No.1693105
i hate snooker
No.1693109
i lik snok
No.1693123
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Would you a snooki?
No.1693124
>>1693123i don't have words strong enough to express my disdain for obnoxiously long fingernails, fake or real
i see them and am immediately filled with the desire to hit the fingers they're attached to with a hammer
No.1693194
waiting for snooker
No.1693330
>>1693124the backscratches be bussin tho
No.1693331
>>1693322you could start posting like normal which attracts others
No.1693337
>>1693331normals don't post on chans
No.1693458
draw looming
No.1693483
>>1693347My IP address is blocked on Ylilauta, so let’s not go there. Is anyone on Snooker Island? I’ve never been there because I am loyal to my /147/ friends. And this place is in English, which is another advantage over Ylilauta. To be honest, I am worried it could be ogre for a lot of the old fun. I feel this way in spite of my confidence that our original homeland will bounce back from the 4pocalypse.
No.1693492
Hello Sir
This is of Dildar of Sindh
I have of won /sp/ from Mr. Goat Bro on MiniClip dot com e-Snook before.
Please be play snook much again.
No.1693533
it's called pool you fucking yurocucks and it's as much of a sport as gookclick or wife evade is
No.1693543
pools def cooler than gookclick
that shit suxxxxxxxxx
No.1693661
Reminder that the pockets are being made bigger.
No.1693777
>Ali Carter dealing with 'excruciating' injury ahead of Ronnie O'Sullivan match at World Snooker Championshiphttps://www.gbnews.com/sport/snooker/ali-carter-injury-ronnie-o-sullivan-world-snooker-championshipAli Carter will face Ronnie O'Sullivan in the first round of the World Championship at the Crucible on Tuesday, having battled through qualifying despite suffering from an "excruciating" neck injury.
The 45-year-old secured his 21st appearance at the iconic Sheffield theatre after defeating Ian Burns and He Guoqiang in qualifying matches.
Carter's journey to the Crucible was nearly derailed by severe neck pain that almost forced him to withdraw during his match against Burns.
"Honestly, as you all know, I have been through a lot in my life, this pain was the most excruciating pain I have ever felt," Carter revealed.
The veteran player, who won the Championship League this season, now has a few days to recover before his blockbuster clash with his old rival O'Sullivan.
No.1693819
>>1693817ive never even heard of wapchan until yesterday is the community p laid back?
No.1693830
>>1693819/f1/ seems to thrive there
but /147/ anons just seem to have vanished entirely
been checking most of the popular chans and found nothing
No.1693853
>>1693830weird
i think tvch has an alternative sparts bort but the regular users there are also a bunch of discord drama trannies so idk how well that'd play out but it's worth looking around i guess
No.1693861
pendulum-chan really did a number on us
>rpdmey NOT pulling out
the hits just keep coming
No.1693890
>>1693883where the hell is everyone?
No.1693903
Kyren will be on the TV table 11 hours from now.
No.1693906
>>1693777 >He Guoqiang he h'wat now?
No.1693907
>>1693817jesus christ look at that bunda
No.1693931
snook…er?
No.1693945
>>1693817i will now post in your thread
No.1694009
weighting for snooker
No.1694019
>>1693819late but it's run by a troon that filters all the gamerwords and everyone has that creepy forced niceness with the invisible gun to their collective heads
No.1694032
HAZEL
No.1694033
>>1694026Ronnie is a million years old now and he's still inventing new reasons to lose.
No.1694035
rob "the talker" walker
No.1694039
KUBOL
No.1694045
I am at the bar to do snook hustle but the bar is buying my painter story and now they want me to paint the whole place help
No.1694046
>>1693322I'd have suggested here. Should've seen it coming in hindsight the April's fool prank was prescient
No.1694049
>channel switching
Fuck the BBC
No.1694051
>>1694046the only downside is that we don't have flags here
or maybe it's a good thing
No.1694056
>>1694051It's a good thing
No.1694082
>>1694054>pictures of an obscure Japanese singer and a very popular actressSamantha Fox isn't Japanese! And she can't act for shit.
No.1694085
M A R K
J A Y
W I L L I A M S
No.1694086
GOSIA
O
S
I
A
>>1694054how can we reach him?
>>1694056but how do we know if all the lads are here?
No.1694088
why the fucks this shite on the tv table
No.1694095
Thank god somebody here found me. I thought you lads were gone forever…
No.1694098
>>1694095I still believe that 4chan will be back. The CIA won't want to have to send its agents to moderate 20 smaller imageboards instead.
I also have another theory that moot sold 4chan to Hiro, then went to soyjak.party and hacked it so he could take it back for free. Remember that 4chan hadn't been updated since 2016 and that's how they hacked it. If moot used his old login details, and thought soyjaks were funny, then all the pieces fit.
No.1694099
>>1694095I wish markselby.one was still up, it could guide people here
No.1694100
>>1694098>a lot of the 4chan refugees are unironically using the intrusive datamining site that is the s*yjakpartysheesh
No.1694101
>>1694098I don't know. I thought 4chan would be back by the time I finished toiling that day. Every day that passes makes me think it's lost to the sands of time. And for it to happen right before the WC… Well i'm just glad some have made it here.
>>1694099If 4chan does return we will need a contingency. To my shame when I was lost I even went to r/snooker and it was awful.
No.1694102
>>1694101I am tempted to create an account on Snooker Island and have a thread about the death of /147/, and point people here and ask anyone else who discovers the thread where they have gone. Snooker Island must surely be one of the first places people will check.
No.1694104
>>1694101>>1694102the 4chan collapse really broke the entire /sp/
seems like every general it had is on a different imageboard
you'd think this would be the first choice, but no
No.1694105
>>1694102Not a bad shout. I considered making an oblique zest post on reddit to see if there was anyone there who could point me on my way to /147/. Probably a bad idea and thankfully I didn't have to resort to it. Snooker Island would have made far more sense.
>>1694104Honestly i'd never herd of sportschan. I'm not really a /sp/ poster I only went there for /147/ threads.
No.1694106
>neyul on tv table
>Eurosport 1 (The Home of Snooker) replaces it with tennis halfway through the session
In this troubling times, it is calming to see that not everything has changed.
No.1694107
>rpmald o’sulkivan
No.1694108
>>1694100that webshite gets blocked by my antivirus for phishing
No.1694113
>>1694108same here
I used a vpn to check it out, and it's rubbish
sadly, a lot of people seem to have fallen for their honeypot
No.1694126
fucking hell Dottie what are you doing? Dottie no. NO. NOO
No.1694134
>>1694133just press spacebar at the end of the line if its doing that
No.1694137
Is that Tatiana?
