bugs

 No.1689925

>>1689919
>link me
yee sure
https://nypost.com/2025/03/31/business/china-blocks-23b-sale-of-panama-canal-ports-to-blackrock/
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-03-31/ck-hutchison-shares-fall-as-li-ka-shing-mulls-ports-deal-delay
Chink government isn't literally saying they didn't existed but is saying the deal that was already signed can't go through because the company is under investigation, was being hyperbolic.

 No.1689941

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this concludes the month of /sp/arch

 No.1689947

Apparently dup going after ticket scalpers. Only ticket scalpers, not the rest of the scalpers of the online world.

 No.1689948

>>1689910
>inb4 wwiii
lol Seattle I wonder if that’s the first step to them going bankrupt.

 No.1689968

>>1689837
a damocles sword to ensure she either obeys the eu establishment or gets georgescu'ed

>>1689854
depends on whether the new standard is uniformly raised or lowered

>>1689925
>already signed
not quite
article says it was meant to be signed this week but is now "paused"

 No.1689974

>>1689968
From everything I've read it was already signed. That "this week" shit is the Chink propaganda to justify trying to disappear CK Hutchinson because they still needed to do some formalities.
tbh there's a Chink /k/nigger here on spee who gets asshurt every time anything negative about Chinr comes out so while I try to play nice I've also had it up to here with Chinese Communist Party shills who try to defend the yellow monkeys

 No.1689979

>>1689974
did you even read the article you posted?
>The deal — spearheaded by BlackRock CEO Larry Fink, a longtime Trump confidante — called for an agreement to be signed by April 2

 No.1689981

>>1689974
>waah the deal was already signed
who cares faggot
drumpf tried to strongarm china and got btfoed
maybe u should read up on the mandate of heaven before u fuck wit a real ass nigga like xi

 No.1689986

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File: 1743492450046-1.jpg (55.98 KB, 840x546, 20:13, frog polls.jpg)

>>1689968
what damocles sword?? this is her gettin georgescued right now
while leading the polls too

 No.1690000

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talibros gettin sum RESPEK from pocnar

https://nypost.com/2025/03/31/world-news/moscow-moves-to-pull-taliban-off-terrorist-list-after-putin-calls-extremist-group-a-trusted-ally/
https://archive.ph/9QfnH

 No.1690001

>p much the entire western world is now just openly not bothering with fair elections
wow i sure am glad democracy is "being protected" lmao

 No.1690006

UK police arrest parents who criticized their child’s school in WhatsApp group

>Police in the U.K. arrested Maxie Allen and Rosalind Levine in January after the couple criticized their child’s school in emails and a WhatsApp group. The school had alerted police to the couple’s communication, which was deemed upsetting.

>The parents, who had been banned from the school for questioning leadership appointments, continued to send emails regarding their disabled daughter’s education.
>After 11 hours in custody, police released the couple, later stating insufficient evidence for further action. The parents called the experience dystopian, as the allegations were never fully explained.

 No.1690009

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to that one fag whos raly pro-ruskie:
what do you think actually happened to prigozhin? did he actually ded in that plane crash? did he body double it so he can do the MGSV plot irl?
what do you think happened to him? whats the avg ruskie conspiracy?

youd think hed just be ded, cuz putin wants u ded, which generally means ur ded. but hes also the kinda guy who unironically had all the resources needed to pull a switcheroo and just be chillin in the congo somewhere rn, wearing a wig and colonizin sum junglebooty

 No.1690011

lik, after the coup, wasnt wagner gonna be disbanded? they didnt even get punished after killing lik a dozen pilots in that coup
not only no punishment, but theyre more active than ever nowadays. they never left ukraine, and they just basically took back over libya the other day while no one was paying attention, and they own tons of gold/gem mines and oil fields across the sahel. about the only place theyve decreased is in the congo, cuz they got pushed out of goma and the surrounding state, and syria cuz duh

so how do they still exist?
are they just indie now? they have enough money and fuel and weapons that its just outer heaven already? idgi

 No.1690017

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>>1690000
numbers confirm

 No.1690020

>>1690001
This is why I can't be bothered when spartman bitches about rule of law
it's like y'know >we haven't had rule of law in a long time and the CIAniggers are having this big of a global temper tantrum over having to maybe cede a little power and shut up for half a decade

 No.1690021

>>1690009
Oh 100% Putin killed him and I'm still salty about it. Normally he could bullshit his way outta that stuff but general consensus in Russia is that Poutine went out of his way to make sure he was dead and stayed died. I wish he pulled the ladyboy prank and moved to Africa but heem dead spro

 No.1690022

>>1690011
They "couped" in a way where nobody rally got shot or killed so it was egg on poutine's fries. He couldn't rally go after them for domestic disturbance since the civilians supported Prigozhin, Wagner basically just packed their bags and went to Moscow to be heard and Putin freaked tf out and started throwing military reserves every which way to block them at which point they were like "wtf really?" and went home. All they were doing was complaining about Shoigu fucking with 'em but Gerasimov/Shoigu were loyal shills for Poutine so Gravy Fries man had to take their side in that slapfight.

>so how do they still exist?

When you throw that much egg there is no way to kill 'em in slavland without sparking internal conflict so they were incorporated into the military. All their commanders were either forcefully retired or made into military dogs by force. Russia has a history of private mercs who did a gud jerb getting military accolades and their machismo culture demands respect for openly pissing on political leadership when you have the power to not be killed on the spot. Russian citizens have a decent amount of rights so long as they can rulesfag in court to remind judges to give them their rights, for instance conscription is illegal so the only way you get conscripted is by being an idiot or rally poor since you can rulesfag your way out of it and they'll just grab someone else to fill your slot.
But yeah they got turned into military dogs and their PR team got axed and the old commanders all retired or suicided since Russia still needed the group and Russian parliament thought the coup was fucking hilarious, so only Putin and the military leadership were crybabies about it.

 No.1690023

File: 1743514296913.webm (9.46 MB, 408x720, 17:30, wagner autism convoy.webm)

>>1690021
idk you pull a coup against your "democratic" leader and he says "drop ur guns and i promise i will let you live", if ur stupid enough to believe that at face value you kinda deserve to be expected in the wreckage
that fukn sperg convoy was funny as shit though, just some guy REEEing all the way to moscow and all putler had to do was raise some bridges to stop him

 No.1690025

>>1690023
Wagner makes Russia a LOT of fucking money in Apefrica and let them cover up deaths in Jewkraine. Comes back to the civilians rights shit spro. They went after the heads of the organization and neutered them but they can't just outright kill them. Only reason Putin gets away with killing oligarchs is because everyone fucking hates them but people like Wagner, and Wagner makes a lot of fucking money for Russia.

They got incorporated into the military and the machismo was rewarded, but you'll notice the old commanders mostly mysteriously died in combat and the remaining old commanders have lips tighter than a loli cunny.

 No.1690039

cuckchan has a good prank going
all boards are turning into 50% random like us

 No.1690042

>>1690022
>rulesfag
>highly corrupt country
I'm finding it pretty hard to believe this isn't a "pick one" kinda situation

 No.1690048

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File: 1743527069278-1.mp3 (12.13 MB, 09 Panzerkampf.mp3)

Germany activates 5,000 troops on NATO’s eastern flank

>Germany activated its first permanent foreign military deployment since World War II, sending a 5,000-strong armored brigade to bolster NATO’s eastern flank. The deployment responds to Russia’s war in Ukraine and aims to help protect NATO territory.

>German forces will operate from temporary facilities until they move into a permanent base in 2027.
>The move fulfills a 2023 pledge to reinforce NATO’s eastern flank in response to Russia’s war in Ukraine.
into the motherland the german army marched
>tank has a license plate

 No.1690052

>>1690042
Heavily corrupt societies usually have heavy rulesfag bureaucratic cultures, the two go hand-in-hand unless you're South American. Russians are infamous internationally for using law and legalese to lawyer into doing the most insane/fucked up shit, their students get entire courses around it in high school if they aren't on the retard gopnik route lol

 No.1690053

>>1690048
>tank has a license plate
Anyone got that greentext of the bundeswehrfag who got prison time because he was stationed on guard duty and a schoolbus passed by while he was holding his rifle?

 No.1690062

>>1690052
unless poor people are successfully using the rules to get off the tail's wagging your dog

 No.1690072

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 No.1690075

>>1690072
not a ryder truk so not terror

 No.1690076

>>1690072
>Penske
Aren't those the niggers who have their trucks set to auto-deactivate when near large events?

 No.1690084

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Bondi orders death penalty in Mangione case, calls CEO shooting ‘assassination’
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By Kalé Carey (Anchor), William Jackson (Producer), Jake Larsen (Video Editor)

>Federal prosecutors will seek the death penalty against Luigi Mangione, who allegedly shot and killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in a premeditated attack. Attorney General Pam Bondi approved the decision as part of President Donald Trump’s renewed federal execution policy.

>The shooting happened in December 2024 outside a Manhattan hotel, where Thompson was attending a corporate event.
>Mangione allegedly planned the attack for months and expressed anti-insurance views in a notebook recovered after his arrest.
why they want to kill weegee

 No.1690086

>>1690084
>allegedly shot
<death penalty
If it wasn’t in the open it is now.

 No.1690087

>>1690084
damn weegees fukn cooked. better get to writin budy, ur story only has so much time to get out to DAP EOPLE

 No.1690089

>>1690084
Ah yeah, let's make a martyr out of the guy, that will definitely quell the masses looking up to him for doing the needful.
TOTAL CEONIGGER DEATH!

 No.1690090

>>1690084
i mean
was anyone rly expecting anything different?
they were obv gonna try to de-incentivize having ppl assassinate ppl. and for p obv fucking reasons, given who it is thats pres rn

 No.1690091

>>1690089
yea thats actually prolly part of the plan
get all the schizos to jump at once
then u pull the rug out from under em

 No.1690093

>>1690091
>schitzos
yah bc only the mentally ill hate ceos and health insurance companies for fucking everyone in the ass for decades

 No.1690096

>>1690091
Budy you don't have to be a schizo to hate health insurance CEOs. Nobody is saying go whack the guy running the steel mill or hanging the district manager for X chain of restaurants. It's almost always a specific type of company, typically those involved in medical or finance.

 No.1690100

>>1690072
APRIL FOOLS!!

:^)

er'postan herr kommandant

 No.1690104

>>1690096
>>1690093
lel you absolutely do have to be schizo to think that the best possible thing for you to do, in almost any situation but most certainly because of personal opinions on insurance companies is to go try and gun someone down in the street in one of the most CCTV-infested hellholes on earth
you guys can cry about it all you want, but it was p fuckin obvious from the moment the feds had his face on cam that the dude was gonna fry

 No.1690106

>>1690104
Oy vey Dr. Shekelstein make sure those filthy goy know to keep in their stinkin' holes, shabat shalom!

 No.1690110

>>1690106
yah ok dude why dont you just go DELET someone then, if its such a noble aspiration?
oh whats that?
you dont wanna cuz youre not actually a fucking schizo retard and dont wanna rot in jail 4eva?
gud. stay that way. youll live longer. ideally, outside of federal prison.
throwing your life away for "le cause" is literally always schizo shit.

 No.1690116

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some nigger broke the filibusta record
pic unrelated

 No.1690122

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>>1690116
didn't think anyone would beat strom
rest in power king

 No.1690123

>Immediately following the speech, deliberations on Matthew Whittaker's nomination to serve as ambassador of NATO resumed on the Senate floor, with the Senate confirming his nomination later that evening 52–45.
cool so it was as politically useful as folding laundry

 No.1690124

like at some fucking point you just need to stop for two seconds and realize "maybe being a passive-aggressive jackass over anything and everything is not the way forward for dap arty"
>I rise tonight with the intention of disrupting the normal business of the United States Senate for as long as I am physically able.
that alone should get you thrown the fuck out, admitting you're just going to waste time because cheeto hitler bad
what a fucking loser

 No.1690126

>>1689986
damn, i thought the sentence wasnt decided yet
says it can be still be appealed though so my point kinda stands
on one hand i kinda support this because womyn have no place in politics and she has basically already ruined her father's party, turning it into yet another generic yuropin zionist center-right party. on the other hand tho, its clear this is politically motivated because there have been other cases of fraud which were not punished nearly as severely.

>>1690116
usaid has no official "diplomats"

 No.1690128

File: 1743556693652.png (3.39 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

this fucking retard is really pissing me off now
you didn't even know wisconsin existed until last fucking year, now you're wearing a fucking cheesehead and trying to bribe voters like its fucking africa or some SEA shithole
go shovel cowshit for a while, then we can talk

 No.1690129

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>>1690104
luigi did nothing wrong

 No.1690130

1690110 is gonna live in the pod, eat the bugs, and let the office chad fuck his wife because he's afraid to make a fuss
he's probably, and may allah forgive me for using this word, a britbong

 No.1690132

>>1690130
there's a difference between standing up to someone's bullshit and fucking killing them and luigi went with the latter
not saying the ceo didn't deserve it, but death is a last resort option for a reason

 No.1690139

multibillion conglomerates officially on the same level as schoolyard bullies
you heard it here first folks

 No.1690141

File: 1743560731182.png (324.08 KB, 1000x891, 1000:891, Ita Consider.png)

>>1690110
I just haven't found a personal target worthy of enacting justice on yet. There is no mental compunction stopping me from murdering someone other than a fear of god since I know I can get away with it if I really wanted someone dead.

 No.1690143

>>1690132
There is a difference between standing up to some fag who threw a slurpee at your truck and going up against some Persian kang who thinks he's immortal while he murders your mum. The latter will only know fear when he remembers his mortality. That's why these CEOs are begging daddy Trump to death penalty since they are shaking in their boots at the prospect of peasant uprisings.

 No.1690145

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>>1690132
Luigi must have thought it was a last resort option, seeing as how he tried other methods to right the wrongs before hand. I imagine most people do. Your argument is invalid at this point, you proved it invalid with that post. Is the moon doing da thang again? Seems like someone getting testy, have a nice glass of pic related and mellow out budy

 No.1690150

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woah wtf
elons actually based as fuck

 No.1690151

>>1690116
lies. stupid nigger booker couldn't hope to beat the CHAMP
because the champ's cause was RIGHTEOUS
>However, he still has a little way to go to beat the all-time record, which was set by a filibuster designed to prevent the passage of the Civil Rights Act of 1957, when Senator Strom Thurmond spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes.

 No.1690152

>Chuck Schumer then took a moment to mark the accomplishment. “Do you know how proud this caucus is of you?” he asked Booker, as Senators applauded. “Do you know how proud America is of you?
>do you know how proud america is of you?
holy fuck these faggots
kill politicians
kill them all

 No.1690159

>>1690141
you wouldnt get away with it.. you cant even stop yourself from pre-bragging about it on the internet you retard

 No.1690177

>>1690159
Been working overtime to make your bogus full moon hypothesis come true after it got shot outta the water I see. Bet you ride a fixie bike.

 No.1690184

>>1690141
>There is no mental compunction stopping me from murdering someone
yah i know
thats called "being an nigger"
ya dumb nigger

 No.1690187

>>1690145
he didnt try shit
he decided, in his early 20s, that it was time for him to fucking die. cuz he was just that hopeless
and it turns out, he was hopeless, since his lone-wolf flailings have done precisely fuck all to change how private insurance cos in the US work. now he gets to sit in a concrete box until they kill him
the end

 No.1690188

>some fag itt is upset a corrupt asshole ceo got killed and is crying skitzo
didnt think spartmen were such bootlickers

 No.1690189

>>1690188
go kill someone then ya fuckin pussy
christ, i didnt realize >we had accumulated so many low-hanging fruit schizo blowhards

 No.1690190

>>1690189
no lmao calm down retard youre having a bootlick hissy fit over people being glad a mario bro killed a ceo
lik are you one of the ded guys family members or something? if so your relative was a piece of shit and luigi did the right thing

 No.1690196

>>1690177
not him that was me
also you're retarded lmao

 No.1690198

happy liberation day budys
do you feel liberated yet?

 No.1690200

Liberal declared Wisconsin Supreme Court winner in Musk/Soros proxy fight

>Liberal candidate Susan Crawford defeated Elon Musk-backed Brad Schimel in a high-stakes election. Crawford secured a 10-year term and shifted control of the Wisconsin Supreme Court, which could influence cases like redistricting and abortion laws.

>The race became the most expensive judicial election in U.S. history, with over $100 million spent, including $24 million from Musk supporting Schimel and $2 million from Democratic donor George Soros backing Crawford.
>Both candidates leveraged their opponents’ billionaire supporters in campaign ads, with Crawford celebrating her victory as a triumph over Musk and Schimel labeling her as aligned with Soros and other liberal figures.
good job you bumbling retard
couldn't even bribe people enough

 No.1690201

>>1690200
fuck man i hope this retard keeps his nose out of virginia's election

 No.1690206

>>1690201
winsome winning would be so fukn funny
first black gubnor and conservative? watch the left go full kkk when "their own" goes against da rules

 No.1690210

>>1690206
yah man at this point i'm just in it for the laffs. gun laws are really the only thing i care about and even then once i get my own garage i wont care i'll build what i god damn please. virginia is gay af never come here unless you wanna walk around some civil war parks or some shit

 No.1690212

>>1690210
budy i lived in hampton roads for 9 years and hated every second of it
went to visit friends there last year and quickly remembered how much i hated it

 No.1690215

>>1690200
To be fair Wisconsin is so blue they don't know the difference between a vagina and a gaping wound.

 No.1690222

>>1690215
no, wisconsin is red all over except for the tumors known as dane county (madison) and milwaukee. madison alone has more fucking demonrats per capita than just about anywhere else in the cunt

 No.1690249

>>1690187
>imagining anyone in this cunt who isn’t a billionaire can change anything
idk whos trolling who anymore and honestly dont think yous guise do either

 No.1690262

DAS RITE >WE LICK RICH COCKS HERE MMMMMMMMMMM ELON MORE LIKE ELONGATE MY SISSY CLITTY IF IT WASN'T IN A CAGE PRAISE CEOS N SHIIIIIIEEEEEET

 No.1690269

so i guess dup b& venezuelan oil, not just from US, but anyone who wants to buy US shit w out extra tariffs
so thatll hurt

youd think at some point maduro would b lik "hey maybe having our economy be ~98% oil is a bad idea or somethin" but nahhhh. just let the cunt collapse again, itll b fiiiiiine

 No.1690273

My Pillow guy planning run against Walz for his governor seat lmao

 No.1690275

File: 1743626360480.png (552.66 KB, 720x783, 80:87, HEIL PILLOW.png)

>>1690273
the saviour of democracy

 No.1690276

>>1690273
hell win too
all hail der pillow fuhrer

 No.1690277

i heard the pillows kinda suck tho

 No.1690278

>>1690277
i don't really like them, i have a cooling memory foam pillow that's way better

 No.1690280

>>1690278
its a gud idea tho
just keep erecting random minor tv celebrities. get the flex tape guy in there too.
but its p clear theyre all 10x more qualified for the job than any career politicians

 No.1690282

>>1690276
doubt it
minisoda has been running state maga candidates for years and they keep getting btfo
i think walz would lose if they just ran a cuckservative

 No.1690286

File: 1743630929520.mp4 (2.35 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, grillmaster.mp4)

>>1690280
rally think this guy is unqualified?