No.1694146
gwan neyul
No.1694151
FUCK YOU CHRIS
No.1694153
bbc has gone a little bit country
No.1694156
SEEMA
No.1694157
barry hawkwind
No.1694159
>>1694134 oh nice, thanks
No.1694160
koiren wilson against cryren kilson
No.1694166
sharter should be in the studio with rodney and jummy
No.1694169
big hoss' hair transplant didn't take then
No.1694170
i wonder if the hawkstalker is still going
No.1694174
>>1694158I presume this is made with AI
but it's a good idea, why hasn't anyone at wst thought of this?
they could be manufactured cheaply in china and sold for a big profit
No.1694175
>>1694158 Nice, my sides.
No.1694183
>>1694105I have now made a new thread on Snooker Island asking for any /147/ refugees to come here, or asking where the other posters have gone to. It isn't visible yet because it needs to be approved by a moderator. Imagine that. I'm already glad we didn't move there.
No.1694185
Alri lads, Kendo here.
No.1694189
This guide still works for the two table setup for the worlds:
https://pastebin.com/tRSLRCNmCredit to the poster on the 4chan thread.
No.1694193
>>1694183Very nice. Meanwhile I will also keep looking not only for /147/ but also some other wandering /sp/artans.
This is absolutely the best place it's better than anywhere else
No.1694194
>>1694185My Snooker Island post asked where you were! And I forgot Polebro, which I am very sorry for, especially since it's got my username on it.
No.1694195
>rpmald
No.1694196
>>1694193how many of you guys are there???
i don't wan't >us to get absolutely swamped
i guess >we have the lounge or whatever, but still
No.1694198
>>1694196You worry too much it'll be fine
No.1694200
>>1694198i mean im not opposed to it. >we have been gettin old. i can't post here enough to keep a community going anymore
but i'd like the unique offshoot to still retain its identity to some extent. keep >our yims and so on
No.1694204
>>1694183good job anon
although I think polebro can probably be found on some obscure hako forum, rather than snookerisland
No.1694213
GWAN PIEFACE
No.1694215
>>1694200moar ppls is gud tbh
couple
WEEKS of /sp/issy hypno and theyll be ready for /sp/ihad before u know it
No.1694217
>>1694105>>1694158decided to check reddit too, and this is the first thing I see
I thought carpet autism was >our thing
No.1694230
>>1694196Obviously there’s no way of knowing for sure, but I would guess there were maybe 30 regulars, with perhaps 10 hardcore autists. Not all of them have found this place, of course. The Snooker World Championships are our busiest time of year, so if we don’t completely strip your kawaii altchan like a plague of locusts in the next couple of weeks, you’ll be okay. And the cancerous scum who ruin the later rounds of this tournament are very unlikely to also show up here.
No.1694232
And to return to snooker for a moment: defending champion Kyren Wilson is 9-6 down in the opening round and it’s the first to 10 who goes through. Crucible Curse strikes again!
No.1694235
I want to watch snook and dorts too
where the dorts /180/ bros?
No.1694236
gwan kyren
No.1694241
Desislava Bozhilova
No.1694245
>>1694232 wth
>Error posting No.1694247
TV schedule zested.
No.1694250
Crazy fluke
No.1694253
Lei "No Fluke Just Skill" Peifan
No.1694255
>le pie fan
No.1694257
Kast-Iron Wilson coming back from the brink! It’s 9-8! The Crucible Curse is a lie put about by frauds who can’t win.
No.1694261
>>1694256you should hear the DataBaize version
No.1694269
just imagine one of these snooker grils using my testicles as the CUE BALL
me, spread eagle on the table, a silent audience watching on as a narrator describes her every action, eyeing up my large pair to set up the perfect most devastatingly painful shot
No.1694271
>>1694262Lei Peifan would never rig. He is a relatively low-ranking Chinese player, the snooker equivalent of Jesus Christ Himself. He’s as scrupulously honest as John Higgins, who as we all know has never rigged a frame or match.
No.1694272
KUBOL
No.1694273
>>1694256Jimmy White Whirlwind Snooker on the Amiga was never bested
https://youtu.be/5Pr3IsnqxGs?si= No.1694275
D E S I C I D E R
No.1694277
Sirs, one more frame, please redeem
_/\_
No.1694278
HAPPENING STATUS: IT’S
Also, I would like to complain about this year’s tournament sponsor, Halo ITSM. I read it every time as Halo ‘Tism and feel an urge to defend my neurotypicality against the stereotypes of snooker fans.
No.1694280
>>1694278Halo stopped being good after the 3rd one
No.1694281
If you win the Halo Cruce, do you get to hold the title of Master Chief for a year, too?
No.1694284
>DECIDING FRAME WIN %
No.1694285
>>1694278 but what is TOM?
No.1694286
>>1694285Perhaps it is an inferior TAOM
No.1694288
GWAN KYREN
No.1694290
worrier-jis…
No.1694293
IT'S OVER
No.1694295
He can't fuck it up now, can he?
No.1694296
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Hello darkness my old friend…
No.1694298
>>1694295They’ve both made such comedy misses that whoever loses will have fucked it up. The great thing is, though, that it could still be either one.
No.1694299
STOP THE COUNT
No.1694300
>sitting champion eliminated in round 1 twice in a row
gotta be a first
No.1694301
EAT A DICK VISHNU
CHINA ATHEISM #1
No.1694302
ABI
No.1694304
At the end of the day Lee Peefan potted more balls.
No.1694331
>>1694308chinese cant
not act like a tumor. something about the generational starvation/suffering has it hard-coded into them.
doesnt even matter what the
it actually is. could be a spart, could be an MMO, could be the australian housing market. whatever
it is, theyll find it and metastasize and multiply until its just cancer for everyone else
No.1694419
actually false
double negatives are grammatically correct in moonbabble
truly a savage people
No.1694437
RISHI FUCKING PERSAD
No.1694441
GWAN zhao
No.1694442
1 4 7
No.1694443
DataBaize
No.1694444
get
No.1694483
4/20 blaze it dude weed lmao you ever smoke so much you go beyond maximum break? i see it
148
No.1694487
>find new /147/
>error messages almost every post
No.1694489
>>1694487error posting chann due to pedo spam
No.1694491
>>1694489woke went too far
No.1694493
you will be under the arrest
No.1694495
Seems like /147/ has overrun this board, yet every post errors for me
No.1694498
stop trying to post illegal things
No.1694499
I have been posting here for literally several days now and I still have never had this error when posting. Perhaps I am the Chosen One.
No.1694509
>>1694499the answer is hidden ITT
think of it lik an easter egg hunt
No.1694512
>>1694503but the lines, they're outside of the boundary
No.1694513
>>1694512no gods, no masters
No.1694515
GWAN GWANNERS
No.1694516
>satt melt
No.1694518
>>1694509i get errors even when not quoting
No.1694522
I lik chinky snok. China nomber on.