 No.1690287

File: 1743631142576.png (172.28 KB, 400x595, 80:119, Gasman.png)

>>1690286
>uhhh it's just wrong ok cuz we said it's wrong ok oy vey stop asking antisemitic questions
i hate this rate more than you can ever imagine

 No.1690292

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 No.1690296

>>1690292
>UK 10%
looks lik keir knows how to suck dick when no ones looking
i bet

 No.1690297

>>1690292
chinkosphere finna boutta be MOGGED
>china 67%
>nam 90%
>cambodia 97%
thats gonna fuckin HURT
china is not in a position rn to be eating those kindsa tariffs on its biggest customer

 No.1690301

>>1690297
How’s this shit work anyways?

t. Clueless

 No.1690302

>>1690292
>33% Israel
literally anaddah shoah

 No.1690303

>>1690301
for everything they want to bring into the cunt they have to pay X% of the value of the goods to da gubmint
i think

 No.1690304

>>1690302
those tariffs just go straight back to them lmao

 No.1690309

>>1690296
10% minimum tarrif if its reciprocal if i understand it right

 No.1690311

>>1690303
Thx, that’s what the guys at work keep saying. I know a guy saying how America has gone into recession when they do that too. idk things seem as stupid as ever around here

 No.1690316

>>1690311
He's not wrong but he's also fearmongering. It's less of a housing market collapse kind of recession and more of a "your chink Chinesium goods will become expensive so people will buy less crap" sort of recession. Necessities will remain relatively cheap and poor people won't be affected, but people who rely on skimming the margins off trade between cunts and stockbros will prolly get fucked.

 No.1690317

Actually that doesn't even really describe it properly.
The R word is scawwy to debtors because it means there's a risk of deflationary effect
Deflation benefits poor people but hurts financiers
People who bought houses or stonks at incredibly inflated prices are fucked while those who bought using spare cash will see the value go down but relative to everything else dropping in value

 No.1690321

okay boys i got one comin

 No.1690323

>>1690301
Basically the blue/white number is what those cunts' gubmints charge American goods entering their cunt, and the yellow/orange number is what we're gonna charge for their shit coming into our cunt. Pretty big for Chinr since that fucks up not only them but their proxies (Vietnam, Cambodia, presumably Myanmar) too.

 No.1690325

>>1690177
i legitimately have no fucking clue what you're talking about

 No.1690326

>>1690188
go cry about musk, rule of law, and the memetruk some more, faggot

 No.1690328

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🇺🇸🇨🇳 A successful tariff wall is set to slow growth (https://archive.ph/OzFYq), but the downturn begins with a dollar liquidity crisis in China and ends with a crash in the US as funding pressures ricochet throughout the global banking system. Because they've historically run a large trade surplus with American consumers, Chinese banks have accumulated a large base of Eurodollars, with trade serving as their chief source of dollar funding. The tariff wall appears to target China, which will throttle the flow of Eurodollar deposits to the mainland, worsening offshore dollar funding stresses.

The payment chain is the supply chain in reverse. Since the trade war began just before Covid, China has successfully evaded US duties and kept the dollars flowing through entrepot trade via Mexico, ASEAN, and other countries, continuing to funnel goods to ultimate US consumers. Deploying a tariff fortress across all US imports, however, is an attempt to make that impossible.

Hardly a blind spot, China is of course aware of (https://archive.is/0s5OX) this vulnerability, having been carefully preparing for (https://archive.ph/jvas3) it with multiple points of leverage that go far beyond retaliatory tariffs and entrepot trade.

Chinese banks will transfer Eurodollar deposits to their New York branches - keeping them onshore and within the Fed's system - or park them into onshore nostro accounts with big US banks. That appears to have been status quo until sometime in 2023. Since then, Chinese banks have largely made Eurodollar deposits into nostro accounts based in Hong Kong - offshore and outside the Fed's system. Citibank, in particular, reports (https://web.archive.org/web/20250403013315/https://www.citigroup.com/rcs/citigpa/storage/public/call-report-december-2024-02042025.pdf) a uniquely massive and uninsured (https://web.archive.org/web/20250328223157/https://www.fdic.gov/sites/default/files/2024-03/fil13040.pdf) foreign deposit base, a large portion (https://web.archive.org/web/20250307102008/https://www.ffiec.gov/PDF/E16/009a_202409.pdf) of which appear to be Chinese claims. An unprecedented 79% of Citi's domestic deposits are uninsured, a lurking solvency issue which would be realized in the event that Chinese banks need to raise dollars.

There are also problems with engineering dollar shortages, namely that if borrowing rates are too punitive, Chinese banks and non-banks would force liquidate dollar-denominated assets - equities, Treasuries and credit - at fire sale prices, an outcome that would not only have adverse consequences for the solvency of Chinese lenders, but for US lenders and the stability of the global financial system.

In any case, the US sees an opportunity for asymmetrik pain to develop - hurting China and forcing their banks into a role that is more subservient to the dollar - but likely overestimates its own leverage. This sets the stage for a battle in the ongoing war of Great Powers (https://archive.is/PIiRQ), and there will be blood.

1. Recession? Crisis? "Detox"?
2. How Foreign Banks Obtain Liquidity
3. 'Chinadollars'
4. Dollar Shortages
5. Shoring Up USD & Hong Kong
6. Gold, Tariffs and the 'Three Strategies'

🔗 https://archive.ph/UVOIk

 No.1690331

errythin is polyticks
polyticks is sparts
sparts is errythin

 No.1690333

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>>1690292
ok heres more list
one is a repeat of the one in the message being replied to

 No.1690338

>>1690333
>>1690328
Alright that put the pieces together. The tl;dr for spartman is America is doing unilateral tariffs on erryone in order to create casus belli to investigate foreign money to sniff out rogue elements and, ideally, strengthen petrodollar hegemony enough to force the Sauds away from the Russians. The Biden admin released a bunch of dollars abroad to maintain inflation to encourage mass loaning, and now the Trump admin is trying to reabsorb those to curb hyperinflation at the cost of foreign cunts and foreign investors.

My gut is telling me the bankers/financiers are underestimating American dollar dominance and this will work out nicely, but if not the ass-rape will sure be hella more interesting than the slow rot route, bring on the trade wars lmao

 No.1690340

>>1690316
Ahhh ok, that makes more sense now. Thanks, I figured I wouldn’t really be affected anyways. Most of the stuff I buy is local anyways, at least local to the state.

 No.1690348

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>>1690297
>>1690301
>>1690303
its current year and dup has been talking about tariffs for years and you retards couldnt be arsed to look up the word "tariff" once in a dictionary?
a tariff is PAID BY THE IMPORTER, ie us companies or individuals, the result will be either goods price inflation or import reduction (actually it will be a mix of both)
usual tariff-backed trade policy hopes that the inflationary/recessive period will not last longer than period needed to develop domestic import replacements
however these new across-the-board "reciprocal" tariffs, which are not actually reciprocal and are not based on foreign tariffs but on bilateral trade balance, are something else: the goal seem to be to reduce trade deficit, again, by charging importers extra
essentially, its a devaluation of the purchasing power of dollars when it comes to imports
do tariffs also hurt the exporter? yes, because the reduced purchasing power of the importer will result in less imports

 No.1690350

>>1690348
>arsed
gtfo /int/ferior

 No.1690351

as long as people buy domestic now we're good
now fix outsourcing

 No.1690353

>>1690351
nigger there's barely any domestic foundries. FUCK i hate grump, niggerloving faggot

 No.1690358

idk spros im starting to think democracy was the most retarded shit humanity ever devised

 No.1690370

>>1690348
We just gave out like ten trillion US dollars to foreign cunts in the last foh yars. They either have to trade for local currency devaluing local currency, or use those dollars even if they don't plan to replenish them. US gubmint's basically trying to take that money back to pay for itself for a couple yars for free and ramp up domestig production by forcing those foreign dollar-holders to reinvest the cash in ways that prop up the US dollah (by either devaluing their currency against their will or investing in America)
It's the biggest Jew trick in recent history, maybe the biggest since the Reichsmark, and I'm all for it as third world cunts fell for it lmao

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>>1690358
Even the ancient greeks knew it. The french revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. 

 No.1690376

>>1690348
yea no shit
and now with US paying 2x as much for cheap chink crap built in nam, we prolly wont be buying much cheap shit from nam anymore
crazy how that works innit?