No.1694523
>>1694518tbph idk
exactly how it works
but theres lik the obvious stuff, the letters sea and pea together
or separated by spaces/symbols.
but then theres other vague stuff
lik if i type
lik this
and maybe do some wacky formattingor just smash my hand against the keyboard
xuhjnbgyhtfvnik,yd ,t57ufv m
that usually triggers it too so you just gotta put some spessbar into it at the end of weird looking lines
No.1694528
>>1694523sometimes i have to put a spacebar after the>>1694523
No.1694530
>>1694513anarchists are like children
No.1694535
>>1694518dudder is not a real programmer so in all likelihood he just monkeypatched some r9k-like nonsense onto the post function so it breaks if the text box is empty or too short or contains some unknown voodoo blacklisted terms
No.1694537
>>1694535Ich nichten lichten
No.1694540
GWAN YZA
No.1694541
just tried to reply to the 4444 get post with the word "in" and got error message. tried spacebars after each line
No.1694545
ngl, I kinda miss the flags
No.1694546
CAM ON MARK POT SAM FACKIN BALLS
No.1694547
>>1694543it wouldn't let me do that. tried with and without spacebars so it seems quite random as well as having set rules. one thing i noticed is if i refresh the page, often the remnants of my last post are in the box so i have to delete that before posting.
No.1694551
>>1694549Do you have this in Ghibli form? You know, for research.
No.1694556
>>1694535i think he did aight >we were getting hit constantly all day erry day for a min there. i havent seen anything but maybe once all month
so it def helped a ton. whatever tf it actually is
No.1694557
>shart willybums
No.1694562
gwnawllio
No.1694563
>poo jizzer
No.1694570
>>1694556The last time I needed to go hunting through dozens of altchans, I certainly did see a lot more CSAM (that's the normie acronym for cheese pizza) than I did on my way to discovering this place. Perhaps society is winning the battle against the Captain Picards of the world?
No.1694573
>>1694570supposedly there's a small number of fags in siberia or whatever that just sit there and spam sea pea on smaller sites. the thumbnails are obviously irl lolo but if someone was stupid enough to follow the links they'd probably get ransomware'd
and/or v& because i'm still not wholly convinced it isn't also burger alphabetniggers taking part in a lot of it too No.1694578
>>1694570As
>>1694573 says, it's mostly alphabets and chosen people doing it to dissuade posting or get the board taken down
No.1694580
When is ronnie playing lads
No.1694584
SHORN FUCKING MORPHY
No.1694588
gwan wu finish the mug
No.1694592
rerack
No.1694596
>>1694185no timer here, your curse has been lifted
No.1694597
Parrot
No.1694599
>>1694578absolutely this
at one point >we were having someone sage post stuff at the end of the catalog where nobody would realize it's there, then report it to the web host
No.1694601
>>1694535i wrote some of it. the div/0 error is because i didn't write any error handling and my function has some math in it comparing post characteristics (so if it gets nothing, vichan passes the error output to you)
all the >error posts are… well because the post got blocked, for meeting a variety of voodoo stuff duder and i came up with to aggravate the typical shit the spam posters write
No.1694603
GWARN WILLO IT'S HIS YEAR
No.1694604
>>1694601all i did was reply to a post with an image and got that divide by zero error. then i tried to post a description of what happened and got another random error. shit is too sensitive
No.1694606
Well thats Wu Yize cursed by Shorn to never appear again
No.1694613
Yu 'not so' Wize
No.1694620
>>1694615starting a new line at the end of posts and starting that line with a spacebar is helping
No.1694622
SpartsChan
No.1694624
>>1694620if this is what works then i expect some serious regex fuckery at play
No.1694626
WAKEY WAKEY NEYUL
No.1694634
SEEMA
No.1694636
>>1694604>div by zeroyes because its doing math against the post body input
in your case, nothing try adding a spacebar>got another random errortry adding MANY spacebars>>1694624correct No.1694639
>BARRY BLOBBY BLORKINS
No.1694640
>Kendo and JV
No.1694660
>>1694632About 40% of those are just things that Dennis Taylor says. Surely we can do better.
To get started:
>Player complains about the Crucible in an interview>Rob Walker calls it "the Cruce">Rerack happens>Someone mentions the 1985 final again>A player loses despite leading at one point by five frames or more>One of the pundits reveals a shocking lack of knowledge about the current snooker tour (getting names wrong, saying they've never heard of a player, etc)>Shaun Murphy plays, commentates and presents a feature all in the same day>Ronnie O'Sullivan says he hates snooker really (but only after losing)>Any player gets banned for any reasonThat's nine so we could make a small 3x3 grid with those, but I'm sure other posters can both add to it and replace some of the inferior ones.
No.1694661
>helo tism
What did they mean by this?
No.1694663
>>1694662Barry Hawkins has been very good this season. I think the 4chan hack was done by the poster who promised us the Barry Hawkins Memmo, after he realised that Blazza was going to be world champion.
No.1694665
wakelin has such a punchable face
No.1694666
>>1694663>Barry Hawkins has been very good this seasonwhich is why I'm surprised he has problems with hoss
>6-6 No.1694667
1) Barry Scott
2) Barry Hawkins
POWER GAP
3) Barry Shitpeas
9001) Barry from Eastenders
No.1694668
A brief reminder that "thunder from down under" is also the name of something else.
No.1694669
>>1694668How are you watching? I am watching on the BBC Red Button channel on my TV, so I assumed it was as live as could be, but you posted that before this feature started.
No.1694670
>>1694669BBC4 lad
>error posting>error posting again No.1694675
>>1694670after three consecutive "error posting"s you are losing the thread
No.1694677
>>1694675only if one can see the reply button full ball
No.1694683
>>1694681 (Me)
>>1694682duality of /147/
No.1694688
>>1694682>watching TNT sportsSpartman, I…
No.1694689
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>Please visit 76chan. I will be migrating the site over to the new server in the coming days.
Well, that was fast. Did we kill sportschan? Also,
>Users: 5
F
No.1694691
>>1694689meh
getting tired
what's the point
No.1694692
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>>1694690How about for a mortgage on a spanish villa to be paid off in a lump sum?
No.1694694
>>1694689>>1694693>did we kill sprotschanno this was sorta a planned migration off of vichan that was goin on for a while
up until a couple days ago sportschan and 76chan just pointed here anyway
No.1694696
>>1694689I'd rather migrate to wapchan
https://wapchan.org/gens/res/1216.html#1659if that site can withstand /relentless/ on race weekends, it surely can handle a couple of slow /147/s
+ the mod seems to be a chill dude
No.1694701
>>1694696not familiar with wapchan, but i can say it's been really stable since getting here
No.1694705
I'm just about mcfucking had it with the migrations, if we have to move again I think it's gonna be the end, at least for me
No.1694708
>>1694678i think i can let the cat out of the bag a bit since >we are migrating off vichan anyway
the filter is doing 2 things, with a lot of small settings that can be tweaked
>checks for blacklisted words, with intense regex fuckery>checks overall % of non letter charactersintention was to stop people from circumventing them by inserting random noise that is easy to visually work around and for the most part works really well for how simple it is
99% of the time it errors because the % of non characters is so high
hold your spacebar like 5 seconds.
No.1694709
>>1694705is it really a migration? its the same site. 76chan and sportschan were the same domain up until yesterday
but vichan is fucking ancient, and unlike 4cuck >we don't have an army of unpaid janitors to delete illegal content
this is long overdue, tbh.
No.1694710
76chan and sportschan are the same thing, just two different domains
i moved the 76chan domain to point to a new server because ive been in the process of trying out jschan for the past few months and I figured now would be a good time to move off of shit ass vichan that hasnt been maintained for 8 years. The point of this is mainly so the "error posting" shit goes away and theres an actual spam filter in place that works.
The sites will become the same thing in a little while once I get finished up. You can keep posting here while I move things over. Please just be patient.
No.1694713
>>1694710 are you tmwtd?
DO NOT DO THAT No.1694714
also enable rainbow text if i cant let people know when im being fabulous then i have make gay words with red text which is reserved exclusively for shouting and butthurt ok?
No.1694715
i meant on the 76chan domain btw im well aware it works here
No.1694722
oh shit
the bigger deal is the lack of rugby theme
maybe >we can make one together
No.1694727
gwan neil
No.1694744
i've been on withdrawals with this schism. bad time to have it
good to see you lads
>kryren
No.1694745
I'd love to kick Chris Wakelin in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
No.1694751
>>1694710Can you set up a CNAME or something so that typing your domain (which I haven't bookmarked yet) redirects me automatically?
Also,
>Hossein Vafaei GWANning himself No.1694752
>>1694749I'd guide them here if I owned a reddit account
No.1694754
CAM ON NEIL FINISH THE BALD BASTARD
No.1694755
>>1694749I checked up on my Snooker Island thread and they seem to genuinely have never even heard of 4chan. I don't know whether or not to tell them what it was.
No.1694756
>>1694752just mentioned sportschan on a throwaway account lad
No.1694757
>>1694749>user/Dovecot>redditor for 13 years>couldn't find this boardgood riddance lol why on earth would you help them
No.1694758
all this altchan stuff genuinely confuses me. every one i look at is extremely slow with just nonsense posts
whats the point in them.
No.1694760
>>1694758because they have their own community and injokes, so when some retard from 4gag comes across it they have not clue wtf their even looking at
tho tbf some of them ARE dirt slow and only filled with garbage No.1694761
>FREE BALL
No.1694762
>>1694755 they're obviously lying
>>1694756 thanks lad
>>1694757 it's not like we have an abundance of posters tbqh
No.1694763
NEEEEEEYUL
THIS ISN'T 10 MAN ICC, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
No.1694765
this fucking frame
No.1694767
seeds choking everywhere
No.1694769
>>1694762and that's the caliber of poster you seek? redditors incapable of using search engines..
No.1694775
>>1694769>redditors incapable of using search engines..I did a search for "list of imageboards" and I didn't find this one. I like altchans as an idea, but I was unaware that there were so many.
No.1694776
>>1694769i don't really care
the more the merrier i guess
we've had all kinds of schizos and nonces in these threads before, what's a single redditor going to do?
No.1694777
>JOHN HIGGINS.
No.1694781
Top bants from Hossein to turn to the camera and thank all his fans and all the snooker-lovers with the words "xie xie" instead of thanking us in English.
No.1694788
>>1694776except reddit is what brought them to /147/, perhaps you aren't old enough to remember, or..
No.1694789
>>1694788sorry nobody here is gay enough to use reddit
No.1694792
Chris FUCKING Wakelin
No.1694793
>>1694758its not that confusing
basically, sportschan is the only way
all other sites are haram
and also really painfully autistic and slow No.1694798
>>1694792i prefer chris chan myself
No.1694815
>>1694798thats unfair he can just dimensional merge the ball into the pocket
No.1694862
Insert Polepedant post here
No.1694864
>>1694815DONT TOUCH ANYTHING
No.1694899
>>1694758But that doesn't matter. We have our own thread, we just need a place to be. At least for me that's enough, since I never go to /sp/ outside /147/.
>>1694765>>1694792The whole second half of Robbo v Weak was pretty kino.>>1694792
No.1694903
>>1694017My one and only World Champion being removed in the first round by… *checks notes* by uhh… *checks notes again* the *laughs just a bit* winner of the prestigious Scottish Men's Open, China's brave *checks notes just to be safe* Pei Le- *checks notes* Lei Peifan truly made me cry. I'm not hiding that I'm completely devastated.
>>1694900We may already be settled, we just don't know it yet.
If there's still someone missing, I'm sure it's not a matter of being unable to find this place, just >waiting for 4chins to recover (it took me 5 days to give up).
No.1694913
>>1694903If 4chan returns it won't be soon, it's not only about replacing the ancient setup, they must replace jannies too. Maybe they'll have help to speed it up, it's very beneficial to keep anons contained
No.1694916
GWAN MY RIGGA
GWAN ZHAO
>>1694910>>>1694911>>1694913Fortunately >waiting is what we're best at.
No.1694917
>both tables have a match fixer that never fixed any matches
No.1694918
>>1694917Imagine being so good that people are convinced you must be cheating.
No.1694919
2 reds 2 blacks
No.1694929
'MON JOHN
No.1694940
without flags, i think we can leave the pseudo-tripfaggotry behind please
No.1694941
>>1694938Hello, Finbro.
>>1694940Most of the time we won't be able to tell who is who anyway.
No.1694948
>>1694940I'm just glad more of the regulars have found their way here
No.1694952
>>1694950Right. When I was scrolling through the thread, I saw some mentions of errors caused by greentexting, so maybe that's the reason.
>>1694951But I finally managed to post the same webm I was trying to post. And with the same text.
>you know you dont have to strip the sound out anymore, right?Of course, there's already a webm with Hako singing in this very thread. And an mp3 and a flac, even.
No.1694954
interesting this place has somehow picked up my 4chanx configuration
dont get how that works
No.1694956
fucked it
No.1694958
>>1694950oh yea thats a thing
if it say the "post looks automated" just F5
happens sometimes if youve had the tab open for a long time. its, again, to deal w chomo bot spam. hopefully wont be for much longer since dudders got the new site up already. just gotta tweak it and make sure it works and, most important, that it look
pretty No.1694959
>>1694913I have seen posts on wapchan reporting that KiwiFarms has a thread (fun fact: turns out I can't go to KiwiFarms because they've done too much bad shit and have been hidden) which explains that the 4chan team are currently saying it should take 2-3 weeks to bring it back online. As it happens, "2-3 weeks" is exactly how far away the final of the Snooker World Championship is. Just imagine!