 No.1690382

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>>1690326
>go do all this shit no one was talking about
and you have the nerve to call others skitzo lmao. here i got you your favorite flavor lollipop

 No.1690384

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>>1690353
fren I think you need less msm and more sparts

 No.1690394

>>1690374
problem is >we took down all the safeguaurds that made democracy viable. at the start of the cunt voting rights were mostly restricted to white, land-owning males which meant one vote per family. now pablo gonzalez who came here 20 minutes ago and doesn't know anything about what happened before he was born in 2007 can vote on any issue he wants.
it was a slow grind to where >we are now

 No.1690396

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calm down broker, now is not the time for fear
that comes later

 No.1690397

>eric adams case completely dismissed
>running for mayor again as an independent
the exodus continues

 No.1690400

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>>1690396
This is a stock exchange. There's no money you can steal.

 No.1690402

>>1690338
posted them before but dollar milkshake theory and SOFR are both lookin into if yeem wanna tism

idk that tax breaks & big $$$ player investments are going to be enough myself, but if he does legit smol biz stuff (not latrina's nail salon & ranjeesh vape shop) murrigay is gonna be stylin

 No.1690403

>>1690396
thats a buy tho tbph

 No.1690404

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>1.65 trillion at open
i love this shit

 No.1690405

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JUST FUCK MY STOCKS UP BRO

 No.1690406

if they change the definition of recession back imma lel

 No.1690408

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dup declared economic war on the whole world and lost
this is obviously the jewish peoples fault

 No.1690410

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>>1690408
>mcq BUCKflation

 No.1690413

>>1690404
i bet dup and his budies shorted a lot of these stocks before the announcement

 No.1690416

time to buy

 No.1690417

stonk market is nothing but a bunch of bipolar neurotic gorillas chest pounding and screaming at each other over stonk good or stonk bad
it means fucking nothing

 No.1690418

>>1690413
they got inside knowledge so they gotta be raly careful doing markets directly. the golf budis did, im sure. not lik it was a seekrit >we wuz tariffin chinr an shieeet

 No.1690420

>>1690408
>and lost
it's been a day bud chill. you sound like a clickbait article.

 No.1690421

>>1690416
if its yellow, sell those fellows

 No.1690422

>>1690417
ya but muh 401k's disagree
dup 2.0 is wild. went from law n order to just leaning on the pillow

 No.1690423

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yea is breaker still @ 7%?
its not gonna breaker
BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

 No.1690424

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File: 1743693268474-1.mp4 (4.54 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, jennings approval.mp4)

File: 1743693268474-2.mp4 (670.94 KB, 850x478, 425:239, walz tear riffs.mp4)

lets see how flaccid caterwauling & lawfare works out

 No.1690426

>>1690424
timmy needs to stop pouting i swear to god 90% of video captured of tim walzs face is just him pouting. niggas jus always poutin an shieet

 No.1690432

>>1690396
>Companies that got rich exploiting cheap labor in third world cunts to the point of suicide nets taking a beating from tariffs on third world cunts and needing their own nets for CEOs
Who would have guessed?

 No.1690435

>>1690417
t. eternal poorfag
u may be right about the bisexual gorillas but stonks vary much affect a lot of shit bc unfortunately in gay faggot fiat land imaginary values are everything. just be glad amerigay is at least getting a bunch of gold back into its borders for if/when this house of cards collapses. if you're not amerigayan uhh have fun i guess >we're all gonna be miserable for a little while regardless
unless you're already rally rich i guess in which case you wouldn't really feel it

 No.1690436

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>>1690426
demoncraps rollin him out at all still is hilarious, such an absurd creep let alone veep pick
mayb its the dayquil but i get a patriotic bloodlust boner watching these faggots piss n moan

 No.1690437

>>1690435
>gay faggot fiat land imaginary values are everything*
*If you're funded by debt financing and rely on stupid-large loans to do business.

 No.1690439

>>1690424
>it doesn't matter how hard we're losing all that matters is he loses too
lololololololol
>canadians are our friends
TOTAL LEAF DEATH

 No.1690440

>>1690437
yah, so p much every relevant business and anyone who works with them

 No.1690441

>>1690436
that's just a natural reaction to leafs and frogs

 No.1690443

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>>1690440
I guess they'll just have to do what their granddads did and have actual assets to show as collateral, or grow at an organic rate through private high-risk lending that vets you before just giving you money.

 No.1690444

File: 1743699537964.mp4 (5.43 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, glitch yurtle.mp4)

>Mitch McConnell just voted with Senate Democrats to TERMINATE President Trump’s tariffs on Canada, 51-48

 No.1690445

>>1690443
yah i get what you're saying >we're on the same page i'm just saying there's gonna be some significant growing pains with it which is prolly just preaching at the choir i don't think anyone here is actually stupid enough to think correcting decades of FIAggoTry will be a quick fun process

 No.1690448

>>1690444
too bad for bitch, canada isnt actually that important
im sure itll go on the fridge back at the mcconnell home tho

 No.1690451

will the stock market do a dead nigger bounce tomorrow?

 No.1690453

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think dup is sticking his dick in crazy puss?

 No.1690454

>>1690453
does this mean he fired them because psycho told him to or he fired them for setting up a meeting with psycho and realizing she was psycho

 No.1690455

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sometimes all it takes is one man to change history

 No.1690456

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>>1690454
sheem started some investigations company
pics not rel

 No.1690465

>>1690456
>incwease pwoduction
they better hope they increase the not-suck-dickness of their trucks too
cuz fords kinda suck a lotta dick

 No.1690467

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>chinks planning 4D death to america for decades
<spartmen can't stop crying over a bunch of homosexuals that booed an anthem

 No.1690469

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I told you all not to fucking vote

 No.1690471

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>>1690467
fuck everybody except america
simple as
>>1690469
i didn't vote so i'll never be a recipient of the fell for it again award

 No.1690472

>>1690469
u gib referral lonk to 'didnt voot' private stonk tracker plox ( ◕◡◕)っ ♡

 No.1690473

>>1690467
>some guy in an actual sparts thred cheered for his team and booed the other team
>that means i have to faggot on over here to the fagolics thread and faggot on about it like it means anything
t. faggotest faggot tourist

 No.1690474

i bet in a couple weeks the chicken little niggers won't even member today

 No.1690475

>>1690432
ceos committing not live en masse like 9/11 jumpers is a raly funy image in my head
what sound do you think they make when they hit the ground

 No.1690479

>>1690475
that sound from ducktales nes when scrooge pogos his cane
then them asplode into fortnite zbucks gift cards

 No.1690480

>>1690475
the sound that gold makes when it drops in diablo

 No.1690488

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 No.1690489

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Maryland bill to address slavery and reparations awaits governor’s decision

>Maryland’s Senate Bill 587, which passed with a majority vote of 101-36, would create a reparations commission to address the lasting impacts of slavery. The commission’s plan will be presented to Gov. Wes Moore by the summer of 2027.

>The bill proposes multiple forms of reparations, including financial compensation, social services, homeownership support and educational aid.
>While many lawmakers support the bill, opposition exists, with some arguing for a reduction in reparations and restrictions on funding to Maryland residents only.
thas rite

 No.1690495

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>>1690489
I'd post the chappelle show ep but file2big so just go watch it yourself
$ yt-dlp vKddKLN8_Mg

 No.1690498

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 No.1690501

>>1690498
florida woman v florida man when?

 No.1690503

File: 1743720824141.mp4 (2.14 MB, 490x360, 49:36, WHITE-GIRLS.mp4)

pic related again? must be a day ending in 'y'

 No.1690504

>>1690498
>just puts it on instagram
lel must come from a long line of dogfuckers to be so clueless
tf did she think was gonna happen?

 No.1690509

>>1690489
>be norf union state
>have to pay reparashuns
lmao
this is just gonna drive ypipo to virginia where they will vote for this exact kind of shit again

 No.1690510

>>1690498
>chicongo hoodie
wanna bet a dog isnt the first animal shes fucked?

 No.1690513

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>>1690509
it really sucks that the states with the nicest views and great land are completely fucked political style.

pic unrelated just hat wizards of the cash and their constant powercreep bs i have a modern/legacy legal psychatog deck and now theres zero point to running tog at all with all the new garbage out

 No.1690515

>>1690513
read yesterday they sent pinkerton agents to bully tf outta some jewtuber that gave a negative review to one of their preorder sets they gave him

 No.1690519

>>1690348
yea but the idea is that if the cost of good making is as much as it costs to import, then we'll probly make it here
the difference is if its being made here, americans are gettin the $$$$
more importantly >we are getting human capital and industrial base

 No.1690520

>>1690515
based pinkerton

 No.1690521

>>1690503
niggers, too!

 No.1690523

>>1690469
this is what i voted for you fucking retard
for the first time in forever, someone i voted for did the thang
this shit either keeps doin THANGS or EVERYTHING goes tits up
im ALL in NIGGER

 No.1690525

>>1690474
guarantee they wont. nigger cattle dont think for themselves, they just repeat whatever they saw on the electric jew

 No.1690528

>>1690515
no one gave him anything. he (legitimately) purchased a case of cards from a distributor who had mistakenly put it up for sale before the official rlease date then streamed himself opening it. rabbis of the coast sent the pinkertons to bully him into turning in the cards to them (which he did, because you'd have to be a cuck to play magic in this day and age).