No.1694962
>>16949592 more weeks™ is, frankly, them being a bit hopeful imo
they have to basically start over. all the jannies are gone and need to be re-hired, which might not seem too appealing a job anymore given what just happened. and any of the actual codemonkeys they had
do-nothing faggots that they evidently were laying around got doxed too, so they need to hire someone to do THAT too.
and lik, theres other IB-software around, sure, its not lik they need to start that from scratch. but for a site that size? thats a big job trying to make sure everything actually works to scale. then theres security, which obv is a big concern now. its gonna take some time and require effort. effort that im not entirely convinced hiroshimoot has. the guys in it for the ez money. not to get all doomer, but imho hes likely to sell out. same thing he did w his old board in nipland. soon as any real trouble manifested he was outta there
No.1694969
can't wait for the inevitable fan zhengyi - daniel wells final
No.1694970
In more snooker related news…
I think it's been a high quality start to this years tournament. Some good tense endings to quite a few matches already
No.1694972
>>1694969K I N O
>>1694970Yes, qualifiers had more one-sided matches.
No.1694974
>>1694971He's like a fatter Jamie Jones. Or a thinner Jackson Page. Or a Welsh Robert Milkins.
No.1694978
>>1694976That was funny because it didn't work.
Okay, spoilers don't work like on forcheng. [s]test[/s]
And since I'm already testing, some oekaki.
No.1694982
>>1694980>>1694978it does 8gag formatting, cuz its vichan
**
''
==
[autism]
etc
No.1694983
lol oh yea if the kaki doesnt go away either just F5
No.1694984
Ding to miss frame ball 3+ times in the match.
No.1694985
>>1694982Is that Markdown? Based on previous experiences in other communities I've been in, I like [i]BBCode[/i] but I hate
Markdown so much.
What does
autism do?
No.1694987
>>16949544chanx is configured to work with vichan/jschan/whatever borts so it applies to a lotta offshoots
iirc it even worked on 8gag at least in the pre-yogapig days
No.1694988
>>1694985>What does autism do?its the
best onethen theres all the fancy combos, but i think you need a
sparstchan gold acct for those
No.1694989
But what if I just put a YT link here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgbuCrDFmHg>>1694982Ah, I see, thanks.
>>1694983Switching to File etc. is enough, as long as your picture disappears from the message box. Same with embedded videos.
>>1694985Figures.
No.1694993
>>1694989you gotta put it in the embed
next to file/oekaki option doesnt work in quick reply box, and doesnt work for livestream links at all
sometimes that gets "stuck" too lik the kaki
idk
thats another thing thats tiresome about this old software. jewtube keeps purposefully breaking shit for imageboards. when >we used to have music threads with just embeds the thread would become unloadable. which is retarded since you can have the exact thread with ~1k mp4s and webms actually in it, and its totally fine
No.1694997
always lovely to see young scullion in action
No.1694998
>>1694971 ask ronnie;
"He’s tried that and he ain’t that level, never will be. At best he’ll maybe make a few Semi-Finals now and again, but he’s never going to be a tournament winner, he’s just not good enough.”
No.1695018
>>1695012yea its just old and shit and hasnt been kept up for 8yrs
in addition to jewtube being personally adversarial to any site thats not operating under jewgles jurisdictionlooks lik it already works on the new site tho, so whatever
No.1695022
Hey guys, Den here! Glad I found you all again, scary week! Good to see Ding doing well, in general the Chinese effort is encouraging. Hope you are all keeping well!
No.1695023
Thank god for that reddit post so all the normalfags (alphabets) can find us
No.1695026
Anyone spotted lemonlad?
No.1695031
Sparts
No.1695033
GWAN MORK
No.1695035
I may have lost another YChP, but I still have quite a few. Three are already in round 2, another one is guaranteed (YChP v YChP) and two more pending. So out of 16 Players, 4-6 will be Young and Chinese.
This is without counting Ding, because he's going all the way to the final, obviously. So, potentially 7/16, nearly half of round 2 will be from the Terracotta Army.
Yes, it's YChP now, else you won't be able to post it.
No.1695038
GWAN DING
No.1695043
File: 1745253001456.png (1.64 MB, 1287x965, 1287:965, Shadow Hearts_SLPS-25041_2….png)
I'm in London now, by the way. Meet-up when?
I'll need to wait a bit though, because it's 1910 or so here right now.
No.1695051
error posting
No.1695053
>6-3Not bad.
>>1695051Make sure there isn't a letter C followed directly by a letter P in your post. Like it happens, for example, when you try to make an abbreviation of "Young Chinese Player".
No.1695064
>>1695031what was originally posted that was changed to "Sparts"
No.1695071
>>1695068Why'd you change my filename?
No.1695072
i miss 4chan. it doesnt deserve to die
No.1695073
>>1695071how'd you find my new board?
No.1695076
>>1695074If you go to Manchester, where they're from, people can't shut up about them. The rest of the country doesn't really care about the Stone Roses, but in Manchester they are bigger than Oasis (the other famously Mancunian indie band) and the only other band that comes close is The Smiths. But like I say, anywhere else in England, Oasis are bigger and the Stone Roses are basically an obscure footnote.
No.1695084
ROB
FUCKING
WALKER
No.1695086
>si surge was 2 years ago
fuck…
No.1695089
>>1695076try The Fall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygQmJ59E4Q>>1695076>the Stone Roses are basically an obscure footnote.not that obscure, but yes compared to Oasis
No.1695091
>>1695089everyone knows the fall tho
even in the states
half of at the drive-ins career was them telling ppl to listen to the fall. they were lik THE band everyone in the 90s/00s would namedrop
stone roses? no one knows they exist
and oasis was just a marketing scheme, or thats how it felt over here. you couldnt get away from it
No.1695094
>>1695091i didn't claim The Fall are obscure, i suggested them because they're great
No.1695097
The farmers fields are currently under ownership of the Chinese Communist Party.
No.1695098
Snooker
No.1695110
>>1695094they are great
2 drummers is just a great idea
No.1695115
>>1695081Wish I knew this reference, but thanks for the oc anyway
No.1695118
PELLEW SPOTTED
No.1695119
>>1695117looks like someone was way ahead of me
No.1695122
MON JOHN
No.1695125
GWAN WE JOE HE'S A FACKING RIGGER
No.1695126
>>1695125Independent fact-checkers have found that this claim is false:
An independent tribunal hosted by Sparts Resolutions UK and chaired by Ian Mill KC has confirmed that John Higgins has never fixed any frame or match.
No.1695128
Some of John Parrott’s commentary is appalling. Is he retarded?
No.1695129
>>1695128all old people are retarded
No.1695130
>>1695128I like JP now because I can tune him out entirely
No.1695131
GWAN JOHN
No.1695135
Riggins got no Halo this World Championships. Pure corrupt GRANITE
No.1695137
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One silver lining out of all this 4chan nonsense is that we won't be flooded with GWANNERS tomorrow
No.1695138
John Higgins never fixed any shot or break.
No.1695139
Weighting for rpmmie
No.1695141
RIGTURY
No.1695142
>part and parcel
No.1695143
CUMMON JON
No.1695144
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Chinese supremacy tomorrow at 10am
The old northern whites in the crowd won't be happy
No.1695151
RIGGY RIGGY RIGGY!!!