 No.1690529

>>1690528
he should have killed them for violating the NAP

 No.1690530

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i love free speech

 No.1690531

File: 1743729185293.gif (1.65 MB, 328x259, 328:259, >implying.gif)

>>1690530
big if true
prolly not tho

 No.1690534

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>>1690531
why would you doubt it?

 No.1690535

>>1690529
he should've killed them for being pinkertons

 No.1690537

>>1690535
pinkerton is based
fuck state authority

 No.1690541

do you think the micks would accept me if i was mick by blood and i helped them pull pranks on migrant centers and people who mess with fairy circles?

 No.1690543

>>1690537
what a gay thing to say

 No.1690544

>>1690541
i thought oirish irish despised burger irish for being obnoxious? doubt they'd want outsiders directly meddling tho but i'm sure they'd appreciate some armalites. or barrets for super long range rapefugee removal

 No.1690547

>>1690544
what is obnoxious? i think other burger irish are obnoxious, but in the same way all burgers are obnoxious. i've never been outside of the cunt before so i don't know how well i would get along in other cunts, but i know i don't get along well here.

 No.1690551

>>1690543
calling me gay is a violation of the non aggresion principle
i could heem you if i wanted

 No.1690558

>>1690551
you aint heem shit, spigger

 No.1690560


 No.1690566

>>1690547
lelk fuck off to ireland and try then you clearly hate it here anyway

 No.1690573

>>1690547
It’s not like it’s expensive. Use hopper or the google h4x pretty much same prices and just go fam.

t. ravelbro

 No.1690584

>>1690547
eires p fucked up rn
i wouldnt be surprised if they slip back into several centuries of civil war at this point, w how thangs been goin. the way brexit kinda sliced them out of the EU or rather gave UK leverage over their access to it has caused tremendous tensions again

in terms of going there to stay, think irl vvardenfell: youre the outlander. and youll always be the outlander, outlander. you could become irl celtic nerevarine and youd STILL be outlander. youre just NOT from the island, so the buck stops there.
at best, youd be someone that cannot be trusted with srs matters lik independance. theyre tryna make an ireland for the irish catholics. theyve been trying it for literally dozens of generations. they dont see mickey mcwilson from western mass as an asset to attaining that. and its hard to rly blame them, from their PoV, your great granpappy was just some coward who ran away from a gud fight

in terms of just goin there
what he said >>1690573
just go its p cheap. get raly drunk, they respect that
just dont go around asking ppl if you can join the IRA lik some sperg and youll be fine

 No.1690587

File: 1743752988326.mp4 (35.01 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, gNI6edyxrQI8YMMb.mp4)

>>1690370
vid related
from the china-saudi issuance last november

>>1690376
yes basically (dunno if 2x tho, that might be overstating it, it depends, wont be the same for all sectors)
but who really believes that the economy can be turned around and made autarkic overnight?
if dup goes ahead with this then i and the financial jews may be proven right: >>1681617
>crazy how that works innit?
no, its what i said

>>1690519
of course
except that im pretty sure that (for a sizable portion of products) the cost of making them domestically will *still* not be competitive with the cost of comparable imports, even with these tariffs slapped on top

the fact is that having your currency as the world reserve is just incompatible with price-competitive domestic labor and production

 No.1690604

>>1690541
The micks are based out of Spain these days I don't see why not

 No.1690605

Oh wait you meant regular niggercattle not the mafia.

 No.1690606

NSA director, deputy removed as Trump reshapes intelligence leadership

>The Trump administration ousted the heads of the National Security Agency and U.S. Cyber Command during a major shake-up. Acting leaders are now in place.

>The firings followed a meeting between President Donald Trump and activist Laura Loomer, who urged removing officials she viewed as disloyal.
>Lawmakers and experts raised concerns, warning the shake-up could weaken U.S. cyber defenses amid rising threats from China and Russia.
<he actually listened to loomer
dup wtf

 No.1690607

also worst korea put yet another leader in da peach

 No.1690610

Boomer news:
>NSA director and deputy fired
>Biden director of national security exclusively used Signal on her phone for classified messages
>Mike Johnson trying to oust DeSantis with a (based) nigger
>LA moves to create registry of all boomers
>Bombs planted next to US Treasury
>Ford to offer employee discount (8% upcharge) on all cars
>FBI sees record number of applications
>Texas Man arrested for threatening to shoot ICE

 No.1690611

>>1690606
Oh guess spartman saw that too lol

 No.1690612

yeah dunno why he's listening to the crazy bish thought he was done with her after finding out she got a nosejob to lie about being J**ish

 No.1690617

>>1690605
k specialcattle thx for the special input

 No.1690618

>>1690606
gud i hope he fucks up the federal government to the point of total impotence

 No.1690619

>>1690612
>thought zion don dup would be put off by finding out someone is a joo
are you retarded

 No.1690621

>>1690619
loomer's not jewish though she just got a nosejob to pretend to be one

 No.1690622

>>1690606
did he say anything about this?
and who says it was because of the crazy bitch?

 No.1690624

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>Yoon officially removed after court rules 8-0 to uphold impeachment
new erectionb owl within 60 days

 No.1690625

here we go
china just announced tariff retaliation
>Additional 34% tariff on all U.S. imports starting from April 10
>Upcoming additional export controls on select rare-earth minerals exports to the U.S.
>other stuff

 No.1690630

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postoperative

 No.1690632

when do i buy?

 No.1690633

>>1690632
yesterday

 No.1690635

>>1690621
oh im the retard then i thought you meant she got one to hide it my bad

 No.1690637

>cheap chinese trash gets more expensive
vs
>food for chinks gets way more expensive
pls let billions of ants starve and start trouble in their borders i fucking hate the chinese so much

 No.1690638

>>1690587
>enjoy ur green paper we're just gonna buy minerals from apefrica and they keep to stay sovereign haha bet you feel stupid now dumb american pig
can't wait for these smug bastards to implode in civil war. and hopefully africa rubs their two collective brain cells together and realizes they're getting fucked hard by chinks. start frying some rice too

 No.1690639

US government employees banned from relationships with Chinese citizens: AP

>A new report from The Associated Press says the federal government has banned U.S. government personnel in China from having romantic or sexual relationships with Chinese citizens. The government’s definition of those relationships is unclear.

>The new rule will impact government personnel’s families and contractors with security clearances as well.
>The Biden administration implemented a limited version of the policy last summer.
no more hot chinese spies to give sucky sucky while you give them launch codes

 No.1690641

>>1690637
>food for chinks gets way more expensive
and water. and a whole bunch of other raly raly basic shit that you need a lot of constantly
i think the US will enjoy its green paper. esp if it actually stays here for once instead of flying away overseas for 30yrs to some central bank to balance the books in fuckuador

 No.1690642

File: 1743776626687.jpg (32.9 KB, 616x342, 308:171, mei ling.jpg)

>>1690639
>firing mei ling
cold
she was there since the beginning

 No.1690645

>>1690625
Please please PLEASE let us starve out the Chinese and let Australia help. Niggers already fed up with them this is the perfect storm if they remove Chinese from owning American property crashing their own real estate market at home

 No.1690647

>>1690645
would auscunts help? in recent years they've proven they're every bit as cucked as the main pedophile island

 No.1690650

>>1690647
Depends. Normally? Fuck no they'd sell their left nut to fuck America, but China royally fucked with their oil and wool exports in recent years so they may be willing to bite their Chink overlords' hands.

 No.1690652

File: 1743780859566.png (104.32 KB, 686x386, 343:193, ClipboardImage.png)

>Nintendo just announced it is pausing the preorder of the Switch 2 in the US as it attempts to adjust to President Donald Trump's tariffs.

 No.1690654

>>1690652
noooo, not my heckin' games

 No.1690657

File: 1743782763066.jpg (336.77 KB, 534x931, 534:931, just C O M E.jpg)

>>1690650
>AUKUS
>calling for investigation into wu flu origins
>buying nuclear subs
trust the based shitposters
oh no I was gonna post moot's >I hate Australians so goddamn much but I can't find it. help a spigga out?

 No.1690659

>>1690657
they are not getting the subs, they are paying >$350B to have the us navy operate nuclear subs in their waters
so i guess your right: they are such yuge patsies that maybe they will also boycott trade with their largest partner in order to please the cunts that just imposed a 10% blanket tariffs on their products
(and it will still be pointless because that business will just go to brazil or whatever)

 No.1690661

File: 1743784768897.jpg (244.25 KB, 1623x1044, 541:348, USA x AUS 4eva.jpg)

>>1690657
straya is unironically murricas greatest spiritual ally in the upcoming geo-psychic conflict
you look at every other cunt in the world and theyre all these weird crybully freaks that suck, then you got straya which is just this entire continent full of mad cunts whos cultural heritage is literally "shitposting"

 No.1690662

File: 1743785000391.jpg (159.19 KB, 1024x769, 1024:769, Greatest Ally.jpg)

>>1690661
ya but their gubmint is just as cucked and corrupt as your average eurocunt, and everyone lives on the east coast or perth cuz everything in between is wasteland and fucked up evolutionary experiments that want to murder you

 No.1690664

>>1690652
>do the tectoy/brazil thing
>set up a factory in murrica to skirt tariffs
>undercut all competing consoles by prolly hundreds of dollars
>win the FINAL console war
>bing wahoo for the next 75yrs uninterrupted
>embedrel
nintendo aint got the balls tho
sega wouldve done it

 No.1690665

>>1690662
yah i know its literally exactly lik america in every way
they are >our spiritual brothers

 No.1690667

>>1690664
why are >we even tariffing nippan anyway? hasn't their economy already been fucked for decades too?