No.1695152
JOHN HIGGINGS
No.1695198
This thing doesn't need a morning bump, does it?
GWAN THE YChPs
GWAN WELLS
>>1695115It's Death Note, one of the biggest anime classics. You should try watching it, by the way, it's a bit like Money Heist, except good.
No.1695200
GWAN RONNEH!
No.1695244
What's a snooker table?
No.1695246
>>1695244A billiard table.
No.1695250
>>1695238Lel, can't tell if shopped
No.1695255
>it's another "rpdmey home-story/1-on-1 interview on Eurosport (The Home of Snooker)"-episode
No.1695258
real low quality stuff on this chinese table
No.1695259
>muh tip
No.1695262
now that's a total clearance.
No.1695264
>politics over snooks
fuck the BBC
No.1695268
File: 1745323103623.mp4 (4.24 MB, 1280x708, 320:177, Tearful John Higgins In Em….mp4)
Huggy Bear
No.1695269
morphy with his fat sausage fingers
No.1695270
>>1695268Guilt finally taking its toll on riggins
No.1695271
>>1695270never rigged a frame or a match
No.1695272
KOIREN
No.1695282
>>1695275It's perfectly acceptable to watch Shorn play as long as he's losing.
No.1695286
rpmald match looms
No.1695287
gWAN
No.1695288
Is it finally dings year?
No.1695291
>>1695288If we refer to all Chinese players as Ding, it’s bound to be Ding’s year eventually. I had real hopes for Ding Bingtao but he got banned. Ding Xintong is the new favourite but I don’t think he will win it this year. Perhaps Ding Yize can shock us all and take home the trophy.
No.1695294
GWAN DINGY BOY
No.1695297
GWAN RONNEH!!!!!!!!!!
No.1695299
>Karen read retrial is starting
Oh no, I don't know what to watch now :(
No.1695301
>>1695293He's right though, the WhySeePeas have infinite bodies and resources, and China is motivated by the cultural win
No.1695302
>replying to the schizo
No.1695303
GWAN ALI MY BOY
No.1695305
Stop the count.
No.1695307
>>1695302No more complaints about the schizo, redditards literally invited him
No.1695309
GWAN RONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!ON!1!!!ONE
No.1695310
>ronnies titanium tip
No.1695315
>>1695307What difference does it make whether someone found out about this place from redshit or snooker island when they looked for /147/ in google?
No.1695327
This is the worst standard of snooker so far this championship
No.1695331
Sharted
No.1695332
D I N G T U R Y
No.1695333
Okay, so how do you even use this?
[text]
[autism]text[autism]
text
text
text
text
No.1695334
C E N T U R Y
test
No.1695337
Ali Sparter
No.1695338
GWAN RONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.1695339
D I N G
No.1695341
>this place is real
also gwaaaaaaaaaan ding
No.1695342
Too late, he just won.
No.1695343
Also, C E N T U R Y from my boy the Craptain.
No.1695344
>1 red 1 black
No.1695345
>2 reds 2 blacks
No.1695346
>redbol
No.1695347
>kak purity
No.1695348
GWAN RONNEH!!!
No.1695351
I'd really 5-4 Rodney right now.
>>1695031>>1695208SPAAARTS
No.1695363
watching this argos programme on channel 5 lads
No.1695384
gwan judd
No.1695391
i am ready to fite someone over snook
RIGHT NOW
No.1695396
Now that we're all anonymous, I can admit Judd Trump is the best current snooker player.
No.1695398
>>1695396For me, it's Mark Allen. I'm more impressed when he does well; Judd has this expectation that he's going to pull off some incredible shots and yet he very rarely does that now. So Judd is dull and the more workmanlike Mark Allen makes his hard-fought wins feel much more exciting.
Oh, and I don't like Mark Selby.
No.1695399
>>1695396Now that we're all anonymous, I can pretend I believe that it's your actual opinion.
No.1695403
In ancient Palestine, a Roman middle manager,
Dresses down a radical,
"I have a backlog of so-called prophets,
You are of a multitude",
The offender said, "I witness truth",
Perplexed and filled with pique,
The jailer replied, "Truth, what is it?".
No.1695406
>>1695403I have literally no idea what you're talking about.
I'm a big Shoot Out fan, by the way, if it makes a difference.
No.1695408
SPortman
No.1695409
spurtman
No.1695413
>>1695397i remember one time i was sitting on muh stoop and saw this fat negress go to her van then start screaming
AAWWWWWWW HEEELLLLLLL NAWWWW NIGGA FUCK NAWWWWlooked a little closer and her van had been booted. a real bummer.
suddenly, to my shock, she got in, started it, then started trying to drive away. it didnt work very well, of course. you could hear it slowly scraping and doing whatever horror it was doing to the rest of the car, then eventually a loud banging sound as it rolled over and made the entire van wobble. she just sort of continued hobbling along like that down the block, turned, and that was that
i had no idea such a thing was even possible. a true triumph of the will
No.1695415
Now that we're all anonymous, fuck you guys
No.1695416
>>1695415where were you for the scottish open
No.1695420
>he hit that too well
No.1695421
Gwan judd
No.1695427
farmerfrens…
No.1695428
Error posting, by the way, but mainly:
>>1695427It's not over yet.
It is over, however, for Zhou.
No.1695430
>TABLE TIME %
No.1695434
>>1695427 the agriback is on
>>1695427 No.1695435
>Bob Plump
No.1695437
>Mudd Dump
No.1695440
>Badd Crump
No.1695443
>Butt Rump
No.1695444
>Jebb Chimp
No.1695445
>Lump Bump
No.1695448
>Bubb Blumpf
No.1695451
>>1695450who the hell is ben woollaston?
No.1695459
>>1695451It's actually Ben Wool-Laston.
No.1695460
Tat's bottom
No.1695472
I am watching highlights of Ronnie vs Ali Carter, having not watched it earlier. The pair of them look absolutely shocking. This is terrible. They’re so shit that whoever wins this will probably be world champion just to make me look stupid.
No.1695490
>Jugg Gump
No.1695504
My boy David is still young…
No.1695550
DUBS GET
No.1695562
JOHN FUCKING PARROTT
No.1695567
Why the fuck have they ended the coverage so early
No.1695570
When Mark Selby
No.1695573
zests
No.1695577
dubs get
No.1695583
>>1695570 >>1695573 That’s amore
Hey, my first “error posting”!
No.1695585
GWAN ZHANG
No.1695589
why the FUCK doesn't bbc2 just cut straight to the live feed of zhang v pang
No.1695590
>>1695589it's BBC sport website
No.1695592
What’s the post limit for threads on Sportschan? Should we start a new thread on 76chan when the time comes?
No.1695594
>world disability snooker day
Spastics rise up!