 No.1690668

File: 1743785676402.mp4 (39.43 MB, 478x360, 239:180, xbox factory.mp4)

>>1690664
if anything m$ would be feasting rn but they've outsourced making xboxes since the start
vid related, hueg factory in mexico. fun watch

 No.1690669

>>1690667
gotta fuck it some more, they stole >our electronics hegemony while we were eating shit in the 70s and early 80s so >we're taking it back
two nukes not enough

 No.1690672

>>1690667
Nippon RALLY fucked around with America between about 1970-1990 much like how a little bro fucks with his aniki. They didn't really start to become "subservient" in the traditional sense until their recession was in full swing. Lots of boomers lost their manufacturing jobs because of Japan (China just replaced Japan after the Japanese recession) and they haven't forgotten that.
Plus Japan in general is a protectionist union hellhole much like the EU so it sucks trading with them.

 No.1690673

>>1690659
every time a bad guy like the chinks have to go through an intermediary country it's a win because they either lower their profit margin and increase their risk or they become less competitive and lower their sales
buying "made in mexico" or "made in bangladesh" or whatever even if it originates in commie china is still a win, or at least an improvement

 No.1690678

>Vietnam already caves in since China needs a proxy to ship shot through
>Begs for a trade deal
>Dup asks federal reserve to cut interest rates
>Federal reserve response: [Laughs in Yiddish]
Russia seems to be unresponsive to the tariffs, but then to be fair most of allies were either unaffected by the tariffs or the tariffs benefit Russia.

 No.1690682

>>1690678
>Vietnam already caves
i bet
nam literally is how china managed to stay afloat from last trade war. dong is an even cheaper currency than yuan, and nam dodged the tariffs placed on chinr. so as the yuan has gained value, theyve moved all their cheap shit production to nam and cambodia and the lik in the past yrs
without that, their whole thang is all fuckt

 No.1690703

File: 1743797981919.png (703.75 KB, 860x1169, 860:1169, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no psychic racist gf

 No.1690712

so i didnt realize that
apparently, when rudolph hess parachuted in to scotland, not only did he find the scots version of """english""" so unintelligible that he needed a translator for a language he actually kinda knew i knew that part already, but the entire reason he was there to negotiate peace in the first place was cuz he got some astrological memereading that said germany was kil if the war continued. hitler was so pissed, that this event led directly to him b&ing astrology and a lot of the esoterica in the reich shortly thereafter

funy part is, the memereading was right
if nazi germoney had figured out a way to bury the hatchet between them and some of the allies back in 1940/41, things prolly wouldve turned out wayyyy different

 No.1690713

File: 1743800450262.png (93.79 KB, 674x609, 674:609, ClipboardImage.png)

chomo btfo

 No.1690715

>>1690712
lel hess and himmler were into some batshit insane pagan retardation
>What nonsense! Here we have at last reached an age that has left all mysticism behind it, and now [Himmler] wants to start that all over again. We might just as well have stayed with the church. At least it had tradition. To think that I may, some day, be turned into an SS saint! Can you imagine it? I would turn over in my grave …
don't tell stormfag lol

 No.1690716

>>1690715
you look at germoney before the esoterica ban, then look at it after it, id say himmler mightve had the right idea
the former was the most insane economic comeback in all of recorded history. the latter was lik 4yrs of nearly constant defeat, the cunt was dismantled, and then erryone got nuremburged or had to gtfo to argentina

just goes to show you
never fire ur wizards halfway through a job

 No.1690717

>>1690713
based
get v& chomo faggots

 No.1690719

problem is
>yurop
so you know all the charges are gonna be commuted to mandatory 3mos counseling

 No.1690730

i wonder if there will ever be a place in this world where i won't be the outlander

 No.1690740

>>1690713
wonder if this is why shit chomo hasn't been posting lately

 No.1690741

>>1690730
if you stop caring about that kind of stupid shit life gets a lot easier just saying

 No.1690742

サイバートラック ゲイ

 No.1690743

>>1690717
its because USAID got defunded

 No.1690747


 No.1690759

File: 1743822573469.png (184.03 KB, 366x432, 61:72, ClipboardImage.png)

holy fuck lmao, wtf is in the water these days

 No.1690762

>>1690759
odd large wet fish eyes
vary scary

 No.1690779

File: 1743833230850.jpg (69.54 KB, 1333x500, 1333:500, annul.jpg)


 No.1690780

File: 1743833406274.mp4 (873.81 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, bit pricey.mp4)


 No.1690782

File: 1743834602990-0.jpg (118.77 KB, 720x956, 180:239, nork w.jpg)

File: 1743834602990-1.jpg (108.5 KB, 720x906, 120:151, nork w 2.jpg)

File: 1743834602990-2.jpg (7.89 KB, 216x428, 54:107, 219(a).jpg)

>get a husband or starting shoveling dirt
nork wahmen getting patrolled
need to drop that age trigger by ~10 tho

 No.1690784

>>1690782
>World implying this is bad
Honestly it's realistic. Make babies or get the man treatment.

 No.1690786

File: 1743836422246.png (2.63 MB, 1488x1258, 744:629, ech.png)

>4 rape charges
not surprised. this guy is weird and creepy as fuck

 No.1690801

>>1690786
youd think with that much money itd eventually become impossible to truly rape anyone
unless you end up a fuckin spaceshot weirdo lik russ

 No.1690822

>>1690801
i don't know what it is with this guy but i get nauseous just by looking at him. he's probably one of them lizard folk

 No.1690829

File: 1743861217072.png (260.66 KB, 526x584, 263:292, total fat death.png)

Trump admin won’t cover Ozempic for Medicaid, Medicare patients

>The Trump administration announced it wouldnot extend Medicare Part D or Medicaid coverage to popular weight loss drugs like Ozempic. The move reverses efforts by the previous administration to classify obesity as a disease eligible for coverage.

>An October 2024 Congressional Budget Office report estimated that covering such medications would cost $35 billion from 2026 to 2034. The report also estimated relatively small savings from improved health outcomes.
>In 2024, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services cited a longstanding exclusion of weight loss agents from Medicare Part D coverage. They maintained an exception if the drugs are used to treat obesity.
eat a salad fatty

 No.1690835

File: 1743862968211.jpg (123.21 KB, 1100x1020, 55:51, rabbi.jpg)

>A rabbi at a Dallas school was arrested on indecency with a child charges early Wednesday morning.
omg dup should pardon this chosenite asap

 No.1690836

🇺🇸🇨🇳 A secret memo from SecDef Pete Hegseth tells the military: get ready for war with China over Taiwan. Everything else [Russia, Iran, terror groups] is secondary.

The memo copies parts of a 2024 Heritage Foundation report—almost word for word. That report’s co-author now runs Pentagon policy. Heritage's playbook is now Pentagon guidance.

U.S. forces are ordered to focus on Indo-Pacific firepower—subs, bombers, bunker-busting bombs. Taiwan told to spend 10% of GDP on defense.

NATO is told to step up. If Russia attacks, Europe may be on its own. U.S. troops stay home unless it’s China or direct homeland threat.

Military units will now take on border control, deportations, and drug busts—tasks handled by DHS [Department of Homeland Security] until now. The Pentagon is being pulled into domestic enforcement.

The memo names three new hotspots: Greenland, Panama Canal, Cape Horn. U.S. forces must be ready to fight in the Western Hemisphere.

rump’s Pentagon is betting it all on one scenario: stop China from taking Taiwan. The rest [Middle East, Africa, Europe] is risked.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/03/29/secret-pentagon-memo-hegseth-heritage-foundation-china/
https://archive.ph/61f8d

 No.1690837

>>1690836
just offer taiwan statehood
problem solved lol

 No.1690838

File: 1743863386718-0.jpg (167.82 KB, 1170x1349, 1170:1349, 1.jpg)

File: 1743863386718-1.jpg (84.09 KB, 1267x999, 1267:999, 2.jpg)

File: 1743863386718-2.jpg (148.31 KB, 1290x1343, 1290:1343, 4.jpg)

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File: 1743863386718-4.jpg (133.32 KB, 1073x770, 1073:770, 3.jpg)

so it seems the zion don may have just smoked some 80 random yemeni sheep herders holding a traditional "tribal meeting"

 No.1690840

>>1690838
lmao the hooties know the usa is watching with drones they wouldn't have such an obvious meeting out in an open desert, dup just eradicated a bunch of dudes trying to sort out local problems like who fucked mohammad's sheep and who owes him three sheep in return for such an insult

 No.1690841

>>1690840
a lot of yemeni are lik actually 65IQ tho
lik not even joking

 No.1690847

>>1690841
just like the average drumpf voter lmao

 No.1690849

File: 1743867187563.jpeg (41.71 KB, 554x554, 1:1, harv.jpeg)

>In a short statement, the Metropolitan Police said it had written to Brand to inform him that he was being charged with one allegation of rape, one allegation of indecent assault, one of oral rape and two further counts of sexual assault.

>The force said it is alleged that:

>In 1999 a woman was raped in the Bournemouth area.
>In 2001 a woman was indecently assaulted in the Westminster area of London.
>In 2004 a woman was orally raped and sexually assaulted in the Westminster area of London.
>Between 2004 and 2005, a woman was sexually assaulted in the Westminster area of London.