No.1695597
>>1695594>Spasticshave some respect, the accepted term is sparstics now
No.1695598
GWAN GWANNERS
No.1695599
Shart in Spart
No.1695601
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State of this thread
I wish we'd just died with some dignity lads…
No.1695603
GO ON THE CAPTAIN
>>1695601It's still better than normally during the WC althougheverbeit.
No.1695604
>>1695601Oh Ronnie, I can feel… The shart pouring over my heaaaad
No.1695606
imagine being so triggered by the goat that you end up supporting Shartmeister
No.1695607
>>1695606/147/ is allergic to good snooker. its why they cling onto the molester from leicester
No.1695608
GOATURY
No.1695612
I shat myself today
To see if I still smell
>>1695607You're allergic to snooker, that's why these posts always appear only during the most normalfaggot events.
No.1695615
>Ronnie v Ali
>Breclel v G'Day
Our time, roof chads. Error posting, by the way.
No.1695616
>>1695612sneethe about it
No.1695617
>>1695391round the back of the cruce. 10 mins
No.1695622
>not being normal
No.1695623
>being so new, you don't even understand the difference between "being normal" and "being a normal"
I shiggy diggy at the mere thought tbh fam.
No.1695624
>not being a normal
No.1695625
normalshart bros…
No.1695638
love me some Ronneh,
love me some Selbeh,
simple as.
No.1695640
>>1695637Wahoo!
Error posting. Error posting. And another error posting.
No.1695648
>>1695620nice try but it's specifically being triggered by the goat, not support for whoever your favourite happens to be
No.1695656
imagine hearing Shorn predict your imminent loss before you walk out in the WC
No.1695658
>>1695656I generally prefer to not imagine Shorn at all.
No.1695667
Well I finally made my way here - just a /147/ UK regular anon.
No.1695669
15's plenty
No.1695671
>>1695667Now we're all /147/ UK regular anons. Just pretend grammatical mistakes are typos.
No.1695676
>>1695667 >one week late>regularAnon..
No.1695680
>good commentary on the boring match
fucking beeb
No.1695686
daily reminder that olivier is the saviour of snooks
No.1695687
>>1695667Welcome, foreignbro! It's true that I don't know who you are from just this post, so just know this: if you post lots of Korean waifus, that's excellent news. If you post anime and have autism, that's okay news. If you mass-reply to people, I will finally have the courage to tell you to stop doing that. If you insist that it's called pool, I will treat you largely the same as I did before. If you have any other flag, I'm afraid I never noticed you unless you are one of the Irish songwriting geniuses.
No.1695695
gonna need a new thread
/148/ next
No.1695702
>>1695687>If you post anime and have autismI don't understand how these two are supposed to be related. Can't recall anyone who both posts anime and is autistic.
>>1695695Why? It doesn't seem like we hit the bump limit, if that's even a thing here.
No.1695703
jan
No.1695704
I was wrong. I think we are on auto-sage, but we may die of old age before reaching page 15. This is pretty much the only active thread.
No.1695708
YOU CAN'T SPART THE FART!
No.1695710
Not one of my favourite YChPs…
No.1695711
>>1695695>/148/ nextjamie burnett edition
No.1695712
>>1695704It might have been another chan, or it could have been this one, where the thread is just “full” after 700 posts and you need to make a new one [spoiler]on 76chan[/spoiler].
No.1695714
>>1695712Then we should wait and make sure, for science.
No.1695715
>>1695695just let it die
we had a good run
snooker islan won
No.1695719
>MUH TIP
No.1695720
LOL
No.1695721
>>1695715FUCK snooker island
No.1695722
>>1695717
I once tried deleting each part of my post, which was just a couple of regular sentences, removed the pic, then added a different one, basically, I ended up creating a completely different post and still got that error.
But refreshing the page helped.
No.1695723
GWAN MARK
No.1695725
>>1695722>Your request looks automated; Post discarded.>Error posting>Division by zerohonestly fuck this place, it's doing my head in
No.1695728
11's plenty
No.1695732
gwan selbo.
No.1695734
Only eight more. Can't wait to wake up in 5 hours and see the good news.
No.1695753
>muh tip
No.1695755
>>1695746she certainly put's the bela in rus
No.1695758
>>1695755I’d put my Bel in her arus any day
No.1695780
>>1695725>>1695727but that one anon has had no errors yet so everything is fine actually
No.1695783
>5-4
Alright, not bad. I'll miss a good part of Selby today, unfortunately, but I will be praying.
No.1695788
gawn ben wooly
No.1695814
>no morning sesh
No.1695826
>>1695780I have had a couple now. They happened when I wrote short replies to other posts.
No.1695832
>>1695823This is the longest I haven't used 4chan in some 15 years.
No.1695838
>>1695832hows it feel budy
No.1695839
"SNEEDIUM"
No.1695843
I'd love to kick Chris Wakelin in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
No.1695845
>>1695832I feel quite guilty that when it went away, the first thing I did was find an alternative. It will take considerably tougher love than this to break my addiction. This can’t be good or healthy, but without any viable other hobbies, it’s still the best option and that’s really quite concerning.
No.1695846
>>1695845>>1695838Yeah I'm still having withdrawals. It better come back anyway.
No.1695848
>filthy Luca
No.1695850
I have just looked at the full bracket for this year’s tournament and I have decided that I think Zhao Xintong is going to win it. I don’t want him to, but it’s looking like a Zhao-Judd final to me and we’ve had meme winners two years in a row now. And the banned amateur Chinese player is a bigger meme than The Boy is.
No.1695851
I thought Selby was at 14:30, but he's in the evening session. Very good. I will be able to watch that.
>>1695850That would be a good theory, if Ding didn't exist.
No.1695854
>>1695853wtf is this real
No.1695857
>>1695854No. Tina was sitting on my lap in the real image.
No.1695862
>>1695840Terrible on comms. They stick him on late night red button matches when Davis and Hendry are out on the lash hunting the gash. He just repeats empty cliches over and over. Described Selby as "having the heart of lion" and kept banging on about his dead dad and he was just playing regular level snooker in the 1st round
No.1695864
>>1695862>He just repeats empty cliches over and overYeah, we wouldn't want any of that in our snooker commentary
No.1695868
GWAN LUCA
No.1695869
Tat's bun(s)
No.1695873
can Brecel fuck off and stick to power snooker or something?
No.1695874
>WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING
No.1695875
Just got back from the dentist, lost a tooth (an eight). But I took tomorrow off and a game I've been waiting for is now out, so I have three days of snooker and video games (and pain (and Hako (obviously))).
GWAN WAKELIN
GWAN uhhh… G'DAY I guess
No.1695878
>luca the fluka
No.1695887
a-anyone wanna watch the darts with me tonight
No.1695893
Stephen Hendry cameo in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.
>>1695887What is the darts equivalent of zesting?