>>1690801
>truly rape
Yeah, it's always some obscure, old news brought back to life. If legit, sure maybe but it's typically some old whorb rattling the cage. That or some higher power has dirt on him and finally wants him out for some reason.

 No.1690852

>>1690841
while that may be true generally speaking the hootie leadership sure af isn't that level of retarded they've been fighting off multiple invasions and attacks for the past decade+. if they're in a position to call a meeting they at least know not to do it in the open like that bc all the ones who didn't know have been bombed to little giblets by now

 No.1690854

>>1690829
smart. ozempic and other GLP-1 receptor agonists are really bad for your health. you'll lose a lot of lean mass and you'll be nauseous all the time as food is rotting in your stomach and intestines

 No.1690857

>>1690854
p much, been telling my ma' to stop fucking taking wegovy and just diet/not take snacks to her bedroom, but she won't listen because >muhweightloss even when she's dealing with muscle loss/bone loss from the drug.

 No.1690860

>>1690854
everything i've heard about ozempic just sounds like all the negatives of exercise with almost none of the positives outside of losing weight, and even then doing it through medically induced starvation is just going to cause other problems like loss of muscle mass which you're just going to have to exercise to counteract anyway. then there's the shit breath. idk if any if you have encountered an ozempic user but they have breath that unironically smells like asshole which i assume means something rally fucked up is happening inside their stomachs
just like put down the doughnuts and take a half hour a day to go lift some light weights or jog/power walk and even if your metabolism is shit you'll lose noticeable amounts of weight without having to deal with feeling like god is rotting you from the inside for being an overly indulgent slug
why is exercise so repulsive to amerigayans idgi

 No.1690861

>>1690852
>while that may be true generally speaking the hootie leadership sure af isn't that level of retarded
yea. those guys are in iran tho.
theyre the ones telling the 65IQers in yemen wtf to do. and giving em guns. and intel. and everything else basically. yemen is raly busted, never doubt it. most ppl cant even fuckin read

but thats kinda irans whole thang is theyre the only rly highly educated cunt in the area, and they stoke religious fundamentalism in other cunts in order to be able to fight without actually fighting anyone themselves. its the ol old man in the mountain thang the assassin one, not the one in new hampshire. just chill up in the mountains where youre untouchable and strike terror from afar using your proxies

 No.1690863

>>1690861
idk it's generally a rally bad idea to underestimate gorilla warfare and get up your own ass about it
plus i know they're just vague outlines but i'm still not seeing any indication of rifles or other weaponry/equipment in that picture, usually there'd at least be an rpg and and rpk or two laying around. it really just looks like inbred farmers having a village argument to me

 No.1690864

>>1690861
What does that tell you when 65IQ Yemeni sheepshaggers managed to bring Saudi Arabia to its knees and shoot down their fighter jets?

 No.1690868

File: 1743872963475.png (1.56 MB, 1030x776, 515:388, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1690863
gor…illa? warfare?

 No.1690869

>>1690762
thats a 26 year old
this world is fucked

 No.1690874

>>1690864
>What does that tell you
that saudis are perhaps the most military incompetent ppl on the face of the earth. its lik an irl strategy game. set to the lowest difficulty. they still somehow lose. propped-up camel-herders, indeed
also, that iran makes p decent, affordable, weapons that can be used to reliably take down fighter jets

for the record i tend to think iran has the right idea i just think their current regime is too tarded to capitalize on it, theyre the rightful heirs of the mideast imo
the entire arabian peninsula is and has always been an intellectual crater. destined to be zealous kill-cattle for a larger caliphate. iranians were always the only ones in the area ever known for advancing anything aside from warfare, and they live up in an un-invadeable mountain fortress. i cant rly blame them for looking around at all the droolers they have for neighbors, kicking at each other down in the sandbox, and thinkin, "fuck it, i run things now"

but i digress
yemens dumb af
they just got big homies

 No.1690892

>>1690868
why does this cybercrikmonkr have stovetops for fake tits

 No.1690899

>>1690892
for mak portable street bred
for only 50 rupee saar i can com to ur house and givrs bred and maybe penis touchrs ur wiefs lasagna and bobs

 No.1690903

>>1690892
those are the warning lights if you see them you are already dead

 No.1690904

10% tarrifs started today, dup now saying "yeah shit's gonna be hard for a while but dude trust me"
not sure how long i can #trusttheplan if coffee gonna go through the roof

 No.1690910

imo tbh dups "plan" would be sensible IF western-style democracies were actually capable of planning 20 years out into the future
short term pain for long term gain aint a bad thing even if the peasants dont like it
but all these companies and cuntries are just paying lip service to him with because they know 4-8 years from now a different regime will take power
also libtards should support tarriffs out of principle because it would end thirdie children working for 12 cents a week in sweatshops but normalnigs just go along with whatever their designated chosenite says on tv so its bad to them too hahaha i love democaracy

 No.1690920

File: 1743894540877.png (3.08 MB, 2048x1618, 1024:809, 1743894507943.png)


 No.1690922

>>1690910
can't fault a nigga for trying
what dup doesn't get is that >we aren't even a country any more
theres nothing left to save

 No.1690926

File: 1743898040956.gif (10.85 MB, 498x359, 498:359, billy-herrington (1).gif)

I'm optimistic about the tariffs and think it will all work out fine
if the >nocunt fags are right then this will speed up the demise anyhow so there's nothing to complain about, y'know?

 No.1690934

Experts predict above-average hurricane activity for 2025 Atlantic season

>Experts warn that the 2025 Atlantic hurricane season will be slightly more active than usual. The report predicts four storms to reach Category 3 or higher.

>The forecast is influenced by warm sea surface temperatures and a moderate chance of La Niña conditions during the peak season from August through October.
>Despite being slightly lower than the 2024 forecast, the prediction is significant for coastal populations, highlighting the variability and fluctuation of hurricane activity from year to year.

 No.1690938

>>1690926
nocunt faggots are the same retards that say wtupid shit like "it's an economic zone" when literally every country is an economic zone otherwise they wouldn't be fuckin countries. they'd be frontier land or whatever the fuck. it's just mopey niggers that wanna spread the sads :^( and wallow in cuckoldry
p sure it's the same kind of fag that claims to hate joos but for some reason puts them on a tremendous intellectual pedestal and talks about them as if they're omnipotent gods

 No.1690939

>>1690934
please wipe out new york
please wipe out new york
please wipe out new york

 No.1690940

>>1690938
the point of saying 'USA is an economic zone' is to point out that the USA has lost the other elements required of nations– primarily a common identity and shared social norms

 No.1690944

you guise are forgetting. this is just starting
you gotta understand what dup just threatened everyone with. the US is a stupid big buyer of damn near fucking everything
losing out on potentially ALL of buyers from the US market isnt just some "oh nbd" thing that most cunts that trade with us are even able to walk away from, nvm willing to walk away from. he might as well have just threatened china or vietnam with a nuke, thats the kinda devastation were talking. they HAVE TO negotiate.

 No.1690945

File: 1743902654918.png (536.16 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

kill em all i say

https://www.deseret.com/the-west/2025/04/02/idaho-expands-death-penalty-to-pedophile-firing-squad/
https://archive.ph/zqiS7

 No.1690952

>Nintendo Jews announce you can "upgrade" your games with "exclusive Switch2 content" for thirty a game
>Plans to sell the console for six hundred and charge ninety per game
So that's their response to "please build the consoles locally" lmao
Got fam who's addicted to bing bing wahoo going through withdrawals that he'll have to get a better job

 No.1690953

File: 1743904475708.png (216.27 KB, 601x292, 601:292, ClipboardImage.png)

lmao they had to fund a study for this
i couldve told you that!

 No.1690959

>>1690953
These are expert mathematicians.
They know for every niglet they shit out its an extra 300 gibbedats in WIC and EBT.

 No.1690965

>>1690945
>firing squad
do you just like volunteer to be an executioner? can you be hired as an executioner? imagine being paid to kill people without fear of retaliation and with the full blessing of the state. or do they look at you sideways if you ask?

 No.1690967

>>1690965
Depends on the state. Some states have a state executioner (the job is very secretive and the requirements are unclear) while others have members of the jury pool, volunteers, or sheriffs perform the jerb.

 No.1690968

Usually with firing squad it's like Jury Duty where you're ordered to perform and only one of the guns has live ammunition and everyone else has blanks so everyone shoots but nobody knows who killed the guy. Realistically if you know anything about guns then the guy with the live ammunition knows heem the killer.

 No.1690970

>>1690965
its a job, probably cops or something similar.
>paid to kill people
the idea with a lot of more modern execution methods is no one knows who actually did the deed so everyone but one guy has blanks or if its a hanging there's like three strings where any one of them could be holding the trap door shut and three guys cut one of each strings at the same time. i saw that hangin thang in a movie and im gonna assume its based in reality. of course with the chair only one guy is flippin das witch and with injection only one guys thumbs on dap lunger.
the "no one rly knows who did it" idea is so the dudes can have sum plausible deniability to themselves to help sleep at night. i wonder if that actually does help.

 No.1690972

dam spartman beat me to the punch

 No.1690975

my lady here tellin me she read recently that they all have live rounds but the plausible deniability comes from no one knows which one actually killed the guy, just that they all shot him. i wonder if thats true, if so its prob a jurisdiction thang lik state by state

 No.1690976

i dunno tho, the most affected victim oughta have first dibs on doin the dirty if they want

 No.1690978

>>1690975
if they all have live rounds and they all hit they all played a part in heeming him, doesn't really alleviate guilt in that case

 No.1690979

File: 1743914552324.jpg (229.98 KB, 1170x1460, 117:146, ummah.jpg)

>>1690861
>kinda irans whole thang
>they stoke religious fundamentalism in other cunts
bullshit
this rather fits the saudi and other GCC gulf states and their sunni "ummah" proxies which dont get along very well with the much more moderate shia (iran)
ffs the iranians paid a significant price to support for many years a secular govt, bashar al-assad's syria, against the real fundamentalists of al-nusra/jewlani (aka al-qaeda aka hts), which were instead supported by cia, turkey, mossad (and now the eu)

 No.1690981

File: 1743915553251.jpg (212.71 KB, 1764x1208, 441:302, math is hard (for the gov).jpg)

>>1690944
>threatened china or vietnam with a nuke
vaary misleading to put these 2 in the same bag given their export profile:
china -> usa: somewhere around 2.7% gdp
vietnam -> usa: about 30% gdp
nam very dependent, chin not
but ok some of vietnams exports are actually re-exportation of or elaborations on chinese exports, so lets generously say that 20 of that 30% is actually due to chinese exports, then 20% of vietnam gdp as share of chinese gdp (using 2022 ppp stats here) adds 0.86% gdp, making it roughly 3.5%

>they HAVE TO negotiate

the tariffs are not reciprocal at all, they are calculated based on bilateral trade balance
based on that, the only way to reduce them would be for them to start importing a ton fossil fuels, produce, cars, etc which they are already buying at much cheaper prices from other cunts (or producing locally),
they will not do that because it will wreck their economies even harder, instead what some like nam are suggesting is to "pretend" that dups tariffs really are reciprocal and drop their own tarifs on us imports (which are, on average, much lower than dup claimed)
this will not fix the deficit and it comes with its own problems because cunts have their own free-trade agreements with others in their own region and a mutual 0% tariff deal will mess up those priors: suddenly the products of a cunt which is not member of the trade bloc could be flowing duty-free in the markets of any member…

 No.1690983

>>1690978
ya im thinkin the same budy. i guess, if twoo, the argument would be that only one actually killed him, the rest just fucked em up. kinda does make sense to all have live rounds cuz rly only one bullet might take a while to kill the guy. it would suck to have to do a round two on em and hes just lying on the ground writhing in pain so now the whole squad is just aiming at this poor fuck on the ground hopin this time he finally dies.
americas funniest home videos: execution fuck ups

 No.1691041

why they gotta call it a black monday ?
yall markets be raycis as shit maynnnn

 No.1691045

>>1690970
they should just have doctors do it. the past 5 years has showed they're all psychopaths anyway

 No.1691058

File: 1743962059105-0.png (205.32 KB, 600x662, 300:331, ClipboardImage.png)

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minecraft movie came out thursday and it's the new rocky horror picture show

 No.1691059

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i almost want to go see this
almost

 No.1691062

>>1691058
>>1691059
if you had told me 15 years ago that this would happen i'd have assumed you were just quoting some gay greentext story from /v/ and kept building shitty houses and forts thinking i would prolly forget about this game in like a month and never hear about it again

 No.1691080

>>1691045
>doctahs r psychopaths
female nurses are sociopathic cunts doktors will push shit cause they getting kickbacks nurses are just straight up evil, being a cunt is its own reward for them

 No.1691081

>>1691058
Windia tier

 No.1691083

>>1691058
>>1691059
I miss when redstone circuitry was the hot new shit and the nether didn't even exist.
*Sips in Alpha*

 No.1691084

>>1691058
i guess its just distilled autism?

 No.1691086

>>1691084
same thing with morbius and the minion movie, it's so bad everyone goes to see it to laugh at it and play along with the jokes. mst3k but real.

 No.1691089

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>>1691083
i haven't played anything past release 1.8 (i played a modpack on ether 1.10 or 1.12 and hated the combat changes)
fat swede made the right choice, sell for $2.5 billion then shitpost on twitter in your empty mansion all day. he told off troons and that got him b& from minecon's 10th anniversary lmao

 No.1691091

>>1691089
if trannies have infested his game's community to the point they're kicking him out over bants then he prolly said good riddance. honestly
notch is a lot of things including a lazy faggot not even mad about it btw it's admirable how he lazied his way into never work again life with an at the time mostly forgettable game but he sticks to his guns at least

 No.1691095

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White House says more than 50 countries have reached out to talk tariffs

>Top Trump administration officials said Sunday that more than 50 countries have reached out to the White House, ready to negotiate the terms of tariffs expected to hit their respective countries. Vietnam, Cambodia, Italy, Lesotho and South Africa have expressed a willingness to work with the Trump administration.

>Lesotho was the hardest hit by a 50% tariff, which Trump levied after claiming that the country imposes a 99% tariff on U.S. goods. However, Lesotho’s government has said it’s not sure how Washington arrived at that calculation.
>Benjamin Netanyahu could be the first world leader to discuss tariffs face-to-face with Trump, as the Israeli prime minister plans on visiting his U.S. counterpart Monday.
dup prease undastand we very porr communist country

 No.1691097

>>1691058
gud for them. this was the only way out. the "so bad its gud"/audience participation route to becoming a cult hit
i remember they were getting a ton of bad press a while back cuz, ya know, its such a stupid fucking idea to make a live-action minecraft movie. but i guess nah. theyll all get paid back/bailed out from their terrible idea. lucky break.
and then in a few yrs, someone else will somehow think making a vidya movie is a gud idea, make one, lose a ton of money, and the cycle repeats

 No.1691099

>>1691097
it's only fairly recently that vidya movies have done even moderately well. in the 90s they were shitty action movies that weren't even faithful to the games, so the fans hated it and people who never heard of the game werent' going to see the movie. throw in a dozen RE movies for some fucking reason and uwe boll "films" and yeah vidya movies were a lost cause reserved for fuck you it's january. putting it in the hands of hollyjew and specifically barring the original game creators from having a say in the plot is a huge part of that too.
all that kinda changed with sanic and the mario movie after that since all they have to do is be competent and entertain the gaymers. sega also prolly leaned on WB (i think) to give them a lot of control over it, and i still think the original sonic model was purposefully bad to create fake outrage and they had the good sonic model the whole time.

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>>1691095
>lesotho mentioned
thats what, the second time in a month or so?
thats YUGE. they were all butthurt cuz dup was making fun of them for being the cunt in africa that literally no one has ever heard of truth hurts innit? and now theyve been mentioned twice. enormous news for lesothians and the future of lesotho
in 200yrs there will be a gold statue of dup on the highest peak in the area. theyll all still be illiterate and will forget the real history and instead refer to him as "the king in the sky" iirc "lesotho" is "sky kingdom" or sumthin lik that

 No.1691104

>>1691103
they're the landlocked one that's surrounded by souf africa right?
yeah that's them lmao
any kind of national interest or hopes for expansion permanently cockblocked by a soon-to-be noncunt bordering on complete anarchy. the horror

 No.1691105

>>1691104
theyre just lesotho tho
they dont care bout shit lik that, its not the point
even in apartheid, they were still there. its essentially tho not technically, since it was never actually a part of SA whats known as a "bantustan", which is what it sounds lik: a "separate but equal" kinda enclave where whatever bantu offshoot tribe had been living there just stayed there and never left. theres lik a half-dozen of them, all throughout the eastern part of the cape. lesotho was just the lucky one cuz it had some clearly defined geographic boundaries, in that no one could be bothered to march themselves up to the mountains and fucking bother to tell them they erent a cunt

i cant blame em for sticking around rly
you got 2 options around those parts. go smash up decaying infrastructure for copper in joburg, or live in the FUCKING SKY KINGDOM
ez choice imo

 No.1691107

>>1691099
>i still think the original sonic model was purposefully bad to create fake outrage and they had the good sonic model the whole time
there's no way that wasn't the case, didn't they put out the "redone" model literally days later? i know things have progressed leaps and bounds technologically speaking but it still takes longer than that to make a new cgi model much less a good one

 No.1691109

>>1691103
that's some interesting geography

 No.1691110

>>1691107
it was a few months later but i don't think it was enough time for them to reasonably say they redid the cgi from scratch. they pulled a new coke but it actually worked, big risk but big payoff since it's still the best (read: competent) vidya movie i've seen except maybe postal or SiN

 No.1691116

>>1691110
The 3D Mario movie wasn't too bad in my opinion. It was clearly nostalgiabait and a bit feminist (what isn't these days), but it mostly did its own thing and wasn't bad.

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>>1691116
still haven't seen it, don't really care to. but i haven't been in a movie theater for 3 years now so i'm not sure what it would take to make me go back. nu tron might be gud though.

 No.1691119

>>1691099
postal is actual unironic kino tho

 No.1691120

>>1691119
only because it's the only vidya that fits boll's retarded vision of filmmaking

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>>1691105
reminds me of the kukuana people from king solomons mines das a gud book i gotta re-read that
>>1691109
meh needs a walmart or a costco right on top of that cliff face

 No.1691147

>>1691118
i hat that trailer tbh



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