No.1695895
>kubol heading for pocket
>jv says "he doesn't want to go in-off"
>
No.1695907
desi in the desibox
No.1695908
just turned on the tele and a dirty match fixing cheat pops up
No.1695909
>muh covid jab
No.1695910
>skinwalker absolutely ribbing riggins
No.1695912
just fuck off shorn
No.1695914
GWAN JESTAH
GWAN XIAO
No.1695917
GWAN WOOLY ASS
No.1695929
why the fuck is selbo losing
No.1695930
>muh tips
They always need some subject to bang on about.
No.1695931
>>1695929Too busy thinking about Tatiana's fat arse.
No.1695934
>>1695931This is why Ben has won nothing. Imagine trying to practice with that in your face
No.1695939
zested
No.1695940
GWAN MARK!
No.1695942
Selby nearly chucking his cue across the table kek.
No.1695943
I kneel or something
No.1695944
absolutely molested
No.1695945
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No.1695947
Eating an easter egg lads
No.1695951
>Mark Selby, 1
No.1695952
>>1695929because he's a mug
GWAN RED LEICESTER
No.1695953
>>1695949Only just read he was having tip problems in the first sesssion, so has a new tip for this one? Still adjusting to it.
No.1695957
>>1695953Yes new tip, confirmed by Ken
No.1695958
MAGNETS?
No.1695960
>>1695937Is this that for which we pay the licence fee?
No.1695961
>>1695948I don't think he's earned the right to look sad when he's got such a magnificent piece of ass waiting him at home
No.1695967
explosion at the Selbium power plant
No.1695968
lemon abuse
No.1695971
>lelby
error posting
No.1695974
>>1695937Must have migrated their servers to sportschan
No.1695976
>>1695970Noooo, not the lemon.
Noooo, not the error posting either.
No.1695980
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Watch as thousands queue to see Mark Selby lying in state
No.1695981
Mark Selby is missing his zest
No.1695984
>>1695981Not only markselby.one is down, but without the original /147/ we don't post even 20% of lemons we'd normally post.
Plus, after all the luck we've had in the last few months, the pendulum is collecting the payment finally.
No.1695985
>>1695970Very zesty from Mark.
No.1695986
K U B O L
No.1695990
CAM ON MARK
No.1695991
12's plenty
No.1695995
I believe The Tiger will win
No.1695998
It's selbover
No.1695999
Bottlin' Ben hasn't got what it takes to finish a match off when it really matters. Jester 10-9.
No.1696000
What if tati is chosen for a final and Ben ends up reaching it?
No.1696001
>lelby
lelby
error posting i hate this website
No.1696002
>>1696000She wouldn't be allowed to ref a match he's in surely, through conflict of interest. Though it's snooker, you don't exactly get refball all that much.
No.1696005
R E R A C K
No.1696006
R E R A C K
E
R
A
C
K
No.1696009
RE-RERACK
No.1696011
>Selby
>rerack x 2
was there any doubt?
No.1696012
top kek
what a loser
No.1696013
Selbians i'm not feeling so good
No.1696016
GWAN mark
No.1696018
Granite
No.1696023
Zest: engaged
No.1696024
odds of a zestcider lads
No.1696028
Bottlin' Ben
No.1696029
12's plenty
No.1696032
GWAN MARK FINISH HIM HE'S A MUG
No.1696034
Late night zest incoming
No.1696036
let me sleep
No.1696040
Be ironic if Selby only lasts a minute with the lovely vikki
No.1696042
COS HE TORTURES JOBBERS
No.1696043
virgo on tilt
No.1696045
Ben is the plainest looking man. When he stands with the crowd in the background you can barely see him
No.1696047
It's over
No.1696048
Wouldn't even let Ben pot the blue.
No.1696049
owned
No.1696050
>ben goes on just to lose against si
lmao
No.1696051
zest zisters…
No.1696052
we live to zest another day
No.1696124
>>1695999trips lie
red leicester best leicester
No.1696142
>>1696138Alri'.
Not precisely "everyone", unfortunately, and the typical WC tourists are here too already.
Plus, it seems sportschan is migrating to
https://76chan.org/index.html/v/ is already locked and threads were moved to there.
No.1696155
The Spartschan.
No.1696158
Knob Talker
No.1696163
W E A K T U R Y
But also:
>8-2
>Al(mao)len
But above all: error posting. I wonder if this is happening in 76chan too.
No.1696169
MAXIMUM INC
No.1696170
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY SEVEN
No.1696171
1 4 7
No.1696172
Suomisweateranon just witnessed a
M O R K X I M U M
>JAK
No.1696173
M A X I M U M
So Mork will make at least some money before going home.
No.1696175
Polish commentators just mentioned that the price Page got for two maxes in Triple Crown events in one season, 147k pounds, is for the first three players who do it and it's not split in case two players do it in one season.
So Mork still has a chance to get some real money before he's out.
No.1696180
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Why no wakelin love lads?
Yes he walks like a human slug and looks like a composite of all men in the corner of flat top pubs across Britain but good on him
No.1696182
GWAN SICK WAKEBOARD!11
No.1696187
gwan mork
No.1696188
>147 by Allen in frame 13. He becomes the first player to make a maximum break in all three triple crown events.>>1696187It's over for now. Resumes in the evening.
No.1696191
Can't Wake up
No.1696195
>Slowby gone
>our Ronneh through
brave snooker wins the day
fearful snooker going home to be 3rd best Leicester man
No.1696198
>JV and Hendry
No.1696200
>>1696195the real winner is the fans
No.1696201
>Rodney runs away in fear from every match for nearly half a year
>Rodney fans: "how brave!"
No.1696203
>>1696200true
>>1696201nice try but we were discussing the style of snooker, as you know.
No.1696205
Which match should I watch??
No.1696210
>kubol
No.1696215
There are TWO riggers playing RIGHT NOW while Stephen Lee is not.
No.1696221
female refs starting to seem a bit overrepresented
No.1696222
>>1696221Unlike female players. Curious.
No.1696225
Is Xintong playing like a wonderkid or no?
No.1696242
Rip mork
No.1696244
>thread locked
thread appears to be unlocked again
No.1696245
4chan is back online
No.1696249
>>1696245On the one hand, I want to be there to witness the triumphant return. On the other hand, what does it say about me if I have learnt nothing in my time of freedom?
No.1696250
>>1696245>please wait a while before making a postAh, home shit home.
No.1696252
>>1696249You learnt that sportschan is full of errors and that flagposting is for pseudo-tripfags.
No.1696261
>>1696252None of the flagposters is namefagging or tripfagging here.
No.1696268
>>1696261they all wish they could be
No.1696270
>>1696268They could if they wanted to.
No.1696271
>>1696245tried to post
>post successful>doesn't appearah, yes, we back at ghostposting
No.1696272
I refuse to close the tab (for now)
No.1696278
>>1696252Feel like the flags somewhat discourage annoying /brit/ardposting.
No.1696280
I’ve heard that this thread is locked now but it looks to me like it isn’t.
No.1696363
>channel switching before it's even started
No.1696396
Sarptschan